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That's the wrong kind of beer to be a true redneck windchime.

For a redneck windchime, you need Lone Star, Natty Light, Keystone Light, Falstaff or the Beast. There are others, but Coors Oringinal is far too expensive.
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That's the wrong kind of beer to be a true redneck windchime.

For a redneck windchime, you need Lone Star, Natty Light, Keystone Light, Falstaff or the Beast. There are others, but Coors Oringinal is far too expensive.



Right. Vintage chimes would be either Milwaukee's best, PBR or Blatz (that s**t is flatter than an ox fart.....yech).
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Well piss on you both. :P

A real redneck windchime would have boones bottles on it. All good rednecks know empty cans are for target practice while the short straw goes on a beer run.
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Probably goes straight to the battery. My uncle hooked up a TV, VCR, and nintendo in the back of his pick up for the kids. (he had cap) Had it carpeted and benches built in, too.

Very sweet truck. Very family too, though. Such is life.

edit: meant to post pic. Somebody figure this one out.
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I saw that on TV! It was the guys first truck and he -for whatever reason- decided to stick it up in the tree in his backyard. I saw it on "You gotta see this"... the clip ended with he and his wife climbing up and sitting in the cab to watch the stars.

The 'bed' of the pickup is just that now... a bed! With a cover over it and everything! (I was like "Watching the stars? Yeah right!")



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