WrongWay 0 #26 December 6, 2003 Quotechristmas themed stuff.. (snow globes, stuffed snowmen/santas, decorations etc).... I second that, Yoshidude!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bodyflight.Net 0 #27 December 6, 2003 I got a space heater once, from my s/o, cuz I am always cold that didn't work out so well soooo, the next year I got diamond earings Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #28 December 6, 2003 If you get something you don't like , wrap it up again and give it to some one else next christmas. i think my sisters getting cheap aftershave from me again this year ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canopycandy 0 #29 December 6, 2003 Because I write for a living, I obviously need 84,000 crappy blank journals. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JadedLady 0 #30 December 6, 2003 QuoteI got a space heater once, from my s/o, cuz I am always cold Hmm... I'm always cold, too. My space heater blew up on me... I guess cranked on full blast 24/7 wasn't good for it ;P~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheRus 0 #31 December 6, 2003 Topping the list would have to be a guitar book my ex-inlaws got for me. I've only been playing for 16 years, so naturally I need a book with a beginner's course in tuning my instrument. I really did appreciate it though... they had a hard time buying for me. I was a bit outside their "cofmort zone" in most ways I think. Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoysPlayThing 0 #32 December 8, 2003 thanks Ya guys! I had chopchop start this thread for me, and I appreciate the responses. Anymore info would be appreciated. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ScottishJohn 25 #33 December 8, 2003 QuoteIf you get something you don't like , wrap it up again and give it to some one else next christmas. i think my sisters getting cheap aftershave from me again this year just got this in my mail box this morning. It's form the urban legends section on snopes http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/pants.asp---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites n2skdvn 0 #34 December 8, 2003 Damn jhon as long as you have been around i'd thought you would know how to do a CLICKY!!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydog 2 #35 December 8, 2003 A friend of mine bought his wife a widescreen TV and VCR. She was ecstatic that he was so generous............ until he said "There we go I have made the first months payment and all you have to do is carry on...." They are divorced now, I wonder why? He also bought her a 4ft Christmas Cracker the year before. And who says men cant do Christmas gifts??? BrynJourney not destination..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ScottishJohn 25 #36 December 8, 2003 Doh, I was rushing to post before my boss got in. Joke 2 guys sitting in the pub talking 1st guy asks "what are you getting your wife for christmas" 2nd guy "Dimond necklace" 1st guy "i thought she wanted a new jeep" 2nd guy " i know but where the hell am i going to find a fake jeep from" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites souleh 0 #37 December 8, 2003 Quotesomeone did buy me a shirt, however, that says /(bb|[^b]{2})/ and I do wear it... I hope that's a perl regexp 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites blueskyserenity 0 #38 December 8, 2003 Crappy wisconsin cheese? Forward it to GA, I'll enjoy every morsel, especially if there are curds!!!I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TribalTalon 0 #39 December 8, 2003 hmmm.. that would definitely have to be the remote control crawling army man i got from my grandparents. i was 18 years old, and i got a friggin remote control army man guy that just crawled around and made shooting noises. at first i thought it was a huge joke, and then i realized it wasnt. lol oh well. i blew that thing up (along with a few other worthless gifts i got) a few days later with an interesting concotion of orange juice and fertilizer. at least watchin all that shit fly all over the place in pieces was cool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites eeneR 3 #40 December 8, 2003 What ever you do guys....DO NOT buy your SO any kind of cleaning tools.....unless she specifically asks for it, and really really wants it bad and is a habitual neat freak. Even if you think that she would really appreciate it...don't don't don't. Heart may be in the right place, but it is still just bad She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Chute 0 #41 December 8, 2003 When I was a kid I got a hand made swetter from my grandmother. The waste was too short. The sleeves too long and had my name down the front. Yet it was spelled Brain not Brian. Had to wear it all day and no one till the dinner noticed sucked.Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #42 December 8, 2003 I hate it when I'm all built up to get something...I just know what I'm gonna get....so I get excited and plan for it....and it never comes. THAT SUCKS! -The only time that happened and it was a good thing was my engagement ring. I thought I'd get it on Christmas, then nothing...so I fell into depression and wanted to break it off. Then I decided Ok, we'll just keep dating and I'll keep it cool, and I got it on New Year's eve...total surprise!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dove 0 #43 December 8, 2003 QuoteWhen I was a kid I got a hand made swetter from my grandmother. The waste was too short. The sleeves too long and had my name down the front. Yet it was spelled Brain not Brian. Had to wear it all day and no one till the dinner noticed sucked. This is the funniest post I have read in a long time. I don't know if you're messing with us or if you're serious! If it's the latter, you should all receive Webster's for Christmas! Not raggin' on ya here.... this just really cracked me up! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Meathorse 0 #44 December 8, 2003 A few years back I was looking over my mother's shoulder as she opened a Christmas gift from my dad. I went bug-eyed and slack-jawed when I saw that they were... kneepads? Did my dad just buy my mom kneepads for Christmas??? My mind is bombarded by an avalanche of horrible jokes and images. But I push them aside for the moment because I want to witness the smack upside my father's head that sure to be delivered. But no, it never comes. Not only does mom like them, but she specifically asked for them. Turns out that getting down on the tile kitchen floor to scrub it is hard on her knees. That is somehow worse Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #45 December 8, 2003 Well i'm getting my sweetie a terrible xmas gift if he won't give me an idea what to get him. I hate when people say they don't know what they want. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sheenster303 0 #46 December 8, 2003 My mom made me a dress one year that had sewing stuff all over it. Like, it had buttons all over it and pictures of scissors and string and a pin cushion. It was the most horrific thing I've ever seen. But I didn't want to hurt her feelings because she had worked so hard on it to surprise me. So, I wore it a few times to church. I was so embarrassed but I wanted to make my mom happy and to let her know I appreciated her hard work and effort. To this day, she still buys me clothes from the old women section at the store for Christmas. I've told her several times not to as I've gotten older, but she doesn't listen and keeps buying them anyway. So I'm forced to wear them so I won't hurt her feelings.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #47 December 8, 2003 Actually, the worst gift I ever see is a "self-help" book. Anybody ever get these? Dayum. How's that for a message to someone. "I thought you'd like this as a gift - 'How You Can Stop Being a Waste of a Human Life' by Dr. Laura." I saw it and thought of you. Yeah, I think that's pretty messed up... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #48 December 8, 2003 Quote'How You Can Stop Being a Waste of a Human Life' by Dr. Laura." I saw it and thought of you. ROFLMAO! I think that wins, hands down! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites champu 1 #49 December 8, 2003 QuoteQuotesomeone did buy me a shirt, however, that says /(bb|[^b]{2})/ and I do wear it... I hope that's a perl regexp While it's the start of a great soliloquy. It doesn't make for a particularly useful regular expression. I always did like Hamlet though... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites weegegirl 2 #50 December 8, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuotePenguins............ If you want to get me a real penguin, fine, otherwise, it's enough." I got bit by a penguin. One by one the penguins steal my sanity. Too funny. My freefly bud Dana works at the Detroit Zoo as a Penguin Keeper. (no sh*t). After he let us go in and pet baby penguins while he was working, I went out and found him a sticker that said that... "One by one the penguins steal my sanity." ...which he has on his freefly helmet now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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TheRus 0 #31 December 6, 2003 Topping the list would have to be a guitar book my ex-inlaws got for me. I've only been playing for 16 years, so naturally I need a book with a beginner's course in tuning my instrument. I really did appreciate it though... they had a hard time buying for me. I was a bit outside their "cofmort zone" in most ways I think. Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #32 December 8, 2003 thanks Ya guys! I had chopchop start this thread for me, and I appreciate the responses. Anymore info would be appreciated. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #33 December 8, 2003 QuoteIf you get something you don't like , wrap it up again and give it to some one else next christmas. i think my sisters getting cheap aftershave from me again this year just got this in my mail box this morning. It's form the urban legends section on snopes http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/pants.asp---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #34 December 8, 2003 Damn jhon as long as you have been around i'd thought you would know how to do a CLICKY!!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydog 2 #35 December 8, 2003 A friend of mine bought his wife a widescreen TV and VCR. She was ecstatic that he was so generous............ until he said "There we go I have made the first months payment and all you have to do is carry on...." They are divorced now, I wonder why? He also bought her a 4ft Christmas Cracker the year before. And who says men cant do Christmas gifts??? BrynJourney not destination..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #36 December 8, 2003 Doh, I was rushing to post before my boss got in. Joke 2 guys sitting in the pub talking 1st guy asks "what are you getting your wife for christmas" 2nd guy "Dimond necklace" 1st guy "i thought she wanted a new jeep" 2nd guy " i know but where the hell am i going to find a fake jeep from" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #37 December 8, 2003 Quotesomeone did buy me a shirt, however, that says /(bb|[^b]{2})/ and I do wear it... I hope that's a perl regexp 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueskyserenity 0 #38 December 8, 2003 Crappy wisconsin cheese? Forward it to GA, I'll enjoy every morsel, especially if there are curds!!!I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TribalTalon 0 #39 December 8, 2003 hmmm.. that would definitely have to be the remote control crawling army man i got from my grandparents. i was 18 years old, and i got a friggin remote control army man guy that just crawled around and made shooting noises. at first i thought it was a huge joke, and then i realized it wasnt. lol oh well. i blew that thing up (along with a few other worthless gifts i got) a few days later with an interesting concotion of orange juice and fertilizer. at least watchin all that shit fly all over the place in pieces was cool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #40 December 8, 2003 What ever you do guys....DO NOT buy your SO any kind of cleaning tools.....unless she specifically asks for it, and really really wants it bad and is a habitual neat freak. Even if you think that she would really appreciate it...don't don't don't. Heart may be in the right place, but it is still just bad She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chute 0 #41 December 8, 2003 When I was a kid I got a hand made swetter from my grandmother. The waste was too short. The sleeves too long and had my name down the front. Yet it was spelled Brain not Brian. Had to wear it all day and no one till the dinner noticed sucked.Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #42 December 8, 2003 I hate it when I'm all built up to get something...I just know what I'm gonna get....so I get excited and plan for it....and it never comes. THAT SUCKS! -The only time that happened and it was a good thing was my engagement ring. I thought I'd get it on Christmas, then nothing...so I fell into depression and wanted to break it off. Then I decided Ok, we'll just keep dating and I'll keep it cool, and I got it on New Year's eve...total surprise!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #43 December 8, 2003 QuoteWhen I was a kid I got a hand made swetter from my grandmother. The waste was too short. The sleeves too long and had my name down the front. Yet it was spelled Brain not Brian. Had to wear it all day and no one till the dinner noticed sucked. This is the funniest post I have read in a long time. I don't know if you're messing with us or if you're serious! If it's the latter, you should all receive Webster's for Christmas! Not raggin' on ya here.... this just really cracked me up! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #44 December 8, 2003 A few years back I was looking over my mother's shoulder as she opened a Christmas gift from my dad. I went bug-eyed and slack-jawed when I saw that they were... kneepads? Did my dad just buy my mom kneepads for Christmas??? My mind is bombarded by an avalanche of horrible jokes and images. But I push them aside for the moment because I want to witness the smack upside my father's head that sure to be delivered. But no, it never comes. Not only does mom like them, but she specifically asked for them. Turns out that getting down on the tile kitchen floor to scrub it is hard on her knees. That is somehow worse Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #45 December 8, 2003 Well i'm getting my sweetie a terrible xmas gift if he won't give me an idea what to get him. I hate when people say they don't know what they want. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sheenster303 0 #46 December 8, 2003 My mom made me a dress one year that had sewing stuff all over it. Like, it had buttons all over it and pictures of scissors and string and a pin cushion. It was the most horrific thing I've ever seen. But I didn't want to hurt her feelings because she had worked so hard on it to surprise me. So, I wore it a few times to church. I was so embarrassed but I wanted to make my mom happy and to let her know I appreciated her hard work and effort. To this day, she still buys me clothes from the old women section at the store for Christmas. I've told her several times not to as I've gotten older, but she doesn't listen and keeps buying them anyway. So I'm forced to wear them so I won't hurt her feelings.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #47 December 8, 2003 Actually, the worst gift I ever see is a "self-help" book. Anybody ever get these? Dayum. How's that for a message to someone. "I thought you'd like this as a gift - 'How You Can Stop Being a Waste of a Human Life' by Dr. Laura." I saw it and thought of you. Yeah, I think that's pretty messed up... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #48 December 8, 2003 Quote'How You Can Stop Being a Waste of a Human Life' by Dr. Laura." I saw it and thought of you. ROFLMAO! I think that wins, hands down! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites champu 1 #49 December 8, 2003 QuoteQuotesomeone did buy me a shirt, however, that says /(bb|[^b]{2})/ and I do wear it... I hope that's a perl regexp While it's the start of a great soliloquy. It doesn't make for a particularly useful regular expression. I always did like Hamlet though... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites weegegirl 2 #50 December 8, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuotePenguins............ If you want to get me a real penguin, fine, otherwise, it's enough." I got bit by a penguin. One by one the penguins steal my sanity. Too funny. My freefly bud Dana works at the Detroit Zoo as a Penguin Keeper. (no sh*t). After he let us go in and pet baby penguins while he was working, I went out and found him a sticker that said that... "One by one the penguins steal my sanity." ...which he has on his freefly helmet now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
sunshine 2 #45 December 8, 2003 Well i'm getting my sweetie a terrible xmas gift if he won't give me an idea what to get him. I hate when people say they don't know what they want. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #46 December 8, 2003 My mom made me a dress one year that had sewing stuff all over it. Like, it had buttons all over it and pictures of scissors and string and a pin cushion. It was the most horrific thing I've ever seen. But I didn't want to hurt her feelings because she had worked so hard on it to surprise me. So, I wore it a few times to church. I was so embarrassed but I wanted to make my mom happy and to let her know I appreciated her hard work and effort. To this day, she still buys me clothes from the old women section at the store for Christmas. I've told her several times not to as I've gotten older, but she doesn't listen and keeps buying them anyway. So I'm forced to wear them so I won't hurt her feelings.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #47 December 8, 2003 Actually, the worst gift I ever see is a "self-help" book. Anybody ever get these? Dayum. How's that for a message to someone. "I thought you'd like this as a gift - 'How You Can Stop Being a Waste of a Human Life' by Dr. Laura." I saw it and thought of you. Yeah, I think that's pretty messed up... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #48 December 8, 2003 Quote'How You Can Stop Being a Waste of a Human Life' by Dr. Laura." I saw it and thought of you. ROFLMAO! I think that wins, hands down! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #49 December 8, 2003 QuoteQuotesomeone did buy me a shirt, however, that says /(bb|[^b]{2})/ and I do wear it... I hope that's a perl regexp While it's the start of a great soliloquy. It doesn't make for a particularly useful regular expression. I always did like Hamlet though... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #50 December 8, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuotePenguins............ If you want to get me a real penguin, fine, otherwise, it's enough." I got bit by a penguin. One by one the penguins steal my sanity. Too funny. My freefly bud Dana works at the Detroit Zoo as a Penguin Keeper. (no sh*t). After he let us go in and pet baby penguins while he was working, I went out and found him a sticker that said that... "One by one the penguins steal my sanity." ...which he has on his freefly helmet now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
