Casie 0 #1 December 16, 2003 FYI-Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink........................... Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target. Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad! Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there. THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut: Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid. Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. White Zinfandel: He's gay~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #2 December 16, 2003 So what kinda girl are you if you drink all of them in one night? 1. A shot to start off w/ your 2. first mixed drink of choice (repeat as necessary) 3. A glass or 2 of wine to get a nice fruity taste on your tongue & a happy buzz quickly 4. A frozen drink to help cool your face off from all the wine 5. A few beers to end the night on a lower alcohol content (but 6. throw in a taquila shot just before the last 2) don't know bout white zin... never had the stuff. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #3 December 16, 2003 I would think someone that's guaranteed to get sick.....................I can't mix my alcohol!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerry81 10 #4 December 16, 2003 Quote So what kinda girl are you if you drink all of them in one night? The kind that boys like the most? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 December 16, 2003 Quote I would think someone that's guaranteed to get sick.....................I can't mix my alcohol! But you are fond of those Goldschlager Shots, now aren't you?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #6 December 16, 2003 Nope, no sick here... just gotta make sure beer is last & taquila just seems to settle best w/ beer- yummy! Only if there's more that 4 taquila shots is there any real danger - that or if Sambuca or some other really heavy shot was had @ the start of the night. Those just don't go over well when they get churned up by beer. Quote The kind that boys like the most? Not the reason, but it's nice to be able to 'hang' w/ tha boys. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #7 December 16, 2003 Quote But you are fond of those Goldschlager Shots, now aren't you? Yep, but mostly like those malt beer beverages & those aren't up there......................~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #8 December 16, 2003 Quote I would think someone that's guaranteed to get sick.....................I can't mix my alcohol! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- But you are fond of those Goldschlager Shots, now aren't you? Goldschlager... now there's a guaranteed way to get sick!! Esp if you mix it w/ ANYTHING. Alone, great night (drunk, but great) There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #9 December 16, 2003 ...Naturally high guy... Strong Coffee and a sober "me". Alchohol just makes quiet and mushy"I love you guys..." Tequilla keeps awake &"Frank the Tank" stuff. Stayin' with caffine "remember last night???...why, yes I do!"_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #10 December 16, 2003 Quote Goldschlager... now there's a guaranteed way to get sick!! Esp if you mix it w/ ANYTHING. Alone, great night (drunk, but great) I like to mix it with a big tall glass of Coke, kinda mellows it out~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #11 December 16, 2003 ivan is slow today. 1 2 3namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #12 December 16, 2003 Sorry.............does this mean I'm gonna get a good kick in the arse????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #13 December 16, 2003 Quote I like to mix it with a big tall glass of Coke, kinda mellows it out Sounds interesting, will have to try it out sometime. Yes, it is an old repost but don't worry bout it, obviously most people here are in the mood for booze (or at least talking aobut it ) this AM... hmmm. Wonder what's in the air. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 December 16, 2003 I would like a Long Island Iced Tea, if you please.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #15 December 16, 2003 kick, schmick. i kin think of better thinks to do wif that arse.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
