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burbleflyer

My neighbour is a dork.

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My neighbor isn't a dork, but the guys who painted her house recently are. In the narrow space between our homes was my 75' garden hose, attached to the spicket, which was perfect for washing my van in front of the house. And they FUCKING STOLE IT! What kind of people steal a guy's garden hose? Your car stereo, wallet, mountain bike, well you expect those to get stolen. But what kind of self-respecting thief steals your GARDEN HOSE? I haven't been that pissed off in years.

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My neighbor isn't a dork, but the guys who painted her house recently are. In the narrow space between our homes was my 75' garden hose, attached to the spicket, which was perfect for washing my van in front of the house. And they FUCKING STOLE IT! What kind of people steal a guy's garden hose? Your car stereo, wallet, mountain bike, well you expect those to get stolen. But what kind of self-respecting thief steals your GARDEN HOSE? I haven't been that pissed off in years.



You only lost a garden hose worth what? 20 bucks? If I get the chair that thing goes with I'll be rich!
Man I am so pissed!
I hid at my neighbours today and snuck in his garage when he pulled in. It wasnt in there. Now I think my brother took it!
If he did, I am so going to beat his ass!
Man I am so pissed!

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You guys just dont understand! I am so pissed! My goulami is missing! If I can find the chair it goes with I will strike it rich.
There are only five or six in the world. If you have the chair its worth big bucks.



Dude, what TF is a goulami/gourami? Can you at least post a pic?
What's it for? Whats it do?:S

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