Anybody wanna send me a kite?

[Antithesis 0]

Check out my weather today

EASTERN ALEUTIANS-
INCLUDING...UNALASKA...NIKOLSKI
1100 AM AST SAT DEC 13 2003

...CONTINUE HIGH WIND WARNING...

A STRONG PACIFIC WEATHER SYSTEM WILL BRING DANGEROUS WINDS TO THE
EASTERN ALEUTIANS TODAY. SOUTHEAST WINDS WILL INCREASE TO 40 TO 60
MPH WITH GUSTS TO 80 MPH THIS AFTERNOON. ALTHOUGH WINDS WILL DIMINISH
BRIEFLY AFTER MIDNIGHT TONIGHT...WINDS WILL SHIFT TO NORTHWEST SUNDAY
MORNING AND INCREASE TO 40 TO 60 MPH WITH GUSTS TO 80 MPH SUNDAY
AFTERNOON. DANGEROUS WINDS ARE EXPECTED TO CONTINUE SUNDAY NIGHT.

REMEMBER...A HIGH WIND WARNING MEANS HAZARDOUS WEATHER CONDITIONS ARE
IMMINENT OR HIGHLY LIKELY. PEOPLE ARE URGED TO SECURE LOOSE OBJECTS
THAT COULD BE BLOWN AROUND OR DAMAGED BY THE WIND.

I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky

[ACMESkydiver 0]

Holy crap...[soup nazi voice]"No jumping for you!!"[/soup nazi voice]

Sheesh. I'd be expecting Mary Poppins comin' in on her umbrella...
edited: because I can't spell

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[tunaplanet 0]

Just tie your cat to a string and watch it go. Fun for the entire family.

Forty-two

[Antithesis 0]

cats don't survive here because of the eagles.. ahh but we do have foxes. I think that if I had a kite I wouldn't be able to hold on to it anyway.

It's going to gust 80 here for the next few days. shit.. I almost got blown off the road on my way to the store a little while ago

I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky

[tunaplanet 0]

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I think that if I had a kite I wouldn't be able to hold on to it anyway.

What about any ex-wives or girlfriends?

Forty-two

[Antithesis 0]

[replyWhat about any ex-wives or girlfriends?

[Amazon 7]

Too bad you dont have an old paracomander up there with a surplus harness... long rope...instant parasail..... but you would have to stay up for the whole storm....