alanab 0 #1 December 11, 2003 ok, so i've been wanting to post this for a few days now. i know its a nasty subject, but i gotta get some info from you all! besides for the brushing your teeth before you go to bed and using that pm toothpaste and listerine, and brushing as soon as you wake up... how the hell can one avoid morning breath? it has to be one of the worst parts about waking up in the morning. if you have a SO and want to get frisky when you wake up, theres nothing worse than the dreaded morning breath. so i am asking if any of you out there have conquered it or have any tips to fight it. i'm sure everyone can benefit from answers to this question. thanks for your help:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #2 December 11, 2003 Don't eat at least 4 hours before you go to sleep. And drink a glass or two of water before you go to sleep too. Helps with the taste in the mouth too. I hate when i wake up with some yucky taste in my mouth..."George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cliffharris 0 #3 December 11, 2003 I do have a friend that installed one of those dentists sinks next to his bed so he could just role over brush and spit without getting up. Personally, I just pull a condom over my head and go for it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #4 December 11, 2003 That is what that Binaca and Fresh Breath stuff is for. Just keep a little sprayer or a little drop bottle next to the bed. Those listerine dissolving papers are great too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #5 December 11, 2003 ah I've had the frisky feeling interrupted by "lets go brush our teeth" then just hop back in bed __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #6 December 11, 2003 Don't worry Alana, morning wood doesn't go away really fast. There's time for a good brushing and gargling. And should the morning wood disappear, it'll come back...trust me. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #7 December 11, 2003 I just read in People that Dustin Hoffman eats a chocolate before he goes to bed so he wakes up with chocolate breath! I wonder if that actually works.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #8 December 11, 2003 QuoteI just read in People that Dustin Hoffman eats a chocolate before he goes to bed so he wakes up with chocolate breath! I wonder if that actually works. you just want to eat more chocolate..... Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #9 December 11, 2003 Morning breath is terrible. I've actually foudn that my morning breath is worse when I brush my teeth immediately before going to bed. Normally I brush around 9:00 or so. It led me to thinking that perhaps the toothpaste manufacturers, in order to sell more toothpaste, add something to it where it will lead to God-awful foulness after a few hours. I honestly wouldn't doubt it. by the way, Muenkel is right about morning wood. And, if lost, can be quickly returned. Brushing teeth even eliminates the need for the occasional Altoid. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #10 December 11, 2003 none of these replies are what im lookin for! someones gotta know a secret. i think ill try mamas chocolate idea... she ALWAYS has good advice:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #11 December 11, 2003 easiest thing: keep a box of altoids right next to the box of condoms. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #12 December 11, 2003 I don't have an answer for you - but a suggestion... Keep a pack of those listerine pocket packs by your bed. When you wake up, pop one in your mouth and instant fresh breath. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chopchop 0 #13 December 11, 2003 I don't understand.. My penis never shrank away from Plaything's morning breath.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nathaniel 0 #14 December 12, 2003 ewww...fermented chocolate breath....somehow I don't think it would be like godiva nathanielMy advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kramer 0 #15 December 12, 2003 QuoteI don't understand.. My penis never shrank away from Plaything's morning breath.. Audible laughter! -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites whatever 0 #16 December 12, 2003 doggie style.... soon to be gone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dropoutdave 0 #17 December 12, 2003 Chewing gum/breath mints. Solves the problem in seconds. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #18 December 12, 2003 Try using fruit flavored Emotion Lotion the night before. I woke up with SPECTACULAR breath......However, my tongue was quite swollen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites taln1rigr 0 #19 December 12, 2003 Quote doggie style.... Dude! SPECTACULAR answer! I LOVE IT!! You definitley think outside the box ... dont'cha? Well, I have an "old grandma's secret" or anything, sorry Chica, but if it helps an old boyfriend of mine always had great breath even though he smoked ... I know, weird ... but he also chewed cinnamon gum constantly. I dunno ... but he was ALWAYS A.M. "frisk-worthy." My husband on the other hand ... thank goodness he doesn't read this ... definitely has morning breath so we get in the spoons position & go from there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites peregrinerose 0 #20 December 13, 2003 The way I see it, if he has morning breath, and I have morning breath, it kind of cancels each other out and it really doesn't matter a bit. That, and I'm never one to turn down morning sex (or any other time of day sex) with my beloved when given 1/2 a chance Jen Skydivingchad's wife Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
chopchop 0 #13 December 11, 2003 I don't understand.. My penis never shrank away from Plaything's morning breath.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nathaniel 0 #14 December 12, 2003 ewww...fermented chocolate breath....somehow I don't think it would be like godiva nathanielMy advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #15 December 12, 2003 QuoteI don't understand.. My penis never shrank away from Plaything's morning breath.. Audible laughter! -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whatever 0 #16 December 12, 2003 doggie style.... soon to be gone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #17 December 12, 2003 Chewing gum/breath mints. Solves the problem in seconds. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 December 12, 2003 Try using fruit flavored Emotion Lotion the night before. I woke up with SPECTACULAR breath......However, my tongue was quite swollen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taln1rigr 0 #19 December 12, 2003 Quote doggie style.... Dude! SPECTACULAR answer! I LOVE IT!! You definitley think outside the box ... dont'cha? Well, I have an "old grandma's secret" or anything, sorry Chica, but if it helps an old boyfriend of mine always had great breath even though he smoked ... I know, weird ... but he also chewed cinnamon gum constantly. I dunno ... but he was ALWAYS A.M. "frisk-worthy." My husband on the other hand ... thank goodness he doesn't read this ... definitely has morning breath so we get in the spoons position & go from there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #20 December 13, 2003 The way I see it, if he has morning breath, and I have morning breath, it kind of cancels each other out and it really doesn't matter a bit. That, and I'm never one to turn down morning sex (or any other time of day sex) with my beloved when given 1/2 a chance Jen Skydivingchad's wife Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
