quatorze 1 #1 December 12, 2003 I don't care how smooth you are, cuz I am pretty smooth, if you start talking about free milk and the cow with your wife, and then try to turn it into a joke over how you bought the cow, you just screwed up.... trust me, I know I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #2 December 12, 2003 huh? i'm lost. then again, it doesn't take much to get me lost. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #3 December 12, 2003 Ever hear the saying, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" As in "Why get married when I can get all the bootie I want now?" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #4 December 12, 2003 Did you really have to experience that to know? Men just don't learn . . . Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #5 December 12, 2003 The words "wife" and "cow" should never ever be in the same sentence unless you want to be happy with your hand for a long time...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #6 December 12, 2003 You should move to California... We are this close to making it the "What Were You Thinking?" State..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #7 December 12, 2003 QuoteEver hear the saying, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" As in "Why get married when I can get all the bootie I want now?" And when I in my oh so smooth stand up comedy routine, called my wife a cow..... aw shit, I shoulda known that would not have come out right I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 December 12, 2003 QuoteQuoteEver hear the saying, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" As in "Why get married when I can get all the bootie I want now?" And when I in my oh so smooth stand up comedy routine, called my wife a cow..... aw shit, I shoulda known that would not have come out right Bwahaha! Poor dear - I'd have loved to see the look on your face when you realized... So, did you shut up and stop digging, or did you try to stammer your way out of it? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #9 December 12, 2003 I'm gonna tell... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #10 December 12, 2003 Quote"What Were You Thinking?" Arms down. lights flahing, but the train just ain't coming. It was just one of those brain farts, you say it, realize what you just said, and then run to the computer room to hide for just a bit. It felt a lot like the thought process I had as youngster jumping off the top of the train trussel over the bridge, "This is going to be cool" JUMP "aw shit too late" Broken ankle I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #11 December 12, 2003 QuoteI'm gonna tell... Dammit Wally, every where I go there you are, are you stalking me Maybe I should leave the stand up to you I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyyhi 0 #12 December 12, 2003 QuoteYou should move to California... We are this close to making it the "What Were You Thinking?" State... We will probably outlaw marriage in all but the RAREST cases anyway - with a waiver required. . .________________________________________ Take risks not to escape life… but to prevent life from escaping. ~ A bumper sticker at the DZ FGF #6 Darcy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #13 December 12, 2003 Oh baby, don't make me put you in the jacuzzi. Come see us soon! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chute 0 #14 December 12, 2003 Thanx now I have that Georgia sattelites song in my headBottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #15 December 12, 2003 QuoteThe words "wife" and "cow" should never ever be in the same sentence unless you want to be happy with your hand for a long time...... Or like this... A husband & wife were out golfing. Around the 9th hole the wife's 1st hit was a huge slice, the ball dissapeared over a fence somewhere. The husband climed over the fence & found he was in a cow pasture. Wondering around, he noticed a cow w/ a funny mooo.... he lifted the tail & there wedged in the cow's hole was his wife's golf ball. He called her to the fence, pointed @ the ball in the cow's ass & said "Honey, this looks like yours!" Needless to say, the man sleeps alone. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FunBobby 0 #16 December 12, 2003 QuoteEver hear the saying, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" As in "Why get married when I can get all the bootie I want now?" Funny - whenever a guy says something like that, he usually loses that bootie - at least for a while. FunBobby Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
