jmpnkramer 0 #1 December 9, 2003 For all of ya'll who know me, I have been referred to as Kramer since 93'. A character signed on here 5-Months ago calling himself Kramer. This is ironic considering he has what looks like red, straight hair. He has also challenged in the past to a look-a-like contest. Well his opportunity is about up on him. He himself has informed me that the contest begins starting January 2ND. For all of those who wish to see some fun and finally have this put to rest come on out to Z-Hills. I am picking him up at 10P.M. on the 2ND. It is the least I could do before I put his Imposter ASS to Shame. Imposter Kramer is coming to Z-Hills to get his AFF completed. Therefore let us all wish him luck on that because he has no chance of outdoing me as KRAMER!!! Laters, THE REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #2 December 9, 2003 Imposter Kramer, you don't stand a chance.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #3 December 9, 2003 what freaks me out....for the longest time I thot your real name was kramer too you will always be the 'real kramer' in my heart... marc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 December 9, 2003 Sorry i'm gonna miss the iimposter challenge. Just judging from the pictures of you 2, i'd say you're the winner though. Have fun with it. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 December 9, 2003 Jumpnkramer has a certain attraction for trouble. It is kind of like his own personal flavor of gravity, he just walks around and POW! Two Kramers in the same neighborhood may create some type of critical mass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #6 December 9, 2003 Kramer!!!!! Go easy on him! He has no idea. Although, he can probably out skydive you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #7 December 9, 2003 Well...knowing you as I do, hon ....my vote is already with you. Imposter Kramer, On Jan. 2nd, please do not hesitate to bow down to The Original Kramer - although you will need to keep your grovelling level down a bit due to not being sure how TSA will react. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chute 0 #8 December 9, 2003 you might look like him but can you act like him? As far as the other guy. Red hair on Kramer? I can not picture it.Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #9 December 9, 2003 Quoteyou might look like him but can you act like him? Yes.Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bendywendy 0 #10 December 9, 2003 Since Kramer is the character on Seinfeld aren't you both imposters? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #11 December 9, 2003 Haha...I have dug myself such a deep hole by making the "Kramer" ID on here. Honest to God I never saw you on here until after I had started posting. I'll have you all know that I am not even thinking of cutting my hair until I get down there, in hopes that I can frey it up like the real Kramer. I'll admit, I'm the underdog in this little scenario, but I'm going to do my damndest. Thanks for notifying the world so they can all come out and watch you kick my ass. See you ZHills peeps soon. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #12 December 9, 2003 QuoteKramer is the character on Seinfeld Exactly he is a character. A person who acts. I am a real person who has some of the same weird things happen in real life there Girlie. So I am an original all the way. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bendywendy 0 #13 December 9, 2003 Girlie? Are you felling sensitive today? did you take insult at my remark? I would enjoy seeing a contest between the Kramers - just can't get away from Sebastian during the holidays. Maybe you two should take a DZ tour day or two and hit all the DZ's on the strip - come across to Lake Wales, then Sebastian, up to Titusville and then DeLand on the way back over. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #14 December 9, 2003 But "Kramah"? WHo will stand for your rights? We all know that misappropr-I-ation of your character-I-zation is a violation of the Lanham Act. "Trademark DI-lution is no SO-lution." You need representation from this corrupticization. It's wrong. It is very wrong. Wrong, indeed! And who can do the best job? "Jerry Childs, that's who!" My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 December 9, 2003 Quote"Jerry Childs, that's who!" Jerry? I think it's Jackie Childs. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #16 December 9, 2003 QuoteAre you felling sensitive today? did you take insult at my remark? Darlin I am far from sensitive. I have been in the Military for almost 15 Years. It is very hard to insult, offend or catch me off guard. I have a very tough skin. QuoteMaybe you two should take a DZ tour That would be nice but alas he has not even gone through AFF yet. Maybe on another trip b/c as we all know the snowbirds fly south for the winter. Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!! The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #17 December 9, 2003 You're hot, it sucks hearing you can't come up to ZHills. And yes, it is Jackie Childs. Yes, jmpn, the snowbirds do fly south. I'm hoping to fly south permanentally someday, 'cause I hate cold weather. Grr...(we did have a nice high of 49 today, which was welcomed). -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #18 December 9, 2003 Jackie Childs is my brother! I taught him everything he knows!!!! I'm sick of him getting all the credit. Jerry F. Childs, Esq. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #19 December 9, 2003 QuoteAlthough, he can probably out skydive you... Well, he first needs to get some actual FreeFall time. I mean Five Static Lines Jumps does not actually qualify you as a jumper. Except in the ARMY that is. Yes, I can say that b/c I am a Military Jumper as well. Not too mention who else could cause an icon in the sport to retire. ONLY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That Icon being Jerry Bird as he has not jumped since the Harvest Moon Boogie VI!!!!!!!!! Laters, KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #20 December 9, 2003 QuoteWell, he first needs to get some actual FreeFall time. I mean Five Static Lines Jumps does not actually qualify you as a jumper. I'll have you know that my fifth jump was a clear and pull that turned into a fun little five second delay after I sorta rolled on my back after exit. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #21 December 9, 2003 This is a funny thread! I have to say that jumpnkramer is probably going to win this kramer competition... I haven't Kramer2, but definitely think this is going to be a predictable contest. Have fun on your aff, Kramer2:) Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captainpooby 0 #22 December 10, 2003 I think if he reconizes you at the airport, you win. You're still a doofus even if you win. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #23 December 10, 2003 QuoteI think if he reconizes you at the airport, you win. You're still a doofus even if you win. Now that's not a bad idea. I'll really hate my chances of winning if people are asking for his autograph while we're at baggage claim. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #24 December 10, 2003 What if the "real" Kramer from NYC, the person the character was based on shows up in the airport at the same time? That I'd like to see. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #25 December 10, 2003 Quotewe did have a nice high of 49 today 49 for the high? Dern we have a hard time with that as a low never mind as a High. This morning it is 68 at 6 A.M. and that even feels chilly. We have a front upon us today though so tomorrow the high is not even going to reach 70. I know ya'll Northerners like to hear that. Laters, The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
