kallend 2,026 #26 December 10, 2003 QuoteI watch porn. It gets your heart into the target heart rate zone without the inherent danger of being whacked by a magnolia tree like jogging. Easier on the knees, worse on the elbows. What you need is a GF, Bill!... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #28 December 10, 2003 QuoteBINGO Is that a statement on your love life? Down at some Bingo hall in NJ... "B-12...I-24..." Bingo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #29 December 10, 2003 QuoteIs that a statement on your love life? Hmmm...I hadn't even thought of that. I bet that would get you some action with "The Older Crowd!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #30 December 10, 2003 QuoteWhat you need is a GF, Bill! I think I've got that covered. I'm teaching Paris Hiltons roommate how to pack at this very moment. She's doing well with sandwiches, I may have a keeper. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #31 December 10, 2003 What did God say? "Why don't you make like a tree...and leaf."--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #32 December 10, 2003 QuoteQuoteIs that a statement on your love life? Hmmm...I hadn't even thought of that. I bet that would get you some action with "The Older Crowd!" And you could give them your real name, it's not like they're going to remember it. That's my idea of safe sex. Making sure they don't have my real name the next day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #33 December 10, 2003 QuoteThat's my idea of safe sex. Making sure they don't have my real name the next day. Never a truer word spoken..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunman 0 #34 December 10, 2003 QuoteI guess it shows you when your time is up, it's up. Or, it could just be that freak accidents happen once in a while. The odds of this happening are slim, but not so slim that we have to attribute this to the supernatural. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #35 December 10, 2003 QuoteOr, it could just be that freak accidents happen once in a while. Or...In the immortal words of Archie bunker....."Maybe God's been tryin to kill you off for awhile and just has bad aim." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casquito 0 #36 December 10, 2003 First off, condolences to the family of the deceased (had to say that so I'm not accused of being completely callous). But it just goes to show that you can live right, healthy, and safe, but still be killed or maimed at any time. I bet the jogger ate low fat foods, stayed in shape (hell why else would anyone want to run?), and didn't drink to excess. A tragedy. I'd rather live life to the fullest, not obsess about the future and enjoy LIVING, not just life. So everyone, drink heavily, party late, eat well, and pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
konradptr 0 #37 December 11, 2003 So if you get hit by the tree and it kills you before the tree crashed on the ground............does it make any noise? ------------------------------------------ Getting banned isn't that bad...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnnieB 0 #38 December 11, 2003 I guess it's true.... Eat Right Exercise Die Anyway (At least that's what my sweatshirt says) Annie A sweet sound descends Through blue skies and clouds above Whispering my name Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #39 December 11, 2003 Trees are toatally dangerous creatures... But a jogger SHOULD be able to outrun one. ITs not like the one that attacked Sonny Bono when he was skiing. And yes when your time is at hand.... which you never know.... it will come.. none of us get out of this lifetime alive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #40 December 11, 2003 QuoteTrees are toatally dangerous creatures... But a jogger SHOULD be able to outrun one. I'm just not that quick. My shadow passes me sometimes. I think it is my fitness regimen. Yesterday, after a fart, I had to sit down and rest. Quote.. none of us get out of this lifetime alive. I am planning on living forever. So far, I am succeeding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pia 0 #41 December 11, 2003 QuoteQuoteMan, what a weird way to die I know...that poor Magnolia tree. But look at it this way, the tree was probably suffering with those rotting roots. lol **Those who refuse to live and learn simply exist** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #42 December 11, 2003 Any word on when the memorial service for the tree will be? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #43 December 11, 2003 Y'all do realize, of course, that we're all going to hell? Right? Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #44 December 11, 2003 It's not the excercise part that did her in....it's the fact that she got out of bed at that ungodly hour! Just goes to show....don't get out of bed before noon, and the bad things will long be over by then! Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
