ripper0289 0 #26 December 8, 2003 Quoteand offering his fertilizer spreader, weed wacker and blower to me whenever I needed it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bip 0 #27 December 8, 2003 QuoteI don't know if there's something attractive about a woman in coveralls Its only one of the most sexy things in the world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunnydee123 0 #28 December 8, 2003 This is TOO gosh darn funny Andrea... aren't you just the lucky little camper to have such volunteering type neighbors . Dreams become reality, one choice at a time... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #29 December 8, 2003 Quoteand offering his fertilizer spreader, weed wacker and blower to me whenever I needed it! OH MY!!! That IS funny! Skymama just showed me a pic of "the shirt" that Wendy was talking about. HOT MAMA! In her defense, shirts and cleavage can unexpectedly "come alive" when a woman sits down. I swear, it isn't always something that a woman is prepared for when wearing a new top. Poor Skymama. It's like that Seinfeld episode when Elaine looses a shirt button and keeps flashing everyone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #30 December 8, 2003 It sounds like someone has a small crush on you. You should buy them a tandem as a thank you for the help, see how much they wanna talk to you after that. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tailgate 0 #31 December 8, 2003 Quote "the shirt" You could post the pic and we could get a concensus(in the interest of an accurate assesment, of course) edited once again due to my fat fingers _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #32 December 8, 2003 And i still dont understand women!!! There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #33 December 8, 2003 What do you use for a reserve? My ex wives always preferred "tears on demand" as I call itI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #34 December 8, 2003 QuoteI'm proud of you. It's all about suckering the men into doing things for us. Oh NOW I see why you keep calling me.... Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ripper0289 0 #35 December 8, 2003 Quote And i still dont understand women!!! I think I'm close to understanding what women want. It's a theory I have been working on since I turned 21: They want everything, and they want it delivered. j/k, I love all yinz ladies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #36 December 8, 2003 You GO SkyMama!!! Sounds like you have some pretty studly cool neighbors. I'm going to be moving to a new state next month (in the cold) with my little one ... I hope I have cool neighbors like that! Especially since this will be my first time living in the snow Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #37 December 8, 2003 QuoteI'm going to be moving to a new state next month (in the cold) with my little one ... I hope I have cool neighbors like that! Especially since this will be my first time living in the snow Awww...two cute females by their lonesome...of course the men will be falling all over themselves to help you two! Where are you moving? You little girl will be sooo delighted with the snow! Building snowmen as a child ROCKS!!! ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bendywendy 0 #38 December 8, 2003 It was a very nice shirt and everyone agreed that it was filled out very nicely too, I believe! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #39 December 8, 2003 Hey, if I was still married, I'd teach my wife how to do that. That way I could spend less time on the Honey Do's and more time at the DZ. Edited to add smileyI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #40 December 8, 2003 OMG. I believe in empowering women. They usually hate that. I'da handed you my sawzall and said "there you go", you'da batted your eyelashes and said "I don't know how to make this go" and I'da said "Shame. About time you learned then. You plug the prongy thing into one of those plastic things on the bottom of the wall with the two sets of three holes in them. This here's the trigger and it makes the blade thingie go back and forth. When you put the blade thingie on something you want to cut and pull the trigger, it gets cut off. How about you show me, Andy?" That would have you visiting the toothless Canadian in nothing flat, huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #41 December 8, 2003 Did you get them to whitewash yer fence? You sound a lot like Tom Sawyer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boudy 0 #42 December 8, 2003 "I didn't tell him that my entire family is in construction and I've seen a few saws in my day." I'm waiting to hear about the stereotypical guy who cleans your gutters thinking that a such a cutie must be unaccustomed to and terrified of heights. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tailgate 0 #43 December 8, 2003 Some men are actually chivalrous (sp?) Then there are some who have watched to many movies that contain the line " Oh, the plumber... thank god your here, my pipes need fixed" _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #44 December 8, 2003 QuoteI don't know if there's something attractive about a woman in coveralls with grease in her hair or what, but its freakin annoying, to the point that the last two times my car's needed an oil change, I've just taken it in to the shop! sigh. don't get me wrong... I like chivalry. I really do... but sometimes it goes too far! Don't complain, Nightingale. I think if I was changing the oil on one of my vehicles in my driveway, on the side of the road, or just about anywhere, the most I'd get is laughter... The 'poor innocent lil' girl needs help' deal would never work for me, but you GO Andrea! Shake what yo mama gave you! You get some work done! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #45 December 8, 2003 QuoteThe 'poor innocent lil' girl needs help' deal would never work for me, but you GO Andrea! It's not an act. I AM poor and I'm......hmm, a girl. At least 2 out of 4 isn't bad. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #46 December 8, 2003 QuoteQuoteand offering his fertilizer spreader, weed wacker and blower to me whenever I needed it! OH MY!!! That IS funny! Skymama just showed me a pic of "the shirt" that Wendy was talking about. HOT MAMA! In her defense, shirts and cleavage can unexpectedly "come alive" when a woman sits down. I swear, it isn't always something that a woman is prepared for when wearing a new top. Poor Skymama. It's like that Seinfeld episode when Elaine looses a shirt button and keeps flashing everyone. I think it needs to be posted, or at least PMed to me. All this talk about cleavage and boobies has me reminiscent of a certain thread... Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billymotox 0 #47 December 8, 2003 you GO, girl. i've fixed a few neighbor girl's cars for free after a little sweet-talkin' and some good home cookin'. hey, everyone's got needs, right? LOL billy d------------------------- "Escape may be checked by water and land, but the air and the sky are free." (from the story of Daedalus and Icarus) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #48 December 9, 2003 QuoteYesterday the kids and I brought home our Christmas tree and realized that the guy at the store didn't cut off enough branches for us. Not having a saw, I looked across the street and saw that my new neighbor was in his garage. I sauntered over there, introduced myself and chatted for a few minutes, then finally got to the reason I came over in the first place. He said, "sure I have one, will this work?", and handed me a saw. I said, "Gee, I don't know....I haven't sawed too many things in my life. Will this cut through the tree branches?" Being the chilvarous man, he promptly volunteered to do it for me! I didn't tell him that my entire family is in construction and I've seen a few saws in my day. A little while later, my son and I were outside putting up Christmas lights. One of the other neighbor men came up to me and started chatting about my grass. He seemed to think that I wasn't watering it enough. I sighed and said, "I know, I just can't figure out that timer for it though." (That means I looked at it once, took one look at all the dials and instructions on it and decided I didn't want to mess with it! ) He spent the next 45 minutes with me checking out all my watering zones, setting the timer correctly, adjusting the height on my lawn mower blades and offering his fertilizer spreader, weed wacker and blower to me whenever I needed it! Aren't my new neighbors just the nicest guys and so neighborly? In my defense, I never asked them to do anything....they volunteered! Here's something I can do for you. Drive out here and Ill wash your car, then you can take the next dust storm out. Arizona humor... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #49 December 9, 2003 I hate that sort of stuff. If you want somthing done ASK upfront, shifty and underhanded (read flirty) smacks of dishonestyYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #50 December 9, 2003 QuoteIf you want somthing done ASK upfront, shifty and underhanded (read flirty) smacks of dishonesty They are married men, I never flirted. Like I said, they offered to help.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
