lazy 0 #1 December 8, 2003 Q: What separates flight attendants from the scum of the earth? A: The cockpit door! Q: What is the difference between a flight attendant and a jet engine? A: The jet engine stops whining at the gate Q: How does a blind parachutist know when he's about to hit the ground? A: His guide dog's leash goes slack. Q: How does the Airbus A340 manage to climb? A: By the bend of the earth! Q: Why does the Pope kiss the ground each time that he lands ? A: Did you ever fly with Alitalia ? Q: What is the ideal cockpit crew? ....... A: A pilot and a dog...the pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything. Q: How many pilots does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him. Q: How do you know if there is a pilot at your party? A: He'll tell you. Q: What do pilots use for birth control? A: Their personality. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
