TribalTalon 0 #1 December 4, 2003 i have decided to market myself as a Boyfriend for Rent. I'm reasonably good looking, my teeth are white and straight, never done any drugs, dont really drink much and never to the point of getting plastered, and i clean up after myself, AND i'm great with kids and family. oh and of course i also open doors and say please and thank you. Any takers??!?!?! this poor college boy needs some dough for jumps Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #2 December 4, 2003 Quotenever done any drugs, dont really drink much and never to the point of getting plastered, and i clean up after myself, AND i'm great with kids and family. oh and of course i also open doors and say please and thank you Well it's obvious why you're single. All the girls I know want to get drunk and swim naked in the swoop pond. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #3 December 4, 2003 you're not looking for a g/f you're looking for a sugar momma... its all good though:)_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #4 December 4, 2003 So you're a gigolo? Sweet! How does December 13th look for you? I have an office party to attend . . . Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TribalTalon 0 #5 December 4, 2003 i never said there's anything wrong with gettin naked!! i just like to remember what happened, thats all. if i cant remember it, and there's no video, in my opinion it never happened. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #6 December 4, 2003 So are you cheatin on me Kel? Ha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #7 December 4, 2003 Quoteoh and of course i also open doors and say please and thank you. Yeah, but will you go buy tampons for us in the middle of the night? QuoteAny takers??!?!?! this poor college boy needs some dough for jumps Geez, you had me going until I read that. Too young for me! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #8 December 4, 2003 when youre with skydivers, theres ALWAYS video! dont forget that! so get drunk and black out! yeah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #9 December 4, 2003 Quote Well it's obvious why you're single. All the girls I know want to get drunk and swim naked in the swoop pond. I want to know where you find these girls. None of them around here want to have anything to do with any of that. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TribalTalon 0 #10 December 4, 2003 sure. i have no shame. plus, thats a turn on i've found.. girls like a guy thats not afraid to go buy some tampons. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TribalTalon 0 #11 December 4, 2003 no i'm not lookin for a girlfriend or a suga momma.. i'm simply a boyfriend for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 December 4, 2003 Quote i just like to remember what happened, thats all. You just date different girls than me. If I can't remember, then I can honestly deny it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #13 December 4, 2003 Quoteoh and of course i also open doors... just remember... when you open the otter door... not to let it slam! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TribalTalon 0 #14 December 4, 2003 hahaha.. of course. hell at Eloy i'll be super nice and give any girl that asks a FREE kiss and hug. since i'm such a friendly guy and all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #15 December 4, 2003 QuoteSo are you cheatin on me Kel? I thought we agreed that we could see other people! Why do you continually make me feel guilty?! I still love you, but I need this time to figure out what I want! Whoa, I don't know where that came from. Must be getting ready to make an Oscar bid. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagny 0 #16 December 4, 2003 Here's three more important questions: Do you drive your own car? Can you cook as well as clean? And, how fast do you pack a rig? Still......boyfriend for hire....probably too expensive for me! Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TribalTalon 0 #17 December 4, 2003 so where do ya live kel?!? btw here's some pics for your viewing pleasure. *edited to add another picture* And YES i drive my own car, i have 3 in fact.. a 2002 jeep wrangler, a 1995 eagle talon and a 1988 toyota 4runner on 35 inch swampers (offroad toy) And i'm workin on the pack thing.. about 20 mins right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TribalTalon 0 #18 December 4, 2003 oh and yes i can cook and clean. that'd be extra tho! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #19 December 4, 2003 QuoteWell it's obvious why you're single. All the girls I know want to get drunk and swim naked in the swoop pond. Or go streaking down the airstrip...or so I hear that's what some girls have done....not that I would EVER do such a thing. I have an innocent southern belle quality to uphold afterall. PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 December 4, 2003 You know that if you are nice to them, it just makes is difficult for the rest of us. Let's not set a standard of behavior that requires doing stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TribalTalon 0 #21 December 4, 2003 hey i gotta pay my bills somehow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #22 December 4, 2003 Check out my profile. Nice pictures, BTW. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #23 December 4, 2003 ......now how much for your services????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TribalTalon 0 #24 December 4, 2003 hmmm.. good question. whatever you feel like ya owe me i guess. I've pretty much given up on finding my significant other, so i figure i might as well (TRY) to bring joy to whoever i can in whatever way i can. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkymonkeyONE 4 #25 December 4, 2003 QuoteQuotenever done any drugs, dont really drink much and never to the point of getting plastered, and i clean up after myself, AND i'm great with kids and family. oh and of course i also open doors and say please and thank you Well it's obvious why you're single. All the girls I know want to get drunk and swim naked in the swoop pond. I agree. You self-respecting skyhag is gonna want a dude that doesn't party. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
SkymonkeyONE 4 #25 December 4, 2003 QuoteQuotenever done any drugs, dont really drink much and never to the point of getting plastered, and i clean up after myself, AND i'm great with kids and family. oh and of course i also open doors and say please and thank you Well it's obvious why you're single. All the girls I know want to get drunk and swim naked in the swoop pond. I agree. You self-respecting skyhag is gonna want a dude that doesn't party. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
