PeteW 0 #1 December 5, 2003 I am trying to make a twisted X-mas CD. So far I have : Grandma got run over by a riendeer Rusty Chevrolet I am santa clause I'll be stoned for Xmas Help is appreciated!! Pete Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoopyswoop 0 #2 December 5, 2003 Pete give me your email addy I have a couple to send you. "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #3 December 5, 2003 The guy who did the song "Because I Got High" (afroman), put out another version of that song, about Christmas. It's like.... "I was gonna trim the tree, but then I got high..... " Heard it once on the radio and thought it was funny. I can't find it anywhere though, so not sure if it's available for sale. Probably can download it somewhere - I'm just too lazy to dig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #4 December 5, 2003 Local radio station KISW here has done a few twisted albums of twisted Christmas songs...here's a few: 1 Aquaclaus 2 What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? 3 Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer 4 White Trash Christmas 5 The Little Hooters Girl 6 Be Claus I Got High 7 Not So Silent Night 8 Me And Mrs. Claus 9 Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas 10 Merry Christmas Allah 11 Shoppin' Around For A Christmas Tree 12 I'll Be Stoned For Christmas And another album... 1 Smells Like the Night Before Christmas 2 Gobble Gobble 3 50 Plates To Feed My Brother 4 New Years Resolution 5 Hide the Keys 6 Ghosts in White Linen 7 Pumpkins to Toss About 8 Trick or Treatin' Blues 9 By the Time I Get the Meat Axe 10 Independence Day 11 Jingle Bells '98 12 Little Hummer Girl And this one... 1 The Twisted Chipmunk Song 2 Chipmunks Roasting On an Open Fire 3 The Angel 4 Who Put The Stump? 5 Decorations 6 Carol of the Bartenders 7 Christmas Party Song 8 Christmas Money (That's What I Want) 9 Pokémon 10 Goin' Up to Bethlehem 11 Homeless on the Holidays 12 He's So Jolly 13 Flu Ride 14 Santa Clause is Foolin' Around 15 Stumpmaster Remix And lastly... 1 It's The Most Fattening Time of the Year 2 Toy Sack 3 Police Stop My Car 4 Sled Zeppelin 5 Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! 6 Parking Spaces 7 There's a Santa Who Looks a Lot Like Elvis 8 Jesus' Birthday 9 All You Need Is Elves 10 Buttcracker Suite 11 Hey You! Get Off My House 12 Holidaze (S'cuse Me, I've got Gifts to Buy) 13 Rummy Rocker Boy Go to: http://www.twistedtunes.com/store/ to listen to them or buy them. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tinfoil 0 #5 December 5, 2003 One that I really like is Blink-182's I Won't Be Home For Christmas “- - Sumo is the greatest of sports. It has power, grace, speed and cluture. And most importantly, two fat bastards smacking the shit out of each other. ” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #6 December 5, 2003 If you ever listen to the Bob and Tom Show (great show) then you may have heard the "I Saw Mommy Boning Santa Claus" song, or something like that. FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #7 December 5, 2003 Quote "I Saw Mommy Boning Santa Claus" HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! [...Jaye's looking for a Santa suit for Joe...]~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #8 December 5, 2003 I have two of the twisted christmas cd's. in mp3 format they are 137mb i can send them to ya trough messenger or something if ya like or just what ever songs you want _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #9 December 5, 2003 I get them cd's every year from the radio station. always funny to listen to.if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #10 December 5, 2003 go here buy this disk...or dark things will hunt you.. i laughed for weeks on end....even has samples for those who doubt...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GroundZero 0 #11 December 5, 2003 my favorite is "you ain't gettin shit for Christmas"... search Kazaa... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #12 December 5, 2003 Jingle bells, Santa smells, Dickie's stuck in the ass . . . Click, click, click, off with the dick, and blood all over the lass! . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #13 December 5, 2003 MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Ok, stop what you're doing and go to http://www.twistedtunes.com/store/ And listen to "Little Hooters Girl" on the 'White Trash Christmas' Album and the nastier 'Clinton' version, "Little Hummer Girl" on the 'Lost Holiday Album'. Ok...so maybe they're that funny 'cause I'm toasted, but he he hee...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #14 December 5, 2003 Quote Jingle bells, Santa smells, Dickie's stuck in the ass . . . Click, click, click, off with the dick, and blood all over the lass! Oh...my...Gawd... Quite possibly the sickest song I ever read...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luna 0 #15 December 5, 2003 My favorite is called "The Chimney Song" It's basically about how they start smelling something bad, and "There's something stuck up in the chimney" and of course it's Santa. It's sick and very funny. I'm walking a marathon to raise money for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. Click Here for more information! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick 0 #16 December 5, 2003 Try and get hold of a copy of Kevin "Bloody" Wilsons song "Hey Santa Claus". Totally non politically correct but funny as f&$k. Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #17 December 5, 2003 Robert Earl Keen's "Merry Christmas From The Family" is pretty neat in a trailer trash kind of way. PM me and I may be able to get that one for you over the weekend.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #18 December 5, 2003 The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen We Wish You Weren't Living With Us We Three Drunks Wreck the Malls The 12 Pains of Christmas Think I've got a few more around here somewhere. Gotta love a mockery of the commercial season!Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #19 December 5, 2003 12 yats of christmas by bennie grunch and the bunchif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #20 December 5, 2003 who sings that one ... "ho ho fuckin ho, what a crock of shit ... we dont work for santa claus we've had enough we quit" ... or something along those lines? Kevin Bloody Wilson? Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
