USPS Courtesy - An Oxymoron?

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I received a nice large envelope from the USPS today. On the back in large letters are "We Care" followed by "Dear Postal customer". Did you know that "the USPS handles over 202 billion pieces of mail each year and while each employee makes a concerted effort to process, without damage, each piece of mail, an occasioanl mishap does happen?"

I opened up the envelope and inside is the back cover of this month's Parachutist.

I have exactly one page of the magazine - Cummin's back page ad and the inside back cover tribute to Fred Faas.

Did I miss anything important?

My wife said that my brother, who is a postal carrier, did it on purpose. Must have been all the jokes about going postal.


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Hey...be glad you get parachutist and not canpara....one page is good for them

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i work for the usps and yes the mail gets ran through machines and yes some of it does get damaged.think its possible to run 150,000 peices of mail a day through a machine and not tear some of it?i dont really think so.what bothers me is that the bills never seem to get torn.i always get them in one piece.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough

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Hey...be glad you get parachutist and not canpara....one page is good for them

Yves.

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i work for the usps and yes the mail gets ran through machines and yes some of it does get damaged.think its possible to run 150,000 peices of mail a day through a machine and not tear some of it?i dont really think so.what bothers me is that the bills never seem to get torn.i always get them in one piece.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough

Any idea of where my Cypres is?



Yves.

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what bothers me is that the bills never seem to get torn

Unfortunately the Creditors use fresh envelopes, much less likely to get shredded in the machines. What I want to know is...why does the freakin' glue taste so bad!?

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What I want to know is...why does the freakin' glue taste so bad!?

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Haha, might have something to do with the fact that it hasn't been approved for human consumption

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