TribalTalon 0 #1 December 3, 2003 if she looked like an ex? or... your SISTER?!?! lol. and no i'm not goin Joe Dirt, i'm just bored and in the college library. i see this chick across the way that looks VERY VERY much like this girl i used to date a few years ago. i can tell its not her, but the similarity is remarkable. Also, about a year ago i once saw this girl walking on campus that looked EXACTLY like my sister. and i mean EXACTLY, i was staring at her with a confused look on my face tryin to figure out what the hell she was doing here 500 miles away from where she lives. lol the chick probably thought i was crazy. And yes, this girl is pretty darn hot. i will not comment on my sister. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aromain 0 #2 December 3, 2003 ...so the other day I was watching my sister breast feed....for five bucks.------------------------------------------------ "Matter fact go and get your chrome, cause I'd rather be, broke thogether, then rich alone." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #3 December 3, 2003 of course..... Just don't call out your old girlfriend's name during sex....ha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #4 December 3, 2003 Damn! i wouldn't date her if she looked like MY sister.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bvsdjumper 0 #5 December 3, 2003 Or worse yet, your sister's name! Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TribalTalon 0 #6 December 3, 2003 HAHA! *i'm your sister!!!*joe dirt* OHHH YEAH!!!!!* i just got to thinking about it, i dunno what i'd do. i mean my sister's pretty freaking hot.. for being a sister. lol. if she wasnt my sister, i'd hit it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #7 December 3, 2003 OK who thinks he should have to post a pic of his sister? I DO! I DO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #8 December 3, 2003 No, I wouldn't date a girl. I might kiss a girl - especially if she's got a jello shot for me - but under no circumstances would I go on a date with one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 December 3, 2003 QuoteJust don't call out your old girlfriend's name during sex.... It's also really bad to call your current s/o by your last s/o's name when shopping at the adult toy store. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #10 December 3, 2003 sinner....... Hee heee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #11 December 3, 2003 Quote It's also really bad to call your current s/o by your last s/o's name when shopping at the adult toy store. sounds like there is a story with that one _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #12 December 3, 2003 What are you worried about this whole thing for anyway? Just remember......SEX is like Pizza... even if it is bad.. it is still pretty good. Bwahahahahahahaa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #13 December 3, 2003 QuoteIt's also really bad to call your current s/o by your last s/o's name when shopping at the adult toy store. Apparently it's also bad form to call the person you spent the night with by a name other than theirs when introducing said person to some of your friends the next day. Not that I'd know anything about that of course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #14 December 3, 2003 I agree the absolute worst sex I have ever had was wonderful_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 December 3, 2003 QuoteIt's also really bad to call your current s/o by your last s/o's name when shopping at the adult toy store. ---------------------------------------------------------------- sounds like there is a story with that one Not much more to it than what i posted. I called a boyfriend by my ex's name while shopping at the adult toy store. Oops. Thinking about it now is funny as hell. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TribalTalon 0 #16 December 3, 2003 I happen to disagree. I've had HORRIBLE sex which i definitely didnt think was wonderful. to make a long story short, the girl was beautiful, everything was goin smooth, got naked, got to humping, she started making, I SHIT YOU NOT, Gorrilla grunting sounds. It sounded like the freakin Discovery channel Mating extravangza show in my bedroom. that was the first and only time i ever lost an erection. i was just turned off by it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #17 December 3, 2003 Hey I slept with that broad too!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 December 3, 2003 QuoteApparently it's also bad form to call the person you spent the night with by a name other than theirs when introducing said person to some of your friends the next day. Not that I'd know anything about that of course So how is "joe" anyway? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TribalTalon 0 #19 December 3, 2003 rofl.. its entirely possible. what a slut. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #20 December 3, 2003 HA! thats a great share... I would comment, but ...yeah.. jsut a saying..surely there are better and worse lays, but even my worst was still (in retrospect) pretty damn good (not exactly good...figuratively speaking) -yoshi_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #21 December 3, 2003 By the way... Humping is a funny word. HA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #22 December 3, 2003 QuoteI've had HORRIBLE sex which i definitely didnt think was wonderful. This is why women fake it. Tis much easier to fake an O so the guy will stop, then to keep going with the bad bad sex.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #23 December 3, 2003 QuoteQuoteI've had HORRIBLE sex which i definitely didnt think was wonderful. This is why women fake it. Tis much easier to fake an O so the guy will stop, then to keep going with the bad bad sex.... As if we care if they are faking it...... bwahahahahahah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #24 December 3, 2003 whats really funny about that is I have gotten to the point of saying "screw this" and started faking it...and then just stopped and said...ok this isnt working...just another diff.. guys (in most cases) even when its really bad wont fake anything...they jsut say it how it is.. -yoshi_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #25 December 3, 2003 QuoteQuoteI've had HORRIBLE sex which i definitely didnt think was wonderful. This is why women fake it. Tis much easier to fake an O so the guy will stop, then to keep going with the bad bad sex.... And if you're not able to make him finish without faking an O, who's responsible for the bad sex? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
