bkdice 0 #1 December 2, 2003 NSFW - or anyone that gets creeped out easily. Just had to pass the heebie-jeebies on. This was sent to me by a co-worker. I don't know how he found it and I don't want to. First thought is WTF - haha - Funny.... http://www.erotech-industries.com/P roducts.html Then you read about it..... http://www.erotech-industries.com/F AQ.html Creeped out doesn't begin to describe my feeling. But amusing and funny (in a sick way) none the less. I think most of us can find someting better to do with $34K. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #2 December 2, 2003 Well, I am not clicking on anymore of your links. That is just disturbing. It's obviously a joke, but I was eatting a hotdog when I clicked on the link, and now I'm not sure I'm going to be able to finish it. --DouvaI don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #3 December 2, 2003 From the second link: QuoteIs LoveLumpTM Alive? Yes. W T F O???? I'm beyond creeped out. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #4 December 2, 2003 Yeah, I am now thoroughly creeped out, and that doesn't happen often. Sheesh. /B Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #5 December 2, 2003 Mmmm, and just last year we were playing with primordial ooze. Who'd have thought?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #6 December 2, 2003 QuoteNSFW - or anyone that gets creeped out easily. Just had to pass the heebie-jeebies on. This was sent to me by a co-worker. I don't know how he found it and I don't want to. First thought is WTF - haha - Funny.... http://www.erotech-industries.com/P roducts.html Then you read about it..... http://www.erotech-industries.com/F AQ.html Creeped out doesn't begin to describe my feeling. But amusing and funny (in a sick way) none the less. I think most of us can find someting better to do with $34K. Better living through science - I'm sure Michael Jackson has one in that weird little room of his... Can you get two of them to keep each other company while you're out playing hockey? mh"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #7 December 2, 2003 I cant decide if i can believe this one or not?? hmm There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #8 December 2, 2003 I don't know what I find more disturbing, the joke or the people that can't tell it's a joke.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bkdice 0 #9 December 2, 2003 I didn't either. I did a search on snopes.com. Nothing. If anyone finds out this is not real - let me know. I'd be relieved. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #10 December 2, 2003 i think its real. ew. creepy. what the hell for? if somone wanted to spend that much money on it.. why wouldnt they just hire a personal sex slave? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #11 December 2, 2003 It's -clearly- not real. We're simply not to the point yet where we could make such a thing.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #12 December 2, 2003 QuoteI didn't either. I did a search on snopes.com. Nothing. If anyone finds out this is not real - let me know. I'd be relieved. Of course it isn't real. You can relax now... mh"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #13 December 2, 2003 Quotei think its real. ew. creepy. what the hell for? if somone wanted to spend that much money on it.. why wouldnt they just hire a personal sex slave? Well, we cost alot more than just a petty 34k. Duh! I'm not going to settle for less than 60KI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #14 December 2, 2003 It's a spoof of bio-engineering. I blame Saturday Night Live for sucking so bad the past 15 years or so as the primary reason people can no longer recognize satire. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #15 December 2, 2003 Hmmm... is it edible??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #16 December 2, 2003 QuoteQuotei think its real. ew. creepy. what the hell for? if somone wanted to spend that much money on it.. why wouldnt they just hire a personal sex slave? Well, we cost alot more than just a petty 34k. Duh! I'm not going to settle for less than 60K 60k to be a sex slave. Hell, I'll do it for free food and beer for the right luck lady Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackholeSon 0 #17 December 2, 2003 That is completely hideous. Funny as hell though! LumpFoüdTM?!?! Oh, for the love of...you have to FEED it! Make it stop mommy, make it stop! Oh, btw don't taunt happy LoveLumpTM.---------- Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking. If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal a woman's heart. If you fight, fight for a brother. If you drink, drink with me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #18 December 2, 2003 i think i am in love.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #19 December 2, 2003 Woohoo! Only one year and 4 weeks to go!!! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FLYBERT71 0 #20 December 2, 2003 that is just wrong "If you have time to panic, you have time to do something more productive." Josh Whipple 7/15/70-2/10/05 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #21 December 2, 2003 I wonder what it would taste like in a soup.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #22 December 2, 2003 QuoteI wonder what it would taste like in a soup. Before or after usage? quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #23 December 2, 2003 Depends on who uses it, and how. Questions: If you have to feed it . . . Where does the waste go . . . and what is it's "normal" temperature? Whathappens if it gets sick? Can it get a STD?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katzeye 0 #24 December 2, 2003 Hmm, should not be exposed to long durations of sunlight. So no tanning with your lump. LA* AND EWWWW! Might be useful for sailors tho. Is a chicken omelette redundant? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #25 December 2, 2003 I think it would be a wonderful table centerpiece for the table... So... who all is coming to chopchop's annual Christmas party? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
