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if condoms had sponsors.....

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And if pro football quarterbacks appeared in condom ads--

"...So when you get into scoring position, reach for the one the pros use..."
"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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How about Aerodyne Research

"The renaissance approaches"

So what's the story with these guys? Anybody heard? It's the same ad month after month, but nothing on their website or news. C'mon Aerodyne, enough with keeping a turkey in suspense. Thanksgiving is in 2 days!
My other ride is the relative wind.

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"Red Bull". Well, I think that's enough. But if they want to say it gives you wings, I think that will work for the kinky folk on a literalism level and the softer-hearted on an emotional level.

"DeWalt" and various other tool manufacturers seem appropriate as well, again as name-onlys. "Black and Decker" was always a fav of mine when we considered this question on the gradeschool playground. "Ingersol-Rand" or some other more obscure ones for the initiated. But only obscure brands that make jackhammers or impact hammers.

How about Marlboro? "Go to where the flavor is."

Goodyear: "if it only saves you once a year, it's a Goodyear." Durn tootin'!

Michelin slogan from 1898: "Michelin tires swallow up all obstacles."

And not a sponsor, but just something that would be a cool brand name for condoms: "VENIMUS".

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