bodypilot90 0 #1 November 27, 2003 This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...... If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy. If you work too hard...there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference. If you cry............you're a wimp. If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination. If SHE asks you.........it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert. If you don't..............you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're sexist. If you don't.................you're unromantic. If you don't................you're a slob. If you buy her flowers.............you're after something. If you don't....................you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of yourself. If you don't....................you're not ambitious. If she has a headache............she's tired. If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often.........you're oversexed. If you don't..........there must be someone else. Men die first because they want to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #2 November 27, 2003 LMAO!! ... But I beg to differ! I'm not that way _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luv2Fall 0 #3 November 27, 2003 Bwaaaahahahaaa! Good One! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #4 November 27, 2003 if you actually pay much attention to anything so trivial....your missing what life is really about...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #5 November 27, 2003 QuoteLMAO!! ... But I beg to differ! I'm not that way I'm sure you're not Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #6 November 27, 2003 LMAO, good points!! There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #7 November 27, 2003 HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? .... (This is very informational, I might Add) .... WHAT PORNS WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE: 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy fucks. 11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted)! 16. Double penetration makes women smile. 17. Asian men don't exist. 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. 19. There's a plot. 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 21. Nurses suck patients cocks. 22. Men always pull out. 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you. 24. Women never have headaches...or periods. 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 26. Assholes are clean. 27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. 29. Men don't have to beg. 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip......Okay... Now here are my responses: 5. is True 7. Close 8. Usually 9. True 10. Just me 12. mine are 18. Is just 'Wrong'! 20. Oh yeah! 25. It doesn't hurt. 26.Mine is! 27. Whats wrong with that?! 28. I get happily surprised! 29. My man don't!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andy2 0 #8 November 27, 2003 whoa, is that like if life was a porn? --------------------------------------------- let my inspiration flow, in token rhyme suggesting rhythm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #9 November 27, 2003 mine is.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJatLarge 0 #10 November 27, 2003 I can't believe you don't think these things are true!! You are blowing my belief system all outa whack!!! I suppose now you'll tell me there's no Santa or Easter bunny!!! I asked Santa for that butt you posted the other day, now I'll never get it if he doesn't exist Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 November 27, 2003 Why do men die first? Easy....they want to.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #12 November 27, 2003 There you go again.... posting stuff that turns out to be bogus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #13 November 28, 2003 QuoteThere you go again.... posting stuff that turns out to be bogus Any man married for more than a year knows it is true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John4455 0 #14 November 28, 2003 It is a fact that married men live longer than single men, But, Married men are more willing to die. How do ya like it Johnny? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #15 November 28, 2003 QuoteIt is a fact that married men live longer than single men, But, Married men are more willing to die. I think up keep on a wife cuts into beer money could explain that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
velo90 0 #16 November 28, 2003 Married men do not live longer than single men. If feels longer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
