kai2k1 0 #1 November 26, 2003 Two factory workers were talking. "I think I'll take some time off from work." said the man. "How do you think you'll do that?" said the blonde. He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down. The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing? "I'm a light bulb" answered the guy. "I think you need some time off," said the boss. So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory. The blonde began walking out too. The boss asked her where did she think she was going? The blonde answered, "Home, I can't work in the dark". There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #2 November 26, 2003 A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there is a "peal and win" sticker on her coffee cup. She peals it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome, I've won a motorhome!" The waitress says, "That's impossible, the biggest prize is a free lunch!" But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome, I've won a motorhome!" Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry but your mistaken. You could not possibly have won a motorhome, because we don't have that as a prize!" The blonde says, "NO, it's not a mistake, I've won a motorhome." She hands the manager the ticket and he reads........... Scroll down (your going to love this!!!!..... I promise!) "WINABAGLE"-------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #3 November 26, 2003 Hey...I'm blonde and that's not funny scroll........... down.......... HA HA HA! Yup it is! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
