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#1. Kid is coming to visit
#2. Any extra days off during the holidays are about impossible to get in my line of work.


I'll be taking off to somewhere in Jan or Feb though. Contemplating skydiving in Florida or going someplace crazy. B| Been reading too many books lately....gives me the urge to travel.

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1. I have no money
2. The wife/hubby won't let me go
3. Boss won't give me time off
4. I have an injury
5. I dont want to go
6. Not enough money
7. Other Dz's closer and "more?" fun
8. Want to spend the Holidays with family/friends
9. Friends are at other DZ's
10. Entertainment is better other places?
11. CO-ED Hot showers
12. "If Bo is at the same DZ he won't call me at 3 AM"
13. In a differnt country/ illegal alien...
14. School (during the holidays?)
15. Weather
16. No babysitter

This is for me and Lummy, altho we are still trying. =)
Life is too short. Don't sweat the small stuff.

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1. I have no money
2. The wife/hubby won't let me go
3. Boss won't give me time off
4. I have an injury
5. I dont want to go
6. Not enough money
7. Other Dz's closer and "more?" fun
8. Want to spend the Holidays with family/friends
9. Friends are at other DZ's
10. Entertainment is better other places?
11. CO-ED Hot showers
12. "If Bo is at the same DZ he won't call me at 3 AM"
13. In a differnt country/ illegal alien...
14. School (during the holidays?)
15. Weather
16. No babysitter
17. allergy to US (or other) government
18. Kid(s) is(are) coming to visit
19. Any extra days off during the holidays are about impossible to get in my line of work.
20. Because anything outside of the tri-strate area is too expensive to get to. (which tri state area?)
21. Only an "A" license holder
22. Don't even have my own parachute yet
23. Don't know where it is
24. I live in (insert your town) and I know it's not here
Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

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Don't tell me I can't! I already know that! Haven't you seen my x-rays?

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Can only afford one boogie in the next 12 months, and Thailand is calling my name. B|
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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Don't know where it is.
Can't afford it
Don't have my A license yet.
Most importantly, I have some really special plans for Christmas time.
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To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities.

--Nevil Shute, Slide Rule

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0. I am not SUCKING because I am GOING

1. I have no money
2. The wife/hubby won't let me go
3. Boss won't give me time off
4. I have an injury
5. I dont want to go
6. Not enough money
7. Other Dz's closer and "more?" fun
8. Want to spend the Holidays with family/friends
9. Friends are at other DZ's
10. Entertainment is better other places?
11. CO-ED Hot showers
12. "If Bo is at the same DZ he won't call me at 3 AM"
13. In a differnt country/ illegal alien...
14. School (during the holidays?)
15. Weather
16. No babysitter
17. allergy to US (or other) government
18. Kid(s) is(are) coming to visit
19. Any extra days off during the holidays are about impossible to get in my line of work.
20. Because anything outside of the tri-strate area is too expensive to get to. (which tri state area?)
21. Only an "A" license holder
22. Don't even have my own parachute yet
23. Don't know where it is
24. I live in (insert your town) and I know it's not here


BWAHAHAHAHA

I will be your >:( Jeanne for the Evening

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who idid i piss off...
i was in afghanistan for 2 six month periods... no injury...

might have got an award, purple heart.. something...

BUT NO

I had to wait until i get back here to hurt myself and cant jump.........
Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

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you are supposed to add NEW reasons to the list

0. I am not SUCKING because I am GOING

1. I have no money
2. The wife/hubby won't let me go
3. Boss won't give me time off
4. I have an injury
5. I dont want to go
6. Not enough money
7. Other Dz's closer and "more?" fun
8. Want to spend the Holidays with family/friends
9. Friends are at other DZ's
10. Entertainment is better other places?
11. CO-ED Hot showers
12. "If Bo is at the same DZ he won't call me at 3 AM"
13. In a differnt country/ illegal alien...
14. School (during the holidays?)
15. Weather
16. No babysitter
17. allergy to US (or other) government
18. Kid(s) is(are) coming to visit
19. Any extra days off during the holidays are about impossible to get in my line of work.
20. Because anything outside of the tri-strate area is too expensive to get to. (which tri state area?)
21. Only an "A" license holder
22. Don't even have my own parachute yet
23. Don't know where it is
24. I live in (insert your town) and I know it's not here
Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

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0. I am not SUCKING because I am GOING

1. I have no money
2. The wife/hubby won't let me go
3. Boss won't give me time off
4. I have an injury
5. I dont want to go
6. Not enough money
7. Other Dz's closer and "more?" fun
8. Want to spend the Holidays with family/friends
9. Friends are at other DZ's
10. Entertainment is better other places?
11. CO-ED Hot showers
12. "If Bo is at the same DZ he won't call me at 3 AM"
13. In a differnt country/ illegal alien...
14. School (during the holidays?)
15. Weather
16. No babysitter
17. allergy to US (or other) government
18. Kid(s) is(are) coming to visit
19. Any extra days off during the holidays are about impossible to get in my line of work.
20. Because anything outside of the tri-strate area is too expensive to get to. (which tri state area?)
21. Only an "A" license holder
22. Don't even have my own parachute yet
23. Don't know where it is
24. I live in (insert your town) and I know it's not here
25. Gear is broke
26. Going to another boogie
Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

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