jfields 0 #1026 September 9, 2003 [Other hushed documentary narrator voice] That's right, Chris. We can expect some violence tomorrow. But right now, see how BoBo the silverback is unusually irritable. This may be a classic case of withdrawl, since the tribe has been without a female for awhile. When the female returns to the tribe, BoBo will undoubtedly sequester her away from the other males and use loud grunts and groans to tell them of his privileged position with her. The other male apes would be smart to leave a healthy distance from BoBo until his appetite has been sated. What do you think, Chris? [/Other hushed documentary narrator voice] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #1027 September 9, 2003 For some reason, I picture this being more of a Golf commentator type scenerio...lots of people standing around the landing area with a the MIQs (monkeys in question) in the pea pit about to wrastle. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 5 #1028 September 9, 2003 QuoteWhat do you think, Chris? [/Other hushed documentary narrator voice] [distant voice from the top of a tree] Well, seeing as how I've been chased up this tree I hope the violence won't be too bad. My only hope is that my light ass gives me an advantage way up here and BoBo won't be able to get this high with his large SilverBack ass! It's a good thing I brought along my birdman suit so I can mimic a flying squirel (actually that what I called BM the first time I saw it and still think the name should be changed to "Flying Squirel Suit" but that's just how I roll) and fly away! Let's give it a try! [faaaaaawhoooommmppp!][tree limps breaking] [mustafa voice] Well, I've fallen down here and I'm really....in quite....a bit of pain. See, I designed this holideck and if you just open the controls for me I can get out and be alright. [BAMMMM!] You hit me! Why are you beating me like a dead horse? [Bammm BAmmmm!] Riiiight....moving on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #1029 September 9, 2003 I am Marlon Perkins. I am watching the struggle from a safe distance. Watch carefully as my trusted sidekick Jim attempts contact with the Massive Silverback. The Giant Male is attempting to manipulate what appears to be a Sony PC120 in an attempt to record an image of a visiting female from another troupe Jim has reached out to attempt to assist the leader in the use of the camera. OH MY GOD! TURN OFF THE CAMERA'S! GET MEDEVAC! OH THE HUMANITY! -Don't tug on Superman's cape. This has been a presentation of Mutual Of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 5 #1030 September 9, 2003 I remember Marlin Perkins and the Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom! Bwahahhahahahahhah!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #1031 September 9, 2003 Quote[hushed documentary narrator voice] As we watch the power struggle within the pack we see the silverback exert his authority. Others will challenge. But the silverback will not sucumb to these challenges this day. Tune in tomorrow as we see how the silverback, affectionatly named "Bo Bo", does some stomping." That is too funny, Chris. My money's on BoBo....TKO in the 3rd. Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #1032 September 9, 2003 QuoteMy money's on BoBo....TKO in the 3rd. Oh I dunno...FeFe is sitting quietly in the corner...I'll put my money on her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #1033 September 9, 2003 Quote Don't make me put the caddywompus on you.. look man i don't want to do it but i will fling poop at you!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #1034 September 9, 2003 Remember, I have projectile vomiting skills and a deadly aim, young monkelito. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #1035 September 9, 2003 ah your aim is deadly with the spew, but what good does it do when you can not hit anything above my knee? Or have you mastered the jump and puke as well?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #1036 September 9, 2003 Monkey spew and Monkey poo sitting in a tree with you. Silverbacks their hair a new can reach beyond the knees its true. Fling it here fling it there man oh man its everywhere! FeFe sits in a serene nest knowing they will pass the test. Banana here banana there Placed in spots with special care to keep the peace both ground and air... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #1037 September 9, 2003 QuoteOr have you mastered the jump and puke as well? You OBVIOUSLY haven't seen skyone's MATRIX style vomiting technique. In his world, no one is safe."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #1038 September 9, 2003 QuoteYou OBVIOUSLY haven't seen skyone's MATRIX style vomiting technique. In his world, no one is safe. Oh yes, that's one thing I forgot on my packing list....hip waders! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #1039 September 9, 2003 I'm thinking more along the lines of Welding Helmets. He's like one of those dinosaurs that hack on their prey. You're standing there sipping your Long Island and WHAP! OUCH! While you're dealing with acid in your eyes, he steals your cockatillio. He's a goddamn Cockatilliosaurus. Or a Cockatilliosaur. Whatever. Just give up the drinks and nobody gets hurt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #1040 September 9, 2003 Did I steal one of your cockatillios? Senator, I do not recall that incident. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #1041 September 9, 2003 OMG...I'm not ever going to stop laughing. I can't wait to spend a week with you Monkeys. Just know I bite if you touch my cockatillio. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #1042 September 9, 2003 Nah. I learned this cool trick from watching crocodile hunter where you use duct-tape and overwhelming dogpile force to prevent you from doing that spinning thing where you drag everybody underwater and then take THEIR drinks. I can even do that voice. "Criminy! She's litto, but she can be VERY DANGERAHS" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #1043 September 9, 2003 QuoteHe's a goddamn Cockatilliosaurus. Or a Cockatilliosaur. Whatever. Just give up the drinks and nobody gets hurt. Bwahhhhhhhh! I've seen him in action. "Give up your beer flunky!" What is even more amusing is that...they do! LMAO! QuoteJust know I bite if you touch my cockatillio Yes...no unsolicited cockatillo touching for Mouth! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #1044 September 10, 2003 Bets, I suspect she'll set the drink down to do "The Hustle" Steal it then. I will be the guy dragging her on to the floor. Since you don't drink, save it for me, and I'll buy you breakfast! Loving you! Who's your buddy? JP PS: I'll be bringing this Espresso Machine with me. I expect to see you every single morning for a breve! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #1045 September 10, 2003 Jesus, J.P.! What the fuck are you thinking? Don't you know that there will be a $25 dollar per day fee to use your own coffee machine on SDA property?! Honestly, man; taking food out of some baby's mouth! For shame! You better get with the program, boy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #1046 September 10, 2003 Ack! I'm a bad man! You want a latte'? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #1047 September 10, 2003 QuoteSince you don't drink, save it for me, and I'll buy you breakfast! I'll be waiting with bells on...well ok NOT katiebears bells QuoteWho's your buddy Well buddy pass does come to mind QuoteI'll be bringing this Espresso Machine with me. I expect to see you every single morning for a breve! God I love a man who even remembers the way I like it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #1048 September 10, 2003 Hey, no fair you two ganging up on me. Actually since I'm really good at taking the bottle out of your hand, drinking and then replacing it I'm not real worried. I can also just tell the bartender to put it on your tab. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #1049 September 10, 2003 Quotelook man i don't want to do it but i will fling poop at you! It's all fun and games until the flying feces or projectile vomiting puts an eye out. Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #1050 September 10, 2003 QuoteIt's all fun and games until the flying feces or projectile vomiting puts an eye out. Oh come on, nobody would be silly enough to be close to a man that was vomiting.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
