SadSue 0 #26 August 10, 2003 ... she slips on a banana skin, and ladders her tights!!!! Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #27 August 10, 2003 She then stands up, wipes the mudd off her clothes and begins prancing.... We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WayneRATS 0 #28 August 10, 2003 so she rips the tights off on the way to the dz singing a wierd rendition of katrina and the waves walking on sunshine------------------------ Can You Ere Me Now? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #29 August 10, 2003 all of a sudden a lightning storm appears up ahead as she prances and saunters along Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #30 August 10, 2003 Stephanie could feel the thick red rough hairs on her legs standing up through her laddered tights -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #31 August 10, 2003 So she decides to go into the local pharmacy to buy some shaving cream and some razors so that she can shave those hairy, red legs... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #32 August 10, 2003 and also so she could shave her massive...BUSH, bush bush, could be heard being chanted in the city all around, struggling to find her way, she searched for the stir of echoes... We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #33 August 10, 2003 Deciding to not attend yet another boring political rally, she heads for the cheesiest tatoo parlor she can find where, surprisingly, she happens upon... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evilivan 0 #34 August 10, 2003 ....a tatoo artist. Well, p'raps not that surprising, but day so far has been a little perplexing and she is expecting anything. Looking at the designs, she pulls out the whuffo's wallet, and says:"If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation." David Brent Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #35 August 10, 2003 "i want this borg ship on my arse coved up...umm with something feminine and dainty" maybe... -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #36 August 11, 2003 so the tattoo artist draws a picture of a stripper on her ass, she loves it pays and leaves when all of a sudden... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #37 August 11, 2003 she realises that that stripper looks exactly like her mom. Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #38 August 11, 2003 With much dismay she looks at the one spot that she will be able to tell if its her mother or not, and thats right between her...... We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #39 August 11, 2003 knees cause that is where her stomach ends. Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #40 August 11, 2003 legs...__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #41 August 11, 2003 Quotelegs... that looked like two rusty cacti fighting in a fishermans net, made the rest of her squat figure look tantalizingly fresh..that is apart from her..... -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #42 August 11, 2003 BUSH BUSH BUSH.....could be heard once again in the background... We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #43 August 11, 2003 but little did they know that the presidents popularity had wained since they left the mental institute -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #44 August 11, 2003 Stephanie stopped into the local shop to get some prezels...... Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #45 August 11, 2003 the extra salty ones seemed to help with her 'sweat' problem, the people in the store looked on in amazement as she pulled out.... -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #46 August 11, 2003 some ky jelly, dental floss, q tips, and blind folds. While at the check out counter a man stood behind her, she felt a poke on her back, he said don't make a sound....she was thinking to herself is that a gun or is it a..... We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SadSue 0 #47 August 11, 2003 beef jerky, She asked the guy in the shop if he had any jerkys and then turned around and saw...... Hope you don't get Banned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #48 August 11, 2003 prosthetic carrot she had hidden down the back of her bra strap earlier in the day...or just maybe it was a.. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thethinker 0 #49 August 11, 2003 cucumber. She knows that walking the neighborhoods are scary and you never know who you mite bump into. Also she has a very high.... We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. -Johann von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #50 August 11, 2003 belly button which caused a huge amount of excitement around the institute, that aside she wore her natural bindi with pride, however... -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites