Shotgun 1 #26 November 15, 2003 Yummy, now I'm craving cinnamon rolls! You're quite the domesticated one, aren't you? You will make someone a good wife someday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
b1jercat 0 #27 November 15, 2003 Dude what are you doing hanging out in the kitchen like some kind of skirt, get out and chase some pu$$y for christ sakes. blues jerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #28 November 15, 2003 QuoteDude what are you doing hanging out in the kitchen like some kind of skirt, get out and chase some pu$$y for christ sakes. I find a man that can cook(and bake), veeeerrrry sexy."It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
batbex 0 #29 November 15, 2003 ok - I'm dittoing on b1jercat - seriously, go out chase girls - then you can wow them with your culinary skills or fireplace or whatever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #30 November 15, 2003 God, I love cinnamon rolls -------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #31 November 15, 2003 QuoteDude what are you doing hanging out in the kitchen like some kind of skirt, get out and chase some pu$$y for christ sakes. blues jerry Quoteok - I'm dittoing on b1jercat - seriously, go out chase girls - then you can wow them with your culinary skills or fireplace or whatever i'm not cooking this all for myself guys. I live with and take care of my 93 yr old grandmother. Thats her breakfast!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
batbex 0 #32 November 15, 2003 Is that really a healthy breakfast for someone her age? - maybe I should start eating 5 cinnamon rolls with Cream Cheese and I'll live to be 93 and have a grandson to cook for me, but seriously - the grandmother card even trumps the culinary talent card - that's sooo cute, your an Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #33 November 15, 2003 hahaha no no she had two of the rolls yesterday. She also got three scrabled eggs and a protien shake with that. Oh and there not cards to me..........ok so maybe the culinary one is but i put it to good use I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #34 November 15, 2003 breakfast was served yes i know i'm a post whoreI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
batbex 0 #35 November 15, 2003 yes - yes you are a post whore, it's the weekend - you should be at a dropzone, not showing pictures of you overloading your grandmother's arteries with cholesterol (my Dad's 74 and has been told that at his age, he shouldn't be having more than 2-3 eggs per week, to cut down on red meat and full fat butter and milk - due to cholesterolness and the resulting danger of heart attacks! maybe you just have a super healthy granny) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #36 November 15, 2003 Bex, He's just being a teased...don't pay any attention to him...on the other hand, uhh, HELLO, BEX... TripleF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
batbex 0 #37 November 15, 2003 Hi TripleF(?) what's he teasing about? unless it's a fictious grandmother - which in fairness I've fallen for worse, a guy managed to convince me once that he'd done 25 tandems because he was too scared to jump on his own - but loved the rush, I thought he was a nut case, but seeing as he was a total stranger - I didn't really see why he would lie to me about something like that - oh well he had 500+ jumps! - and I'm clearly not gullible - not gullible at all why do I get capitals and purple font? (you can't speak french can you?!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #38 November 16, 2003 Bex, Viking is teasing us all by showing us the pic's of the cinnamon rolls, knowing full well he's gonna eat them all before we can get to him, damn it...lol. Purple font and capitols? hehehe...caught your attention, didn't it? Gullible? Naa, not you...Uhh, wanna date a young, rich, handsome guy? Till ya' find him, I'm available...lol. TripleF No, I don't speak French but they say it's the language of love - and I speak that very well, hehehe. (Geez, I love hijacking threads, lol) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #39 November 16, 2003 i work on the weekends. and my grandma doesn't have a cholesteral problem, our entire family has some kind of odd blood property that keeps us from getting it. The doctor said she needs the protien in eggs. and FFF i still have six of the biscuits in the fridge if you want them lol. I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #40 November 16, 2003 Quoteand FFF i still have six of the biscuits in the fridge if you want them lol. Naa, I appreciate it but they would probably be stale before you could send them (grrrrrr). Btw, how's your Grandma doing? I keep meaning to ask but somehow it keeps slipping my mind. TripleF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #41 November 16, 2003 hahaha as good as a 93 year old woman can be. Not a lot of energy but still good.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #42 November 16, 2003 Cool, dude. I'm glad to hear it. I think of her and your granddad every time I hear a car horn go "Honk, Honk". TripleF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #43 November 16, 2003 heheheheheheI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
batbex 0 #44 November 16, 2003 Triple F lol - showing pictures of cinnamon rolls isn't a tease - christ I can think of soo much worse, like a naked lady on a pool table, a fridge full of sweet sweet beer, copious quantities of boob pics, or a whole thread on liquid chocolate which hasn't been released yet - goddammit! I'm only ever gullible about things that don't matter, and randomly I don't like rich(cocky and arrogant) or young men(invariably immature), won't argue with handsome though, I was presuming the capitals were warranted from your reading a recent post on the En Francais thread - which clearly wasnt rude at all. sorry - thread hijacking! - soo back to the point : what are you cooking for breakfast tomorrow Viking? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #45 November 16, 2003 QuoteI was presuming the capitals were warranted from your reading a recent post on the En Francais thread - which clearly wasnt rude at all. Uhh, dear...I didn't read a post from the En Francais threads cause I don't read/speak/write French.. I guess you have me mixed up with someone else. Oh well...some impression I made, huh? TripleF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
batbex 0 #46 November 16, 2003 Aw - wasn't mixing you up with anyone - just trying to think why you would put me in purple capitals - and then thought - oh! he must have been reading the threesome thread(in french) but clearly I just warranted purple capitals for novelty value Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #47 November 16, 2003 (Damn, did I just admit to all that?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites batbex 0 #48 November 16, 2003 you can't say 'Damn did I just admit all that?' when you've typed it - i.e can press delete at any time - and failing that have an edit function post-posting - silly boy hmmm - trying to remember what I've posted and how incriminating it was?! can't be that bad , but you did admit to going over my past posts and waffle in flowery language - tut tut, not as bad as 'french is the language of love..' only fair to warn you, I have zero gullibility when it comes to men, actually closer to minus gullibility nice try though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #49 November 16, 2003 Quoteyou can't say 'Damn did I just admit all that?' when you've typed it - i.e can press delete at any time - and failing that have an edit function post-posting - silly boy Ok....lol. Quotehmmm - trying to remember what I've posted and how incriminating it was?! can't be that bad Nope..wasn't bad at all but rather intriguing Quotebut you did admit to going over my past posts Nope again...just read a couple of them from different threads as they popped up. I will, however, admit to a small bit of interest. TripleF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites batbex 0 #50 November 16, 2003 tut tut - I'm completely blaming you for the total hijack of this thread (aren't there rules about that?) em - so glad I'm intriguing on the interest thing - in fairness youre a male skydiver - I'm a young female skydiver - it seems to be inevitable(and also aids with packing difficulties , and more advice than I could ever use) not that I in any way exploit my femininity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
freefallfreak 0 #47 November 16, 2003 (Damn, did I just admit to all that?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
batbex 0 #48 November 16, 2003 you can't say 'Damn did I just admit all that?' when you've typed it - i.e can press delete at any time - and failing that have an edit function post-posting - silly boy hmmm - trying to remember what I've posted and how incriminating it was?! can't be that bad , but you did admit to going over my past posts and waffle in flowery language - tut tut, not as bad as 'french is the language of love..' only fair to warn you, I have zero gullibility when it comes to men, actually closer to minus gullibility nice try though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #49 November 16, 2003 Quoteyou can't say 'Damn did I just admit all that?' when you've typed it - i.e can press delete at any time - and failing that have an edit function post-posting - silly boy Ok....lol. Quotehmmm - trying to remember what I've posted and how incriminating it was?! can't be that bad Nope..wasn't bad at all but rather intriguing Quotebut you did admit to going over my past posts Nope again...just read a couple of them from different threads as they popped up. I will, however, admit to a small bit of interest. TripleF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
batbex 0 #50 November 16, 2003 tut tut - I'm completely blaming you for the total hijack of this thread (aren't there rules about that?) em - so glad I'm intriguing on the interest thing - in fairness youre a male skydiver - I'm a young female skydiver - it seems to be inevitable(and also aids with packing difficulties , and more advice than I could ever use) not that I in any way exploit my femininity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites