airdog07 0 #1 November 16, 2003 A yung boy asks his father , "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice the different kind of boo "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry..." Not to be out done, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?" The mother, delightd to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a christmas tree. "A Christmas tree?" "Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoratin..""A peaceful heart leads to a healthy body; jealousy is like cancer in the bones ..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #2 November 16, 2003 uh, I got the joke on the second half but you kinda left me hanging on the first I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
