kansasskydiver 0 #1 November 1, 2003 On my way back from Florida this monday and hopping into the bathroom and the thought hit me right then. a)how the heck would you ever have sex in those small things b)it's a federal offense, so how do you not get caught. What was the game plan? c)was it just a join the club "wham bam nice to know ya mam"? or lasting sex? so i'm curious if you've done it, any insights would be great because i just don't see how it could be done. Please share your story if you have it and how did you pull it off<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #2 November 1, 2003 the toilets?? they're small, but not too small... Fly in the UK, dont think its as illegal.... LoL, i dont think it's so much lasting sex as two pumps and a squirt. I think a 'from behind' maneveur is the way forward Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeaKev 0 #3 November 1, 2003 No kissin' and tellin'. It helps when they're part of the crew, though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #4 November 1, 2003 Quoteb)it's a federal offense, so how do you not get caught. What was the game plan? How so?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arlo 0 #5 November 1, 2003 Quote b)it's a federal offense, so how do you not get caught. What was the game plan? no hun. tampering with the smoke detectors in the lavatory is a federal offense. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #6 November 1, 2003 smoking in the loo is against the law! I never heard a prohibition against more than one person in there at a time... ora meu!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikkey 0 #7 November 1, 2003 I know somebody (ahem) who tried to become a member of the club during an intercontinental flight. It is totally over rated - the bloody toilets are too small. The person I know (cough) gave up - too uncomfortable...... And yes, people mostly do it for the T-shirt (been there - done that) except if a really cute flight attendant hits on them. But when does that happen? Except in movies...--------------------------------------------------------- When people look like ants - pull. When ants look like people - pray. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #8 November 1, 2003 someone told me it was a federal offense just like getting caught in a public bathroom etc. Remember the whole George Michael thing. but i think it would be obvious if 2 people got up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom holding hands lol i'd know what was going on if i saw it<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikkey 0 #9 November 1, 2003 Quotebut i think it would be obvious if 2 people got up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom holding hands lol i'd know what was going on if i saw it Depends on game plan. Firstly you should do it on a large plane where there are "groups" of toilets located. You do it when most people sleep and the crew is relaxing behind the curtains. Secondly you do not go together but take a 30 sec interval and then slip into the toilet. It can be easily done without anybody noticing.--------------------------------------------------------- When people look like ants - pull. When ants look like people - pray. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #10 November 1, 2003 Military flights over seas are FAR easier to have fun on.... C-130 has an interestic.... VIBE to it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harryskydives 0 #11 November 1, 2003 Girl Wears short skirt. She goes in to the toilet. You approach several seconds later, look at other door and pretend it is locked. Turn around and open door with g/friend inside. Lock door behind you. She must be coordinated and bendy. She faces away, one or both feet on toilet. There is no top on the commode, so do not slip. Keep noise to a minimum. When finished leave one at a time. Don't run out of altitude and experience at the same time... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #12 November 1, 2003 QuoteMilitary flights over seas are FAR easier to have fun on.... C-130 has an interestic.... VIBE to it. hmm you like military huh....C-17 much more comfortable"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #13 November 1, 2003 QuoteC-17 much more comfortable Yeah but you just dont get that little VIBE thing on the older C-130's when the engines are just a little bit off from being synced The A models that the AF rserves had in 1972 were REALLY noisy and uh....fun.. you could make ALL the noise you wanted... no one would have ever heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 November 1, 2003 I just heard a funny story from a coworker about a basketball "Star" joining the club on his flight. He said the flight attendants just giggled. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #15 November 1, 2003 God, it seems like it would be so much easier just to take a romantic vacation to Denver. A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #16 November 1, 2003 One does not HAVE to use the lavatories. In fact one does not even have to leave their seat if their partner is willing, the plane is dark, and they have a blanket. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #17 November 1, 2003 Who ever said anything about wiling? Hell, who ever said anything about a partner? It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #18 November 1, 2003 Because the man said "Mile High Club" not the "Mile Hing Kitten Killing Association" Sheesh...... Remind not to sit next to you in an Otter. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 November 1, 2003 Quote Because the man said "Mile High Club" not the "Mile Hing Kitten Killing Association" Oh man....I know of this happening once. The guy was arrested when they pulled up to the gate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #20 November 1, 2003 QuoteOne does not HAVE to use the lavatories. In fact one does not even have to leave their seat if their partner is willing, the plane is dark, and they have a blanket. TRUE ---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #21 November 1, 2003 Get your own plane and do it however you like. It's the only way to travel!... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #22 November 1, 2003 QuoteBecause the man said "Mile High Club" not the "Mile Hing Kitten Killing Association" Sheesh...... Remind not to sit next to you in an Otter. Ya only got to worry about the nude loads.... It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperWoman 0 #23 November 2, 2003 Do you have big plans with the flight attendants on our flight to Brasil??? he he Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brycewitcher 0 #24 November 2, 2003 I was on a flight from Phoenix to Las Vegas quite a while ago when.... A guy went into the mid-cabin lav. Two minutes later, a good looking woman went into the same lav. Then about a minute after that, another guy went in. Looking at the disbelief on the passengers' faces around me, I wondered what was happening. About 10-15 minutes later, they all came out of the lav .... to the cheering, whistling and applause from all the passengers in the aft of the plane who were watching. Now that's onboard entertainment! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #25 November 2, 2003 QuoteDo you have big plans with the flight attendants on our flight to Brasil??? he he hey ya know i hadn't even thought of that!!!! it is a red-eye flight, there are multiple sets of bathrooms and you and beavdog with me asleep!!! lol but i doubt i could get a flight attendant to sleep with little ol me hahahahahaha<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
