goose491 0 #1 November 4, 2003 Communication An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.' To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of shovelling' And to the Chinese guy, 'You're in charge of supplies.' He then says, 'Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile.' So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of it?' The Italian replies, 'I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese a fella that he a was a in charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.' Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, 'And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile.' The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnayfin' him either.' The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy ...Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells... 'SUPPLIES!!' My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #2 November 4, 2003 thats so lame, yet it really made me laugh thanks Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 November 4, 2003 It was funny..................NOT!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #4 November 4, 2003 Dear God, what has this world come to....... Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BBKid 0 #5 November 4, 2003 Dr. Pepper down nose and on monitor! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #7 November 4, 2003 Didn't some movie use that gag...like UHF or something? A closet marked "supplies" which bursts open, spilling forth martial artists yelling "SUPPLIES"?Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #8 November 4, 2003 LOL! I thought it was funny!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #9 November 4, 2003 It' was goodI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 November 4, 2003 QuoteDidn't some movie use that gag...like UHF or something? A closet marked "supplies" which bursts open, spilling forth martial artists yelling "SUPPLIES"? That was UHF with Wierd Al Yankovich. It is buried in the comedy section at the video store. It has some good scenes that get quoted occasionally. Funny in that odd way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
