airdog07 0 #1 October 27, 2003 What's the bes form of birth control after 50? Nudity What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs. why do men want to marry a virgins? They can't stand criticism. what has a whole bunch of little balls and scroes old ladies? Bingo machine. What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.----- A brunette, a blond, and a redhead are all in third grade. who has the biggest boobs? The blond, because she's 18 what's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? beer nuts are $1, and deer nuts are always under a buck. Whay does Mike Tyson cry during a sex? Mace will do that to you . Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? a speech impediment. what do you csll an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? a pimp."A peaceful heart leads to a healthy body; jealousy is like cancer in the bones ..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #2 October 27, 2003 tapping foot patiently waiting for IvanI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 October 27, 2003 Find a longer list here __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #4 October 27, 2003 What I'm waiting for is a link to a repeat post with a link to another repeated post.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #5 October 27, 2003 kinda like looking into the mirrors in the barber shop... there's always this I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
