happythoughts 0 #51 October 23, 2003 I still haven't figured out why the people on the QEFTSG show bother with it. As Rita Rudner put it, I live like a bear with furniture. It seems funny that grown people will accept the idea that their taste is somehow defective because it does not coincide with this weeks fashion. What if having 2 mismatched sofas in the living room is the new fashion in 2004 and I was just 3 years ahead? Am I a fashion prophet? Do I have a latent homo streak with a super-strong fashion sense? I think I would fall back on my old social skill that I developed when Jehovahs Witness came to the door on Saturday morning at 8:00... hit play on the porn tape, offer them a beer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #52 October 23, 2003 QuoteOkay: Here are the requirements, which I take from watching a few episodes of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" with my lady. 1) Don't know how to style your hair. 2) Dont' know how to use skin care products 3) "The straight-guy speed shave" 4) Keep a messy pad 5) Have a low-interest paint job on the pad 6) Have old unkempt furniture 7) Have the occasional good piece of artwork 8) Wear comfortable clothes in conservative colors, fit and tones 9) Hate cher and techno music 10) Hate Barbara Streisand 11) Have no idea about modern music 12) Can't dance 13) Knows nothign about food preparation 14) Knows nothng about how to present food properly 15) Needs a lot of help with wine 16) Needs help with cultural events 17) Doesn't know how to impress a chick. That's what I've learned identifies a straight man. Leave this whole digging chicks thing out of it. And I'm only 13 percent gay! Hey this sounds like the very popular " regular guy look" nothing to be ashamed of at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #53 October 23, 2003 QuoteQuoteI found out about 2 years ago that my father has been Bi his entire life. How's that for an eye opener? Wow, several questions come to mind: I'll answer as best I can. Quote1. how did you find out? I found a gay porn stash in his workshop and confronted him. Quote2. how old was he when he admitted it? Late 50's. Quote3. did you know before he said anything? Not a freakin' clue. Really, I had NO idea. Quote4. did your mom know? Not that I know of, and as far as I know she still doesn't. Then again, my father has more girlfriends right now than I have had my entire life. The "bi" part was with him best friend only (once again, as far as I know) who passed on from cancer last year. QuoteHow's that for being nosey? Not at all. Heck, I'm the one that posted it to a public forum.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #54 October 23, 2003 QuoteNot that I know of, and as far as I know she still doesn't. Does she read dz.com? By the way, if one mets the requirements for being het (or gay for that matter), where does one send for his/her card? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #55 October 23, 2003 These threads crack me up. Trying to make it all so black and white Pammi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #56 October 23, 2003 QuoteDoes she read dz.com? Nope. After 2 massive strokes, she barely reads the newpaper anymore.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #57 October 23, 2003 I knew it, I knew it, I knew it I argued this point with Amy and Molly to no end, Keith's straight, I should apologize for all those straight jokes I made behind your back, I understand that its the way you were born and we all still love you. We'll find you a support group __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #58 October 23, 2003 QuoteThe "bi" part was with him best friend only (once again, as far as I know) who passed on from cancer last year. That's horrible. I'm sorry. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #59 October 23, 2003 QuoteQuoteThe "bi" part was with him best friend only (once again, as far as I know) who passed on from cancer last year. That's horrible. I'm sorry. Saw it coming a Looooong way away. 3-4 packs of Marlboro Reds a day, well, you know. After seeing what happens to smokers, I really tried a few times to quit. I finally succeded. In one week it will be 4 months cold turkey, from almost 2 packs a day.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #60 October 23, 2003 QuoteAfter seeing what happens to smokers, I really tried a few times to quit. I finally succeded. In one week it will be 4 months cold turkey, from almost 2 packs a day. Good on ya, Rev. Let me know your secret. My father is 42 and he's still a heavy smoker, plus he gets almost no physical activity. It's beginning to really worry me and my mother. I hope that your father feels better now that at least someone knows about his bisexuality. Losing the only person he could be himself with must have been terrible. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #61 October 23, 2003 QuoteGood on ya, Rev. Let me know your secret. Watch someone you have known your entire life die. Not much of a secret there. QuoteI hope that your father feels better now I'm thinking he's making up for it in quantity of female companions. I want to know HIS secret!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #62 October 23, 2003 QuoteI want to know HIS secret! Maybe that bi thing! lmaoRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #63 October 23, 2003 QuoteQuoteI want to know HIS secret! Maybe that bi thing! lmao Hey, maybe! You hoooo, Keith.....It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #64 October 23, 2003 That could really be it. Knowing that the guy who's interested in you is bi is probably flattering to a girl. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #65 October 23, 2003 Aw crap (sorry Mrs. Radcliff). Now my secret is out. Now I can't use the gay angle anymore to get women Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #66 October 23, 2003 QuoteYou hoooo, Keith..... I knew you'd come around. Come'ere studboy Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #67 October 23, 2003 I guess you need to find a flash website that will decide what % het you are. Changing your own oil will probably get you up over 50% het, though, so be ready to question your sexuality afterwards. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #68 October 23, 2003 >>Well, let me put it this way, I'm waiting for the premier of Queer eye for the gay guy. Really.<< How about Straight Eye for the Gay Guy, where we dress you up in clothes that you can't imagine anyone would really wear, furnish your home with crap, refuse to let you shower, and teach you the rules while you watch a hockey game? Your s.o. would come home and be like "WTF is going on in here?" and you could tell him about the show. I think it would be a riot. Seriously. Brent ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #69 October 23, 2003 >>That's not to say that I'm not also gay, I just happen to not get bent over someone's chosen description of me. << I can't believe no one has touched this yet... ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #70 October 23, 2003 Quote Am I at risk of becoming het? That figures........Just when I was thinking of experimenting on my next trip to the left coast. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #71 October 23, 2003 QuoteAw crap (sorry Mrs. Radcliff). Now my secret is out. Now I can't use the gay angle anymore to get women sorry I just felt it was my duity to "IN" you Keith , so that you'd be real with yourself __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #72 October 23, 2003 Whoa there Johnny. Slam on the breaks. No one said I've jumped the fence yet Come show me what you got and end my confusion Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #73 October 23, 2003 QuoteWhoa there Johnny. Slam on the breaks. No one said I've jumped the fence yet Come show me what you got and end my confusion I guess you never got to the dz early enough to hang out at the staff meetings. I preferred to end the meetings by exposing myself in some fashion. Too bad we never had bon fires. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #74 October 23, 2003 Next time I see you I'll ask. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #75 October 23, 2003 QuoteNext time I see you I'll ask. No worries, I'll step up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
