RoysPlayThing 0 #1 October 23, 2003 Okay, Roy has been caught a lot lately flushing very strange things down the toilet! .... first a great big dino bug, and then a piece of birthday cake! ... What I want to know is what is the strangest thing you ever flushed down the toilet?? ... I'm getting a little worried about Roy's Sanity, this flushing frenzy has got to stop! ... LOL _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #2 October 23, 2003 My fav professor at the college accidentally flushed her keys a few weeks ago.I never miss an opportunity to chid her about it either.hehe! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #3 October 23, 2003 Give him some soap and a brush and make the most of it."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #4 October 23, 2003 QuoteOkay, Roy has been caught a lot lately flushing very strange things down the toilet! .... first a great big dino bug, and then a piece of birthday cake! ... What I want to know is what is the strangest thing you ever flushed down the toilet?? ... I'm getting a little worried about Roy's Sanity, this flushing frenzy has got to stop! ... LOL all I can say is WTF? couldnt he come up w/ a better use for cake? hell I can think of a great many more! but on my side of things.... I once flushed Han Solo (figurine), for what reason I dunno, but we were kids and he had been bad.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #5 October 23, 2003 LMAO! Good Idea!_______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #6 October 23, 2003 Sunflower seed shells. They looked like a bowl full of nasty bugs. I've also flushed a bowl of nasty bugs. Boxelder bugs, to be exact. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #7 October 23, 2003 This is why plaything is very worried...worried, worried, worried! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #8 October 23, 2003 Hmmmm... I eat sunflower seeds... I'll have to try that, I want to see how sunflower seed shells swirl in a flush! lol_______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #9 October 23, 2003 oooh! who had to fish them out?... and the bigger question is was there anything in the toilet that someones hands had to pass to get them?... LOL _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #10 October 23, 2003 QuoteThis is why plaything is very worried...worried, worried, worried! Don't worry baby... that cake got flushed because it si not worthy of being rubbed on your luscious body.. and if i had rubbed it on, i probably would have gotten sick licking it off.. it was nasty cake! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #11 October 23, 2003 well..... okay, I'll try not to worry, but only if you promise to find a different lucious treat to give me a bath in... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #12 October 23, 2003 QuoteQuoteThis is why plaything is very worried...worried, worried, worried! Don't worry baby... that cake got flushed because it si not worthy of being rubbed on your luscious body.. and if i had rubbed it on, i probably would have gotten sick licking it off.. it was nasty cake! nasty cake? (a conversation all by itself) but why FLUSH the cake? why not throw it in a trash can, out the door, or at a passing car? Gee whiz. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #13 October 23, 2003 it was my first reaction... must get rid of this nasty ice cream cake... chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chronistin 0 #14 October 23, 2003 QuoteWhat I want to know is what is the strangest thing you ever flushed down the toilet?? My cellphone... fell out of the back pocket of my jeans a few years ago & was gone before I could react Chronistin (Home @ http://www.fallschirmspringer.net/) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #15 October 23, 2003 Oh no!!! do you still hear it ringing in the pipes every once in while. I bet you are very frustrated that you can't open it! ... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #16 October 23, 2003 Quote oooh! who had to fish them out?... and the bigger question is was there anything in the toilet that someones hands had to pass to get them?... LOL No one fished them out.They were already flushed and gone by the time she realized what happened.The plumber asked "well did it flush ok?" and she said yes. He kinda smirked and said "well, then they're gone." The worst part was that there were master keys to the college on that keyring.Since there has been a rash of master key thefts in the last few months resulting in ppl breaking in w/stolen keys and stealing property, she now has to write a formal report on exactly where her keys are and send it to the administration building before her keys are replaced." "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #17 October 23, 2003 QuoteMy cellphone... fell out of the back pocket of my jeans a few years ago & was gone before I could react LOL the same thing happened to my mom's pager. It fell out of her labcoat/scrubs pocket. My dad was able to get it back,but it never worked again. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chronistin 0 #18 October 24, 2003 QuoteOh no!!! do you still hear it ringing in the pipes every once in while. Now that would make a nice short story, the ghost phone ringing in the pipes... I was really angry for a while, but the new one was much smaller & nicer, sooo... gone is gone. Chronistin (Home @ http://www.fallschirmspringer.net/) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chronistin 0 #19 October 24, 2003 QuoteLOL the same thing happened to my mom's pager. It fell out of her labcoat/scrubs pocket. My dad was able to get it back,but it never worked again. The phone of a friend also landed there, but she was able to get it out... after lots of clean water & airing it out for a while, it worked as if nothing happened (never asked about the smell, though ) Chronistin (Home @ http://www.fallschirmspringer.net/) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #20 October 24, 2003 I dropped my pager also. If came unclipped from my belt and in it went. Uh Boss, My pager vibrated into the uh......kitchen sink. Yeah, that's it. While I was doing the dishes. It was dead as a doornail though. I heard that pagers were a serious plumbing problem in the Empire State Building. Maybe I'll check snopes.com for verification.-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #21 October 24, 2003 Well since I asked the question, I guess I better answer too. hmmmm... lessee, what strange thing did I flush down the toilet? um, does a couple of letters from my ex husband count? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Layton 0 #22 October 24, 2003 as a KID ok a Child.kittens.i thought they were trying to eat the momma cat.but that was 40 years ago.***if you are going to be stupid you better be tough Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #23 October 24, 2003 LMAO _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #24 October 24, 2003 okay.. so the cake incident today.. it was ice cream cake but it tasted like shit so I figured an easy way to dispose of the melty mess was the toilet.. I slid the concoction off my plate and it splashed into the bowl.. breaking into different pieces of stuff.. two chocolate cake tringles, misc. chunks of icing and some vanilla ice cream which was melting and sort of bubbling spreading across the surface of the water.. I watched it a bit then flushed.. to my surprise, it just spun in fast circles.. not breaking up a bit.. I got very dizzy, tried again then I had to leave the restroom before I got sick from looking at it. About 20 minutes later.. our little flaming Filipino customer service guy, Edward came out complaining about the toilet being plugged up with birthday cake.. I explained to him that it wasn't plugged and he could just pee on it to break it up and then maybe it would go down or maybe a well-aimed crap would sink it. He wasn't buying it. Finally, I went in and broke it up with the plunger and made it go down but that was a good hour after everyone had gone in, inspected and decided they were not using the toilet until the cake island was gone.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #25 October 24, 2003 I once sneaked in early and put dry ice into the women's commodes at the Navy facility I worked at... "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
