dropoutdave 0 #1 October 22, 2003 Calling all practical jokers......i've started a pratical joke war with a 53yr old guy who I work with, seeing as though im only 23, he has many years experience over me and I know he will always get me one better. I'm starting to run out of ideas now and I need some inspiration. It started off with me putting salt in his orange juice, which then led to him putting wahing up liquid in my bottle of orange cordial. Which then caused me to bring chillis to work and rub one on the rim of his coffee cup, which let to him screwing my jacket to a chair. I had no choice but to glue his baccy tin lid on and glue it to the ceiling in the office to which he rubbed my own chillis around the rim of everyone of the cigarettes in my packet. Smoking never hurt so much. Im currently working on some sort of device that can burst a load of balloons full of shaving foam at the exact time he opens his locker door. I need more ideas!!! Anyone played any classic practical jokes??? ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #2 October 22, 2003 this will take some doing....I call it the "glazed doughnut" trick. You have to have access to his house though. What you need. 1. Lots of saran wrap 2. powdered sugar.(confectioners sugar) unmake his bed, put the saran wrap down. Make sure it's tight and doesn't crinkle. The cover it with an even layer of sugar, remake his bed. When he goes to sleep his body heat will go down into the bed but be reflected by the saran wrap and will melt the sugar, it should come up thourgh the sheets and stick to his skin. He should wake up looking like a glazed doughnut. "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #3 October 22, 2003 If you ever find yourself alone at his house try reversing the side the 'fridge door opens on. Most have hinges on both sides and a movable handle. That messes people up. It's my favorite housesitting trick.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #4 October 23, 2003 Like it! Taken in and noted for future reference.....need something more along the lines off what i can do in the office (well, more af a glorified portacabin. I've been told he can be jumpy and this might be the best way to get him. It'll take some doing but ill eventually get the bastard. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #5 October 23, 2003 Tape a video of the winning numbers being pulled for lotto. Buy a ticket with the numbers on the winning ticket. When the next lotto draw is conducted, have an unsuspected party give your victim the ticket. Distract the victim at the critical time and play the video of the draw when the actual draw is being conducted. Bring the victim back in as the numbers are being drawn. Everybody should have a lotto ticket and everybody but the victim will be bummed as their numbers are not drawn, again. But not your victim. As each number is drawn, his dreams of avarice and greed will begin to come true. As the final ball is drawn, and he becomes a millionaire, watch out! True colors will be displayed and it can be an ugly, ugly thing. You might want to let him in that he won last week's drawing before he quits his job and leaves his wife, but you might not. That's when practical joking can become deadly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #6 October 23, 2003 oooo...I know..you can switch the keys around on his keyboard. That'll drive him nuts having to figure out where each key is supposed to go."Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #7 October 23, 2003 Plain evilOwned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #8 October 23, 2003 QuoteTape a video of the winning numbers being pulled for lotto. I stand humbly in your presence O Evil one! This truly is a joke beyond measure or description."Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #9 October 23, 2003 Fantastic. The more evil the better. I got my friend with a great one at uni, he went out on the town and i was left in the halls because of all the work I had to catch up. Managed to pick his lock and got all of his clothes, shoes, bed sheets, pillows, duvets, the lot. Then sprayed them all wioth water, no soaking them, just making them a bit damp, the put them in the massive chest freezer we had for a few hours. He rolled in at 3 in the morn ready for bed only to find a frosty bed and damp clothes for the morning, mwaaaahahahaha. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #10 October 23, 2003 what exactly do you do? might help me give you some ideas "Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nightjumps 1 #11 October 23, 2003 On the attached hyperlink is a freeware application called "The Fart Machine." Install it on his computer and write a batch file so that it executes at 10, 2 & 4 or something. Or use the "Finger Prank" which changes the cursor to a middle finger flip off. http://www.thefreesite.com/Seasonal_Freebies/April_Fools/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #12 October 23, 2003 Move him to another part of the building...try to make him think he's never worked there, or have someone at his desk. Mess with his head. Could you possibly arrange to have him "fired"? Let's see what he'd do."Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #13 October 23, 2003 Work for customs and excise for a shipping company but spend most of the day in an office/large portcabin doing paperwork and having argument with Belgian lorry drivers with bad BO. We have shared computers most of the time, lockers and a kitchen. I can pick the locks on the lockers easily enough so Im trying to work on a locker realted prank, like the one with the shaving foam in balloons, only problem is getting them to burst at the right time as the door opens. He starts work at 6 so itll be nice pick me up to start the day with, hehe. Knowing the overall level of moral at my workplace it'd probably be the best news he'd have all week! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #14 October 23, 2003 Dude, does he have a car???? If so, 1) Put oil in his windshield wiper fluid. 2) Worse? Put paint thinner in his wiper fluid. 3) Drop a little pancake batter on his manifold. 4) Worse? Drop a little hunting lure on his manifold. 5) Tear off his registration tags. Just an inconvenience once he shows the cop he's registered. 6) Really cruel? Put Loc-tite on his lug nuts. The gift will give when he gets a flat. 7) Drive a common hairpin through a spark plug wire. Sputter! Sputter!! 8) Put a small crimp in his fuel line (just after the fuel tank), which will make the car run, though miserably. 9) Put a dead fish in his spare tire 10) Put one of those "Club" mechanisms on his steering wheel. Nondestructive, yet so effective. At the office? Well, 1) Call in sick for him. 2) Stash a series of nasty work-related messages in his work area. Alert a supervisor to his misdeeds. 3) Access his e-mail. More can happen with that... 4) Tell your boss he's attempting to organize a union. 5) Confide in an associate that he is hitting on you. It'll spread. 6) Confide in an associate that he wants your help in sheltering his money from child-support. That'll spread. If you want any more advice on dirty tricks, or if you have a seondary mark you want blamed for his misfortune, let me know... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #15 October 23, 2003 When I was in the military, we used a syringe to remove the filling from a guy's Twinkie and then replaced it with super hot sauce. We also used a tongue depressor with a spray can lid glued to it, filled the lid with (fluid of your choice) and rigged it to one of his desk drawers so that it would flip up into the target's face. We took office chairs, the kinds with thick plastic bottoms and cloth cushion seats, filled the seats with water and used a hot-air gun to dry the surface of the seat. When the person sat in a prepared chair...KER-SPLOOSH!Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #16 October 23, 2003 Another really fun joke is with somebody who pays close attention to their fuel economy in their car. Somebody who is really proud of their 50 MPG car. Twice a week put a gallon of gas in the car, but you have to do this from the get-go. Mr. Fuel Economy will boast of his little car is getting 30% better economy than advertised! "I'm getting 85 MPG!" When you stop putting gas in the tank to pump up the numbers he'll take it back to the dealer bitching it's only getting 45 MPG and the dealer will not be able to figure what goofus is bitching about. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #17 October 23, 2003 Okay, the worst ever. One day, have one of your buddies call the lace when you know he is at lunch. When the receptionist or whomever answers and asks to take a message, have your buddy say the following: "Yeah, I got a message. This is Joe, and "Mark" was supposed to sell some dope for me three weeks ago and he owes me three thousand dollars. He was supposed to meet me right now at lunch with my money, and he isn't here. Tell him if he doesn't have give me my money by tomorrow at lunch, I'm gonna send some of my boys down there to rip y'all's faces off! GOT THAT, BITCH?!" Um, he certainly will find out about this one shortly upon his return to work from lunch. Mind you, this one should be tried shortly after Deuce's brilliant joke. This one may be more destructive, especially as it involves at least another worker. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #18 October 23, 2003 dude are those practical jokes, or things you do to someone you hate? as for a good pratical joke, if he eats any kind of snack at work, you can have great fun with those. If its creme-filled in any way, (like oreos, twinkies, etc) replace the creme with toothpaste. I used to do that all the time. You mentioned his locker? What you can do is get some dry ice from the supermarket, and put a new can of shaving cream in with the dry ice. (shake up the can really good right before you put it in). Once the can is frozen, quickly hacksaw the end off, and you should be able to pull out a solid cylander of shaving cream. Put it in a ziploc bag, and keep it in the dry ice untill you are ready to use it. Then you pick open his locker, and take the shaving cream outta the bag, and just set it in there. In a few hours, the shaving cream melts and expands to fill his entire locker... so when he opens it, it just spills onto the floor. He'll have no idea how you got his locker so full of it. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouYoung 0 #19 October 23, 2003 In the office I've done some things. Like usual, one guy used to keep his pens in a coffee cup. I took superglue and put a drop on each pen whereever it touched another pen. When he took one pen out, then all came out together in the shape as they were in the mug. I once stole a guy's desk. I took everything off the desk, hid the desk in another room, then put every that was on the desk on the floor in the same position. Then pushed his chair up to the monitor that was sitting on the floor. He actually spent the whole day sitting in the chair with the keyboard on his lap looking down at his monitor. Talk about a sore neck. He complained once of people stacking stuff on his desk so one night we put the water cooler on top of his desk and then stacked boxes all around the desk. After he removed the boxes he saw the water cooler and started cursing. In a home: I picked a friend's lock and stole only his couch while he was on vacation. Same friend, different vacation: filled all spaces in his house with packing peanuts - kitchen drawers, cabinets, oven, freezer, washing machine, inside the ceral boxes, peanut butter jar. He came home and we planned to go out to dinner. I got paranoid about him doing something back to me, since he didn't mention the peanut packing joke, so I made a pre-emptive strike. I staked out his apt. and watched him leave, then I quickly broke into his apt, taped the shower curtain to the walls and filled up the shower to top with packing peanuts. Then quickly raced to the restaurant to have dinner with him. He was finding peanuts in his apt. for years. He got me back by breaking into my apt. and putting little green circle stickers on EVERYTHING and then putting biological dye powder in a gelcap and sticking it inside my shower head. Then he put a "Quarantine - Green Dot Virus" sign on my front door. The next morning when I'm taking a shower the dye burst and colored me green! Grr! He offered a truce as I was planning to brick up his front door while he slept. Other ideas: Toss a fruitfly infested grapefruit into a air duct. They'll multiply fast and be all over his home. Also, if he's alergic to an animal (cats, for example) round up a bunch of them and stick them in his house while he's away. Lou Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #20 October 23, 2003 When I lived in the dorms, I had access to the painting supplies, and when a friend went on vacation, i used masking tape to make a solid sheet across her door frame and painted it to look like the rest of the wall, spackle and all. It was funny watching her walk down to the next door and wonder why her key didn't work when she returned.Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #21 October 23, 2003 Quotewe used a syringe to remove the filling from a guy's Twinkie and then replaced it with super hot sauce. that's awful. I LOVE it "Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #22 October 23, 2003 QuoteQuotewe used a syringe to remove the filling from a guy's Twinkie and then replaced it with super hot sauce. that's awful. I LOVE it The funny thing was, he took three bites before he really started to notice something was wrong. I thought he was going to churf when he peeled open the rest of the Twinkie and saw all the red. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #23 October 23, 2003 that's so great. I'll have to try that one sometime "Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #24 October 23, 2003 Quotethat's so great. I'll have to try that one sometime A syringe works best for creme removal and hot sauce insertion. Just save enough cream to cover the red that will want to seep out of the hols in the bottom of the Twinkie. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #25 October 23, 2003 QuoteQuotethat's so great. I'll have to try that one sometime A syringe works best for creme removal and hot sauce insertion. Just save enough cream to cover the red that will want to seep out of the hols in the bottom of the Twinkie. thanks for the advice. I'll make sure I keep all of that in mind"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
