JeffD 0 #26 October 23, 2003 Hmmm....Take the mouse ball out of the mouse and tape it somewhere on the desk. put vaslinene on the palm and fingers of the mouse. cut small pieces of paper and wedge them under the mouse buttons so they cant click anything(or different keys on the keyboard...pop out the keys and wedge something underneath them) adjust the brightness on his monitor so its screaming bright. or completely dark so he thinks the computer isn't working. find the computer case and on the back by the powersupply switch it to 220v instead of 110v (it wont turn on) take a dryerase marker and write stuff on his monitor. if its a new monitor, go get a nice magnet from radioshack and turn half the screen green(by swiping the magnet by the screen) to fix it just hit the degauss button. go get limberger cheese and hide it in his desk/locker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #27 October 23, 2003 Ooh! You can also remove the m and n keys and swap their positions on the keyboard. This only works for look-n-hunt-n-peck keyboardists. You can also go into MS Word's autocorrect feature and set it to replace the word "the" with "crap". It's good for a laugh or twelve. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jverley 1 #28 October 23, 2003 I am not sure of how the post works in the UK, but in the US, you can change your address by filling out a change of address form and dropping it in the mailbox. The form is just a post card. There is a required signature, but nobody checks to see if it is the person who is requesting to be moved. Fill out a change of address for your friend and have him "moved" to someplace either remote or busy. Alaska is usually nice. The central IRS office is usually too busy to realize their getting someone's electric bill to care. It will take weeks before your friend realizes what has happened and more weeks to get it straightened out. Your involvement will never be known. I would only suggest this course of action if really necessary.John Arizona Hiking Trails Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #29 October 23, 2003 I once put a double dose of imodium AD in a coworkers coffee. I had a friend sign me up for Sears home siding. That was a gift that kept on giving. The calls didn't stop until I told Sears that I was dead. Once during a round of layoffs I had a coworker get everyone to avoid me when I came in to work, and had packed up my office as though I had been laid off; I was impressed. I put a rainbow sticker on said coworkers car one time. He didn't notice for a week. Let me think, I have a ton of 'em.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #30 October 23, 2003 Ah, inspiration flows at the mere mention of others' pranks! We made ex-lax brownies one year for a nasty supervisor. We actually left them for "everyone" but told "everyone" else not to touch them. We also made a cake entirely out of sawdust and icing for his going away party. You can send in subscriptions to totally disgusting porn mags in your victiom's name to his NEIGHBOR'S address. When the neighbor goes to deliver them...heh. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #31 October 23, 2003 On the car wire his brake lights to the horn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #32 October 23, 2003 Visit your local garage and ask for 20 or so oz's of wheel weights....put 5 oz of weights on the inside of each tire on his/her car.....ever sat on a unbalanced washing machine?..let alone driven one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dterrick 0 #33 October 23, 2003 Change the language/ keyboard settings to French or something else. Most people don't know anything about these settings and most ofthe keys are the same. Buttttt, -Dave Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #34 October 23, 2003 A friend put an ad in the local paper saying he had some High quality golf clubs for sale,at an unbeleivable price, used another friends phone number and name. The poor guy got so many calls. dropdeded------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayhem 0 #35 October 23, 2003 Take tabasco sause and poor it on his chair at work. The odor will go away and if done right you won't be able to see that there is anything on the chair. After a while it will seep through his pants and just make his ass burn. Harmless and irritating as hell. ------------------------------------------------------------ What have you done to make your life better? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #36 October 23, 2003 If you look around you can find fake scratch off lotto tickets. buy one and share the winnings w/ him or her and watch for awhile while they figure out how they are going to spend their money. damn he was pissedI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #37 October 23, 2003 If he has an adjustable chair, wind it down a couple of inches. He won't figure it out and will be uncomfortable all day. Next day, drop it another inch. When he realizes it and adjusts it to a normal setting, start raising it a little each day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #38 October 23, 2003 Run an insulated, solid copper wire from a spark plug wire to the springs on the bottom of his car seat...and watch him jump when he fires it up. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #39 October 23, 2003 break a light bulb w/o breaking the filiament attach fuse of a firework of some sort to element, install on any fixture turned off, and watch for fun! Limburger cheese-put it anywhere, car, under his chair, under one of the keys or multiple keys on his keyboard... super stinky switch the 'm' and 'n' keys on his keyboard (less effective if he doesnt need to look) saran wrap every individual piece of his office stapler, mouse, monitor, pens, pencils... happy joking!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkF 0 #40 October 23, 2003 QuoteCalling all practical jokers......i've started a pratical joke war with a 53yr old guy who I work with, seeing as though im only 23, he has many years experience over me and I know he will always get me one better. I'm starting to run out of ideas now and I need some inspiration. Give up now. There's no way that youth and talent can go close to competing with age and rat cunning.QuoteAnyone played any classic practical jokes??? I once found a cop car with no-one nearby and the keys in it (in my next door neighbours driveway where it should have been - just not with the keys in and unlocked) and moved it down the street and parked it up against a lamp post. I went back inside and waited..... The repercussions were immense and unpleasant. Ooroo Mark F... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DBCOOPER 5 #41 October 23, 2003 Simple...clean....tape down the switch under the phone handset and call him....or put something like chocolate frosting on the earpiece of the phone and call him...every day readjust the mirrors on his car...send him regestered mail with restricted delivery so he has to go to the post office to sign for it...couple of bucks but funReplying to: Re: Stall On Jump Run Emergency Procedure? by billvon If the plane is unrecoverable then exiting is a very very good idea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #42 October 23, 2003 Does he have a car ? get his keys open the sun roof and fill his car full of the polystyrine packing chips. The look on his face will be priceless---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #43 October 23, 2003 QuoteSimple...clean....tape down the switch under the phone handset and call him....or put something like chocolate frosting on the earpiece of the phone and call him...every day readjust the mirrors on his car...send him regestered mail with restricted delivery so he has to go to the post office to sign for it...couple of bucks but fun better yet, switch the headpiece around. Take the listening, and put it where you talk and vise versa. That's always a fun thing to do"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #44 October 23, 2003 Pull the cord leading to his handset out just enough so that when he goes to answer the phone, it slips out. Super-glue a quarter to his desk. Purchase a package of those sulfur-based stink bombs. Slide the seat of his car all the way forward on the rails and put a stink bomb behind it so that when he slides the seat back, it crushes the vial. Takes about 30 seconds before the initial stench sets in, and then it just keeps getting worse. Lasts about 30 minutes, and he'll HAVE to leave the car. If his computer is on a network and has mapped drives from servers, go into his autoexec.bat and set BREAK=OFF and then set it to do DIR of all the mapped drives. It will take forever to finish, and he won't be able to CTRL-C out of it. Program all of his preset phone numbers to a sex talk line. That should be difficult to explain to management. On a day when he's away from his desk, put sticky notes on his monitor that say things like, "NAMBLA MEETING 7pm WEDNESDAY", "DON'T FORGET FLOWERS & UNDIES FOR STEVE", "CHECK STOOL SAMPLE FOR BLOOD", "NAUGHTY BOYS NEED LOVE TOO"...that sort of thing. Send flowers to one of the office troglodytes (male or female) from him with a card that says "Loving you like family". Use his email address at work to sign up for every bleeding newsletter, pamphlet, prospectus and scam you can find online. In fact, every time you get a pop-up or spam mail, send it in with his email address. Sugar ants in a bowl of sugar in one of his desk drawers makes for a nice colony if left over the weekend.Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuteless 1 #45 October 23, 2003 take a piece of saran wrap and stretch it across his toiletseat. If he pees into the bowl, it will bounce all over. If he sits down, he wont even feel the Saran wrap...until he has done his business....and thats messy for him Bill Cole D-41 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #46 October 23, 2003 Quotesaran wrap every individual piece of his office stapler, mouse, monitor, pens, pencils... ha! we did that once. the boss lady left town for a two week vacation. when she came back, her entire desk was shrink wrapped and ready for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #47 October 23, 2003 Quote On the car wire his brake lights to the horn. That it absolutely brilliant!!!!! I know enough about cars to do it, just need to find the time. Not gonna stop there, why not do indicators, headlights, the lot! I owe you beer for that one. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #48 October 24, 2003 QuoteSend flowers to one of the office troglodytes (male or female) from him with a card that says "Loving you like family". OK, I've got to say no, stop at that one. Why must we, as a society, attempt to attain personal glee from the misfortune, pain, or hurt feelings of others? Practical joke each other all you want, but leave others out of it. Imperfect, non-knockout, non-model types happen to have feelings too, ok?It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #49 October 24, 2003 Good point...send them to his boss instead, in his name, with a card that says, "Anything for a raise." Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #50 October 24, 2003 QuoteGood point...send them to his boss instead, in his name, with a card that says, "Anything for a raise." OK, that'll work.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
