PULP FICTION IS ON HBO!!!!

[Kris 0]

Lance: You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart.
Vincent: Then what happens?
Lance: I'm curious about that myself.

Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

[CrazyIvan 0]

Jules: Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. IN FACT, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker should be on brain detail! We fucking switching, I'm washing the windows and you picking up this nigger's skull!

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[KawiZX900 0]

(9 minutes 37 seconds later )

Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

[CrazyIvan 0]

Jules: You remember Antoine Roccamora, half black, half Samoan, used to call him Tony Rocky Horror?

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[12bhi 0]

"Yeah Zed, spider caught another fly.

[12bhi 0]

Lol...............
Zed: "Wheres the Gimp"?
Other Hillbilly: "The Gimps sleepin."
Zed: "Well I guess Your just gonna have to wake
him up now wont ya."

[Kris 0]

Butch: Will you hand me a towel, tulip?
Fabienne: Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid.

Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

[juanesky 0]

Jules after shooting the guy 3 times:

Oh, I'm sorry. Did that break your
concentration? I didn't mean to do
that. Please, continue. I believe
you were saying something about
"best intentions."

"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

[juanesky 0]

Jules:
What country you from!

BRETT:
What?

JULES
"What" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "What?"

BRETT:
What?

JULES
English-motherfucker-can-you-speak- it?

BRETT
Yes.

JULES
Then you understand what I'm
sayin'?

BRETT
Yes.

JULES
Now describe what Marsellus Wallace
looks like!

BRETT
What?

Jules takes his .45 and PRESSES the barrel HARD in Brett's cheek.

JULES
Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say "What"
one more goddamn time!

"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

[CrazyIvan 0]

Jules: Yolanda, I thought you were gonna be cool. When you yell at me, it makes me nervous. When I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers get accidentally shot.

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[juanesky 0]

BUTCH
You okay?

MARSELLUS
Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay!

"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

[CrazyIvan 0]

Jules: I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from yo' ass is, "You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggaz out and wait for the calvery which should be coming directly."

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[juanesky 0]

MARSELLUS
Oh, that what now? Well, let me tell ya what now between me an' you. There is no me an' you. Not
no more.

BUTCH
So we're cool?

MARSELLUS
Yeah man, we're cool. One thing I
ask -- two things I ask: don't
tell nobody about this. This
shit's between me and you and the
soon-to-be-livin'-the-rest-of-his-
short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain,
Mr. Rapist here. It ain't nobody
else's business. Two: leave town.
Tonight. Right now. And when
you're gone, stay gone. You've
lost your Los Angeles privileges.
Deal?

"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

[CrazyIvan 0]

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, because it don't belong to me.

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[juanesky 0]

The way your Daddy
looked at it, that watch was your
birthright. And he'd be damned if
and slopeheads were gonna put their
greasy yella hands on his boy's
birthright. So he hid it in the
one place he knew he could hide
somethin'. His ass. Five long
years, he wore this watch up his
ass. Then when he died of
disentary, he gave me the watch. I
hid with uncomfortable hunk of
metal up my ass for two years.
Then, after seven years, I was sent
home to my family. And now, little
man, I give the watch to you.

"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

[CrazyIvan 0]

Jody: Forget that gun. That gun goes against the entire idea behind piercing. All of my piercings, sixteen places on my body, all of them done with a needle. Five in each ear, one through the nipple on my left breast, one through my right nostril, one through my left eyebrow, one in my lip, one in my clit... and I wear a stud in my tongue.

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.