What are you worth in Jail?

[Katzeye 0]

http://www.4paddedwalls.com/tests/jailrape.htm

Hmmm, 10 days for Bubba to make me his bitch and I'm worth 4 cartons and 3 porno mags

I feel so cheap!

Is a chicken omelette redundant?

[Casch 0]

12 days for Bubba to make me his bitch

I'm worth 3 cartons and 2 porno mags

You feel cheap??? ugh...

[Canuck278 0]

31 days for bubba to get to me....but i'm only worth a carton of cigs.....

Steve
Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap.

[CloudOnMyTongue 0]

well I'm only 4 days, 4 cartons and 3 mags.

[CloudOnMyTongue 0]

Clicky

[indyz 1]

I "should have no trouble running the jailyard," because I lied.

[Viking 0]

14 days, 3 cartons, and two spank mags

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[CrazyIvan 0]

7 days, 4 cartons 3 porno mags.

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[bmcd308 0]

9 days 4 cartons 3 porno mags

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[McDuck 0]

34 days and one carton. I need to falsify some more information. Although, 34 days is a long time in prison terms.

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

[Atlas 0]

I'm 99 Inches tall, have 320 pounds of Diesel muscle, 10 tattoos, 8 of which are gang related. I have killed people, I belong to a gang, and my mouth isn't purty.

I can run the jailyard.

Hah.

[wingnut 0]

23 days and 2 cartons and 1 mag...

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[lawrocket 3]

27 days, 3 cartons and 2 porno mags

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[SkydiveNFlorida 0]

I wouldn't last 5 days in jail, i'm worth a case of cigs and a stack of porno mags. haha.

angela.

[alanab 0]

i suck!
mine says:
"you wouldn't last 5 minutes in jail, BITCH! you are worth a case of cigarettes and a stack of porno mags"

[Blahr 0]

Not bad.

43 days to become bubba's bitch.
No additional smokes or magazines are listed.

(210 lb diesel with 5 tat's and a non-purty mouth)

I guess I should be pleased that I can hold that big bastard off for that long.

Frankly, I'd just shank Bubba and stop worrying about it.
The best defense...

[kansasskydiver 0]

8 days to be his bitch, 4 cartons and 3 pornos

<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist!

[TheRus 0]

65 days to be his bitch... no additional info though. Not too bad I guess. I just gotta keep my jail time below 60 days!

Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine
You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway

[Tonto 1]

WTF?

I shouldn't have any trouble running the jailyard?

t

It's the year of the Pig.

[mr2mk1g 10]

damn thats odd, both lawyers and both worth the same in jail!?

[samhussey 0]

Same here, 12 days, 3 cartons, 2 mags

[ChileRelleno 0]

37 days 1 carton

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[taln1rigr 0]

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i suck!
mine says:
"you wouldn't last 5 minutes in jail, BITCH! you are worth a case of cigarettes and a stack of porno mags"

I'll Second That ... that's exactly what I was told. Maybe we should stick together & better up our odds. I got your back.

[miked10270 0]

"You shouldn't have any trouble running the jailyard"

Then again, there's more than 1,000 guys in my gang, and we've got guns.

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.