trentt 0 #1 October 14, 2003 So this is a bit of an ackward question, but here it goes. I am a 24 year old male, and for several reasons I have never dated. Well I have finally realized this is not going to work anymore, and am ready to venture into a sex life. I have had some girls persue me in the recent past (something about being a virgin makes girls really like you!) and I think I'll start showing some interest back. One of the ways I thought I would prepare is to make sure I am proficient at putting a rubber on. But I was wondering how tight those things are supposed to be? It is borderline painful to try and put it on, and I was wondering if that is how they are supposed to fit or if there are different sizes. If there are different sizes, is there some kind of sizing chart on which product I should buy? Sorry ladies - I would have but this in the 'Mens' forum if it existed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeffD 0 #2 October 14, 2003 they shouldent be tooo tight, just snug at the base to hold it on, and they usually have sizes like large, x-large, etc. so just go buy singles until you find a size that fits comfortably. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #3 October 14, 2003 If it turns purple then take it off...."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #4 October 14, 2003 Quotesomething about being a virgin makes girls really like you! lol ya i know how that is. (was a virgin until i was 23)I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #5 October 14, 2003 QuoteIf it turns purple then take it off.... . . . or it'll come off on it's own.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #6 October 14, 2003 LOL I thought this was going to be the joke: "Whats the difference between pink and purple", "....your grip!" Seriously, you will need to find a make/size that works for YOU. Snug = yes. Ultratight = no. Too large = possibly embarrassing. (and I will NOT be commenting on that last one...) ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #7 October 14, 2003 This is a joke, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 October 14, 2003 Yeah, I held off on the sex thing till the twenties as well. It's amazing that, at least to my face, people seem to respect it a lot. Nevertheless, in my experience these past few years (I gave up the chastity - there was no money in it) I've learned a handy thing - let the lady put the condom on. Honestly, I've only put one on twice myself. all the other times, the lady did it for me. They seem to genuinely be interested in the process, in my experience. It also helps them know that you are serious about this safety stuff. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #9 October 14, 2003 .....interesting topic! If you've waited this long, why not hold off until you get married????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #10 October 14, 2003 And so I started to feed it breadcrumbs, and it nearly took my finger off. And then I thought....ah, that will teach me, never feed the trolls.-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 October 14, 2003 Quotewhy not hold off until you get married???? Man, that would suck. Noble, but it would still suck.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #12 October 14, 2003 QuoteQuotewhy not hold off until you get married???? Man, that would suck. Noble, but it would still suck. Yes, it would, I totally agree! But how in the hell would he know what he's missing if he hasn't had any yet???? Ya know what I mean????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #13 October 14, 2003 QuoteIf it turns purple then take it off.... prevent it from turning purple by stich small holes in the condom.. Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #14 October 14, 2003 Is trent also a jump virgin? If he is not, he will be having a nice smile when he does it the first time...."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #15 October 14, 2003 Need some help in all of this? I am a goddess after all. I may be the goddess of freeflying but I am also the goddess of making the important things tight... oh wait you are talking about condoms being tight, well I can help you try them on and also help with trying them out...tehehehehehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #16 October 14, 2003 O-H M-Y G-O-D. okay, there IS a need for a men's forum, isn't there???? LMAO sorry, no really, it's cute. seriously. <<>> it's a good thing to bring up in a public forum, really! <<>> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #17 October 14, 2003 & how u Doing?"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #18 October 14, 2003 Nah, there's no need for a men's forum. A trolling forum might not be a bad idea though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #19 October 14, 2003 Hello there you. No, they shouldn't be too tight at all. They do have different sizes, and I know because I had to actually explore this situation a little while ago. They should go on with ease, but be secure enough not to come off with vigorous sexual exercise.. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #20 October 14, 2003 QuoteNah, there's no need for a men's forum. A trolling forum might not be a bad idea though. You know if you wanna keep Ivan very busy and distracted we could have a Boobie Forum. Then we wouldn't have to worry about the Repost Police any more.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #21 October 14, 2003 Damn, you beat me to it, Bytch. Yup, we're goin fishin on this thread..... Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chute 0 #22 October 14, 2003 I was a virgin till I got married. Well that is what I told the ladies. But after I started dating my now wife she knew I wasn't. Even though it took three times for her to figure it out.Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #23 October 14, 2003 And I beat you both -- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #24 October 14, 2003 Quote A trolling forum might not be a bad idea though. Or possibly a one week waiting period before posting. This troll registered and made his one and only post 30 minutes later. I kind of have a hard time thinking that one of our "regular" troll posters would have 30 minutes worth of restriant, but this guy decided that after being on the web site for about 30 minutes it was worth a goof. If we decided on a "waiting period" then I think it might cut down on a bit of this sort of junk. Then again, what's the waiting period for a gun?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #25 October 14, 2003 QuoteThen again, what's the waiting peroid for a gun? Home Depot made me wait 10 minutes for my staple gun. That was one hell of a long time, very annoying. By the time I got it and got outside, I didn't really feel like stapling my buddy to the bumper of my truck anymore...the moment and anger was all lost. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites