flyingferret 0 #26 October 14, 2003 Hey AggieDave, we seem to have taken a thread from trolling to gun control....can I get some help here?-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #27 October 14, 2003 Ah...you are already here....-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #28 October 14, 2003 Exactly. I think from now on, for gun-control debates, we should start a tread, then just post links to all of our previous posts, since the argument doesn't change, the data hasn't changed, the emotions are the same and the same people are going to argue the same things again, since neither side is going to convince the other side of anything. *shrug* It was a good staple gun though, I could accurately hit a running squirrel from 10ft away. Man, it was nice too, especially if I got it in the squirrel's eye, it would spin around hit a tree and drop. Mmmmm...good eat'n. And none of those pesky tire marks either!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #29 October 14, 2003 QuoteHome Depot made me wait 10 minutes for my staple gun and it was a good thing too. What with all those innocent telephone poles lying all over the place? The horror's the would've ensued..I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #30 October 14, 2003 What I gotta wonder is if the squirrel would fit in a regular size condom? Maybe a small squirrel?-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #31 October 14, 2003 You have never seen a baby telephone poll? Have you?! Why? Because staple guns don't have mandated trigger locks!!! That's why!!!-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #32 October 14, 2003 What if we used a flying squirrel and put it in a condom. We could slingshot it into the air and it'd look like one of those speed skydiver guys coming down.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #33 October 14, 2003 Or better yet, how about furry condoms? Would those sell? Or what if you took a beaver and shaved it....oh never mind.-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #34 October 14, 2003 Furry condems, eh? It'd be like watching Wild Discovery on TV... Like an Otter and a Beaver fighting...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #35 October 14, 2003 QuoteYou have never seen a baby telephone poll? Have you?! Why? Because staple guns don't have mandated trigger locks!!! That's why!!! Even if the triggerlocks were in effect, the more liberal telephone polls would still have abortions. And, besides, a poll about polls has already been posted today.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #36 October 14, 2003 Like an industrial film with fur.... What if it was the fark squirrel?-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #37 October 14, 2003 QuoteLike an industrial film with fur.... Mr. Robin Williams everybody! Oh, the Fark squirrel... It sort of look like a novelty toy, like a gag gift, since you'd have a penis like thing in a condem with huge balls, walking around. A toy like that would be hilarious to set off on a DZ...have a random penis walking arcross the packing mat. (hey, get my voicemail?)--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #38 October 14, 2003 Unwanted babies happen when you make telephone poles out of naughty pine. Since we are on word play, anyway.-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygator 0 #39 October 14, 2003 That's a good question! They were really uncomfortably tight on me. Best bet is to find a virgin like you and get married first! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #40 October 14, 2003 It was just delivered by this funny looking latex thing with big balls.-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trentt 0 #41 October 14, 2003 >>Why not hold off until you get married? I've definately thought about that and it may still work out that way. During my late teen years I think this was a big reason for my abstinance. Now I don't think it is morally wrong to have sex before marriage, although pretty cool for the girl you wait for (as long as she doesn't mind teaching new tricks!). And if I meet a girl that wants to wait, I will be more than happy to comply. My major issue has been that I really havn't dated. For personal reasons I don't think people want to hear about in a public forum, I decided to take care of myself the last few years and not let anyone too close (because people who are close can hurt you the most). I finally realized that realionships are like skydiving - they have inherant risk but the rewards can be tremendous. So now I am starting from scratch with this relationship business and I was intimate (just kissing and touching) with my first girl ever last week. I have seen plenty of girls naked before, and kissed in an after party atmosphere before, but not been intimate. The emotions of the moment made me realize that if I am fooling around and a girl wants to take it to the next level, I do not have the will power to stop it. I have never had emotions truly take over like that before. So... that is what inspired this thread. I though it would be good to be a little prepared and at least own some protection just in case. If I am really lucky I will find my soulmate the first try, but I am not delusional - that probably won't happen. I fully expect to be hurt by someone. But if I have to be hurt, I hope I can at least get laid in the process! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trentt 0 #42 October 14, 2003 >>Trolling forum wouldn't be a bad idea. Believe it or not, it was not really trolling although I did register an anonomous user (trentt) because I am actually pretty embarresed about this whole thing. I have a real DropZone profile with my real name and home dropzone. Most people don't know this information about me, and there are so many people that read these forums I really didn't want them to find out such personal information. At least not be reading it here. I am not a fan of anonomous users either, but I made an exception for myself here. I know you are a moderator, so if you want to PM me I will give you my real email address as long as you don't intend to give it to everyone else to expose me. I think the forum profile is currently being updates to take care of the public email glitch. Also for the record, I am not saying I am huge or anything like that - I'm definately not. The item in question is plenty long, just extremely snug trying to put on. Sorry again I made up a name, but I really did get some good responses before the flames!! Thanks all. Not Trent (I'll give you a hint though, it starts with a J) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frig 0 #43 October 14, 2003 Quote Most people don't know this information about me, and there are so many people that read these forums I really didn't want them to find out such personal information. You should have just used your real name and you could have found yourself the beneficiary of much "attention". You wouldn't need anymore forum replies because you would have plenty of "hands on" advice at the dropzone. I'll have to say though, the image of you putting on condoms all by yourself is a little weird. Don't do that anymore. Instead, go buy 1 Trojan, one Trojan Magnum, and 1 Trojan Magnum XL. Then find a girl, tell her what's up, give her the three condoms, and let her have a little fun (I promise you will have fun too). Good Luck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #44 October 14, 2003 This discussion belongs in the safety and training forum."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #45 October 14, 2003 QuoteQuotesomething about being a virgin makes girls really like you! lol ya i know how that is. (was a virgin until i was 23) Damn dude, did I miss a thread? When did this get lost.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #46 October 14, 2003 hahaha ya you did, it happened July 7th 2003I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #47 October 14, 2003 Wow, he remember the date and everything! All I remember is that I was 15. Well, I remember the girl and her name and such, but as for the date...shit I have no idea.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #48 October 14, 2003 Quotehahaha ya you did, it happened July 7th 2003 slut.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #49 October 14, 2003 ya and i remember her name and the room # too!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #50 October 14, 2003 You think that is bad. I don't remember her name or the date. All I can remember is it was over quick and she had a cast on her leg up to her knee! At the time it was the only way I could get laid. If you break there legs they can't run away from you!Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
