wingnut 0 #1 October 11, 2003 okay, just wondering if yo uhave heard my infamous duck joke.... if you have odn't spoil it for the others, if you havn't, just one more reason to make it to eloy for christmas and hear it yourelf!!!!!! it truely is an experiance you must have for yourself!!!! ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #2 October 11, 2003 i think i heard it four times which is four to many for me"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #3 October 11, 2003 Quotei think i heard it four times which is four to many for me agreed_________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #4 October 11, 2003 No I haven't, and even though I plan on going to Eloy, I don't feel that a joke is a very good reason just to go all the way out there!!! But sure, I'll hear it!!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #5 October 11, 2003 Geez, now I'm super curious. I even searched the threads thinking you may have posted it somewhere but you have kept it well hidden. Now I'm going to have to add you to my list of dz.commers to say "Ello" to. Not that I won't be saying ello to everyone. PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #6 October 11, 2003 Being an interpreter for the deaf, if it's the one I'm thinking about, I've heard it tons of times.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #7 October 11, 2003 Dave, make sure I am not in screaming distance when you tell the duck joke, please. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dragontail 0 #8 October 11, 2003 Tell the joke - tell the joke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #9 October 12, 2003 QuoteBeing an interpreter for the deaf, if it's the one I'm thinking about, I've heard it tons of times probly is.... not really funny unles you have been told it before and witness it being told again..... sm1, i will resepct thy authoritiiiiii and not tell the joke in your presence... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #10 October 12, 2003 What about us poor souls who are not yanks. How do we get to enjoy this imfamous piece of jovialityYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #11 October 12, 2003 You tell me that joke again and it won't be toothpaste I shove up your nose... "UP MY NOOOOOOOOSE!!!" Wingnut, Texel 2001. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #12 October 13, 2003 You will die. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #13 October 13, 2003 kill the duck joke,dave. Im sure there are better things to be remembered by then the drunk guy who annoyed everyone! LOLMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #14 October 13, 2003 I haven't heard it but I can only guess at it's nature. If it's what I think it is, I know several jokes that are probably similar. It's the only type of joke I know that can instill such disgust amongst those who have heard it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #15 October 13, 2003 tell the joke please---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #16 October 13, 2003 Visit Google, I think you'll find your joke ... god speed buddy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #17 October 13, 2003 Quoteif you havn't, just one more reason to make it to eloy for christmas and hear it yourelf!!!!!! Top Ten Things I Plan on Accomplishing in Eloy -- 1) collect on the jump Sangiro still owes me. 2) hear Mouth scream at take-off again 3) get coaching from Airspeed 4) see the Lancaster Bomber re-enactment 5) do the balloon jump I got hosed on in Rantoul 6) get skreamer to spot me out over New Mexico 7) drink one of AD's Shiner Bocks 8) get faced and hear the "World-Famous Duck Joke" as impeccably told by Dave. 9) observe Duece's band-surfing technique. 10) jump out of a plane or two. Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 October 13, 2003 I love the duck joke. Hearing it is always the highlight of my day!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pa2themd 0 #19 October 13, 2003 I also wanna hear this damned joke and can't come all the way to Eloy to hear it! "Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #20 October 13, 2003 Quote2) hear Mouth scream at take-off again Count on it Don. Hey, I rate above Airspeed too. That rocks! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #21 October 13, 2003 QuoteWhat about us poor souls who are not yanks. How do we get to enjoy this imfamous piece of joviality well if you lived in the u.k. i woul have skreamer tell it to you, if you can find the guy from australia that was at my dz this summer (skydive utah) he could probly tell it to you, but i forget what dz he jumps at down under and well other continents i'm sorry, maybe when sangiro goes home next he can tell it to the people on the african continent.......... other than that eloy or rantoul will have to be it....lol......... p.s. guys it's not really that great of a joke.. it's more of a groaner than anything, but i find it amazingly funny...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #22 October 13, 2003 I would love to hear the world famous Duck Joke. I have a sisters who'sname is Michel Quackenbush. We love to tell her related jokes, and then hang them over her head for long periods of time. As far as band surfing goes, there used to be couple that did some band surfing and were great fans of my husbands band. He got tired of them breaking instruments and falling over expensive equipment. At one point the stupid woman of this couple taped him on the end of his trumpet, lightly, but with enough force that it split his lip and chipped his tooth. Next week that she showed up, he held a pair of drum sticks in her hand and smacked her when she reached for his trumpet. Watch out for pissed off trumpet/bass players.skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #23 October 13, 2003 Quote only the chicks can call me wingi .. well and vectorboy too... huh!! I'm feeling a little rebellious today so... Wingi, Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi,Wingi, oh Wingi, What's up, wingi? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudy 0 #24 October 14, 2003 I think you should tell this joke of yours Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #25 October 14, 2003 QuoteI think you should tell this joke of yours I think that is the consensus..JOKE JOKE JOKEskydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
