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VanillaSkyGirl

What the F*ck are the pearls for?

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OK, I was surfing another well-known website that sells lingerie, and I came across these (see pics attached).

Am I missing something? What on earth are the pearls doing THERE?

I think that I understand pic #2, but pic #1 looks really uncomfortable.
(1) LACY V-STRING - Lacy v-string with wide sides and a delicate strand of pearls.

(2) WIDE SIDE PEARL THONG - Racy lace wide side thong with provocative pearl detail.

Pic #3 is the most wearable...although I am curious about #2 now...
(3) JEWELED STRAPPY THONG - Jeweled panty. The only jewelry you need. Strappy thong with jeweled t-back.

Picture 4 is for the men as it shows a beautiful half-dressed lady.
(4) LACE & PEARL TEDDY - Racy lacy lingerie with provocative pearl detail. Teddy with soft cups and an open back.

It's funny how much more I want to buy something if I see how wonderful the Victoria's Secret's model looks in it. :ph34r:

I was going to buy something to make myself feel pretty and sexy, but I think that I will not worry about spending my $$$ on lingerie for now. Jump $$$ is more important. :)

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anal beads...I looked it up. I feel so naive


Don't.

Until recently, I had never been inside an adult store. And boy, was I, um, well...huh. I don't think there's a good word for the way I felt. And let's just say that neon purple anal beads the size I saw would be decidedly painful. At least, I think so. I have no idea, really....

Ciels-
Michele


~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

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All I can say is that I can think of something that would feel a whole lot better than BEADS in some of those areas...



I assume they take some getting used to, but when you learn how to groove with them, the pearls just may become your best friend.;)

And Michele, you better not be going into "those" stores with that scapula on your person. You may just be pissing off the wrong person, and let's face it...you need some favors right now.:P



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Chris






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Oh, Rosa, honey....if I gave you the wrong impression, I'm sorry. I didn't buy anything at the store, nor have I used anal beads of any size. It was sort of a dare, and it took a hell of a lot for me to go into the store...It's not mainstream in my life.

Chris, as to the scapula, it was in my purse. Which never opened. I hope I didn't get God mad at me. I don't think I did...but hey, let's leave that for another thread or for pms...'kay?;)

Ciels-
Michele


~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

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A) If you're going to have something up your ass, why not make it look classy...pearls=class.

B) I am trying to understand how the 3 that were pictured by themselves would work...could you please put them on and send pictures?

C) There is nothing wrong with making a purchase at a porn store.

D) Jumping makes a female much more sexy than lingerie ever could, if ya ask me... ;)

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What are you doing, Ivan? :|



It's a dot. A point. A spot... well... a peak.

It's his answer on what these pearls are good for. ;)
»Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady.
Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

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Chris, as to the scapula, it was in my purse. Which never opened. ;)
Ciels-
Michele



Hey chook why are you carriying a shoulder blade (scapula) in your purse:S
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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