Option 1:
"Learn to operate the toilet seat! If it's up, put it down"
The response...
Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.
Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
"Learn to operate the toilet seat! If it's up, put it down"
The response...
Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.
Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
QuoteYou check your spot when you are about to leave the plane, just do the same before you sit. geez.
Its almost like some of the girls that I've had this discussion with tended to take blind-flying-butt-leaps onto the toliet and fall in since the seat was up.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."
Jayruss 0
I'll be nice enough to put it up when I go in, caue I don't care if its up or not, you remember to put it down. That makes the deal 50/50, seems fair
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AnnieB 0
I am married to a wonderful man who always puts the seat down and closes the lid. In fact, we're so used to putting the lid down (all three of us) that we automatically do it wherever we go.
After growing up with 6 (yes, six) brothers this is awesome! I can't begin to tell you how many late trips to the bathroom resulted in a wet bumm.
:o)
A sweet sound descends
Through blue skies and clouds above
Whispering my name
After growing up with 6 (yes, six) brothers this is awesome! I can't begin to tell you how many late trips to the bathroom resulted in a wet bumm.
:o)
A sweet sound descends
Through blue skies and clouds above
Whispering my name
If you don't like 'em leaving it up, there is always this option...
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McDuck 0
When I'm conscious and aware, I try to do the polite thing and lift-go-replace. Thankfully, my girfriend has a "pick your battles" policy, and this is never an issue.
Along the same lines, when I was a child, my mother covered the floor of the bathroom my brother and I shared with carpet. CARPET! So, instead of lid issues, you had littleboys with bad aim issues. Did anyone else ever encounter a CARPETED BATHROOM? And does this not seem ludicrous?
Edit: not to hijack this thread or anything.
Along the same lines, when I was a child, my mother covered the floor of the bathroom my brother and I shared with carpet. CARPET! So, instead of lid issues, you had littleboys with bad aim issues. Did anyone else ever encounter a CARPETED BATHROOM? And does this not seem ludicrous?
Edit: not to hijack this thread or anything.
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
Wendy,
#1-Why were you posting here on a great jump day?
#2-Before crossing a street, don't you look?
If there is an unpleasant consequence for my lack of using common sense (looking before),as in crossing a street
or sitting on the john
, I should not be surprised by the consequences. Remember it's wrong to assume.
It IS a lot like spotting!
#1-Why were you posting here on a great jump day?
#2-Before crossing a street, don't you look?
If there is an unpleasant consequence for my lack of using common sense (looking before),as in crossing a street
or sitting on the john, I should not be surprised by the consequences. Remember it's wrong to assume.
It IS a lot like spotting!
Did anyone else ever encounter a CARPETED BATHROOM? And does this not seem ludicrous?
It's right up there with the fuzzy toilet lid cover.
never pull low......unless you are
McDuck 0
QuoteDid anyone else ever encounter a CARPETED BATHROOM? And does this not seem ludicrous?
It's right up there with the fuzzy toilet lid cover.
Yeah, if you're doing more than simple physiological business in there, you really need an office with a comfy chair. Fuzzy toliet seat covers...like a bicycle for a sparrow.
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.
We keep the seats and lids down on both toilets when they're not in use, largely out of concern that our bird could find her way in there and drown.
Blues,
Dave
Blues,
Dave
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Yes, I have to agree with Kevin,.... Fuzzy and toilet seat just don't fit together. Kind of like putting a cutesie cover on a toaster, or a sweater on a dog. Are these things really nesessary guys?... 
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Youguessed right , I have never been married and don't plan on it . Here's how I look at things , if I am getting free milk , why do i need to buy a cow ? I put up with 0 attempts to control me and what I do or don't do . You say she is gonna cut me off I say fine , I'll just find another cow that aint dry at the momentQuoteQuoteAll this is is a control issue of women trying to control their men by forcing them to do what they want .
Guys who have never been married crack me up.I love the "women trying to control their men" thing.
Go ahead, try and use some reason.... you obviously lied when you said my opinion mattered ..."
It is true, you can leave the seat up. You can also suffer for the rest of your natural life.
Guys, these are pointless discussions. If you aren't willing to compromise (do what she says always), then you don't value the relationship.
"women trying to control their men" That still makes me chuckle.
QuoteAll this is is a control issue of women trying to control their men by forcing them to do what they want .
It ties in with the "take the trash out" control issue.
I used to leave the seat up at night when my (ex)wife and I were fighting. I loved that splash sound too. You can stretch saran wrap across the bowl for additional fun.
Ever notice you don't hear a guy complaining about falling into the toilet? Afterall, we need to sit down on them every so often as well. You check your spot when you are about to leave the plane, just do the same before you sit. geez.
you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me....
I WILL fly again.....