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Proof that astrology is bullshit.

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Mine, for Saturday, October 11, 2003.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A5697-2003Oct9.html

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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Winning the admiration of co-workers gives you an ego boost. You may win a prize for something you like to do. It could be fishing, bowling or even skydiving.



BTW, as of today, Friday, October 10, 2003, I have no co-workers.

Fuck 'em.

They had ruined the experience anyway.
quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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I believe the proper term is "downsized".

(Anybody know a good way to make some money being a smart ass?)

BTW and just for the record . . . BEFORE Arnold was Govenor I had a job. Didn't he promise everyone a "terrific job"?

(Ya had to know I wasn't going to let that one by didn't ya?)
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Hey there, did I tell you what a great camera man you are today? Did you also know you won the "most knowledgable cameraman" award? I knew there was something I wanted to tell you.;) BWAAAHHH
"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
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Think of it this way...while your coworkers were downsized, they found your ability to keep your job admirable... :P
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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Welcome to the club Quade. [:/]


Now, my Horrorscope:

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Saturn, affected by lunar influences, brings moodiness and inability to make up your mind. However, it's a good day to attack a problem long in the making. A solution is at hand.


At least mine is kinda close, I solved one problem 'by hand' :D:D
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Think of it this way...while your coworkers were downsized, they found your ability to keep your job admirable... :P



ok i'm confused (no unusual of late) did your department get downsized leaving you alone or did you get cut?
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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You may spend time helping others achieve their objectives. But be on guard against an inflated ego. As a Sagittarius, you usually know what's best!

B|



How true!! B|
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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Quade, sorry to hear it. But we all knew astrology is bunk anyway. ;) Add me to the list of people who'll gladly buy you a beer at the bombshelter.


I prefer the Onion for horoscopes:
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Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20)
It turns out that Andy Warhol overestimated the duration of your fame by about 14 and a half minutes.


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"I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

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Hey, I knew there was a reason I was going to start stalking you, I'm an Aquarius too:)
Even though I'm not a co-worker, you do a kick ass job on video and pictures. Love the one you gave me, it's already framed. And you look good sitting in the back of an Otter, as Wendy and I saw.
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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ok i'm confused (no unusual of late) did your department get downsized leaving you alone or did you get cut?



Gawain, as usual, didn't understand a word I had said. ;)

Two others and myself for a total of three out of a department of about 20. I had worked there since 1974.

On the up side, I can now legitimately say that I'm a professional skydiver
quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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BTW and just for the record . . . BEFORE Arnold was Govenor I had a job. Didn't he promise everyone a "terrific job"?

(Ya had to know I wasn't going to let that one by didn't ya?)



I did misread this...sorry Paul. Bummer...um...but FYI: Arnold is not currently the governor. Gray is up there signing bills and appointing as many ne'erdowells as he can. :P
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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Two others and myself for a total of three out of a department of about 20. I had worked there since 1974.



I'm sorry to hear this quade. It really sucks that after almost 30 years they can just let you go like that.[:/] But I agree with what you said, "Fuck 'em"

I don't know, professional skydiver sounds good though. :ph34r:

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Hey Paul, sorry to hear that. It seems that many are in the same situation over here, but by the way you express it, it seems that you were not happy there either.

I got words of my pinkslip yesterday as well, been waiting for it lately, but at least they want to offer me work as consultant basis maybe 20 or so hours a week, yet I;m lucky for I get a fare severance package, that will allow me to take at least one week or two of vacation....yet I do not have the time...irony that is what life is hitting me with.

Wish you luck and a better future, but most of all happiness in what you set to do!

Blue ones
"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

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Heh, I am not even posting my horror-scope. It would be proof that astrology is not bullshyt. It basically says I have to clean the toliets today and I talk too much. Doh!:)
Quade, I boycott your former employer from now on, fuck'em. After 30 years I bet you didnt even get a mouse watch. >:( ferkin loozers...

The World's Most Boring Skydiver - <-That, they cant take away from you.;)

~AirAnn~

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Yeah, astrology doesn't ring true in some areas where you may think it would.
For one thing; a search of earlier threads revealed this poll which showed Sagittarius, Leo and Pisces as the top three signs in the DZ.com community.
That's two fire signs and one water sign.. in a community that loves the air and yet the air signs only managed 4th place.
Go figure.[:/]

Of course, that poll may merely have indicated that air signs are less likely to participate in polls. :ph34r:

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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Winning the admiration of co-workers gives you an ego boost. You may win a prize for something you like to do. It could be fishing, bowling or even skydiving.



Hey, perhaps your co-workers -do- admire you for your ability to escape! No more weekends burning the midnight oil! Holidays free (including New Years! :)
Those that knew at the DZ were very jealous today as well! Retired at such a young age, and loving it!

Screw the mouse! At least you'll have all the closet skeletons to carry away with you. Nobody will ever be able to fill your shoes.

Have lots of fun finding your dream, whatever it may be...I believe you will excel at anything you try.

Lori

Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon

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Those that knew at the DZ were very jealous today as well! Retired at such a young age, and loving it!

Have lots of fun finding your dream, whatever it may be...I believe you will excel at anything you try.

Lori



WAIT retired, humm sympathy level decreasing you mean you never have to work again in your entire life?

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WAIT retired, humm sympathy level decreasing you mean you never have to work again in your entire life?



I wish!

As usual some folks, myself included, are just trying to put a good spin on this, but the reality is that it sucks pretty hard.

My entire life just took a pretty hard turn.
quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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