jtval 0 #1 May 24, 2002 nipples? I swear I had them on this morning. this is why I never take them off. I always lose them!(ok, sorry but I was bored) but if you find them please mail em back to me. just lick em and stick em to a piece of paper.Life's a bitch, and I'm her Pimp!JThttp://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #2 May 24, 2002 No way. If I find 'em, I'm keeping 'em! pull & flare,lisa"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda sez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #3 May 24, 2002 I haven't seen your nipples, not really looking for them.But OTOH, I haven't seen nearly enough nipples from the DZ.com hotty posse today, or recently for that matter.......CyaDGravity Rat # 37Remember, we can do everything right, and still get hurt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 May 24, 2002 No way. If I find 'em, I'm keeping 'em! -----------------------------------------------------------------OK but if i dont have them by the time I meet you Im looking to see if youre wearing mineLife's a bitch, and I'm her Pimp!JThttp://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #5 May 24, 2002 SPOT CHECK... Okay Everyone!!! Off with the shirts and Show your nips.. We have a lost pair floatin around and we'll have to check EACH and every one (and some of you twice ;) til we find them....One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #6 May 24, 2002 King Missile's "Detachable Penis":I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time: it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time: I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it so I called up the place where the party was. They hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet (because for some reason I leave it there sometimes) but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called some other people from the party but they were no help either.I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed. So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's place where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on.I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but, I don't know. Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #7 May 24, 2002 have you been drinking? The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 May 24, 2002 Justin......is that an excerpt fronm the diary of an alcoholic, butch, lesbian? "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #9 May 24, 2002 Quoteis that an excerpt fronm the diary of an alcoholic, butch, lesbian? Lost your diary again, Clay?And no Skyrose, I haven't been drinking... yet.Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 May 24, 2002 QuoteLost your diary again, Clay?No...but I think your girlfriend just got published...."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #11 May 24, 2002 Are they the sort you have to lick firt before you stick to paper (like postage stamps)=================================I can smell your noodles !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #12 May 24, 2002 JT, thought you had to quit smoking that stuff in the military. If I see them, I'll be sure to return them. If they're sore when you reapply them, why, I had nothing to do with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #13 May 25, 2002 I still haven't found them!Jess-- yes I do have to stop smoking that stuff. but I can still tap the resource that is left over(read flashback)scottishjohn--yea but you can run em under water(PLEASE) you dont have to lick em!hahahLummy-- I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT I HAVE GIRLY NIPPLES! so I think we should start there! wheres Paula!clay- never mind, Ill just encourage you Life's a bitch, and I'm her Pimp!JThttp://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 May 26, 2002 ok I found two candy buttons for now but if anyone sees them please lemme know. I look like a snowman!(dont ask where the carrot is)Life's a bitch, and I'm her Pimp!JThttp://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #15 May 26, 2002 Where is the carrot? In the salad? Being eaten by the rabbits? Ook Ook Ook !! - The Librarian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #16 May 26, 2002 I FOUND THEM.<-------------Somebody was trying to sell them on EBay.comThey are currently selling for 9.99 , if you put a good enough bid in you might get them back.Good luckhttp://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=874570175=================================I can smell your noodles !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #17 May 26, 2002 I any of the nice lady skydivers out there happen to loose their nipples please email me a pic of them and I will search high and low until i find them for you.No job to big or small.=================================I can smell your noodles !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #18 May 26, 2002 If you need help with that... Ook Ook Ook !! - The Librarian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #19 May 26, 2002 If (and it's a very big IF) I get to many repies to handle (ooooo)then you will be the first person i contact.=================================I can smell your noodles !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #20 May 26, 2002 I don't be wanting no sloppy-seconds either !! Ook Ook Ook !! - The Librarian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #21 May 27, 2002 Somebody was trying to sell them on EBay.comThey are currently selling for 9.99 , if you put a good enough bid in you might get them back--------------------------------------------------------------------that just hiliarious. but mine were a little smaller then that. it seems that ppl are losing thier nipples all over the place.Life's a bitch, and I'm her Pimp!JThttp://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #22 May 27, 2002 I think everyone should check there nipples right now...I've got mine, so if they are not yours and there not mine will the real owner stand up and collect their nips.=================================I can smell your noodles !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #23 June 12, 2002 holy shit I found one. I was on the (running)track.I cant pu tit back on though, it looks like it was runover by a football team with cleats...anyone got an extra set i can borrow til I find a permanant pair.Have fun, Live free, SKYDIVE!!http://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasmin 0 #24 June 12, 2002 Well I can lend you mine until the weekend, but then I'll need 'em back: its winter here, and about -18 a height, so with my bits they'll be sorely missed by more than just me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #25 June 12, 2002 I aprreciate the offer JaZ,can you "overnight" them to me? I will get em back to you be froe the weekend...heck I'll even put em in dry ice so they stay cold on the way backHave fun, Live free, SKYDIVE!!http://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
