Casie 0 #1 October 9, 2003 This is pretty funny, so had to share with you. This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and theTwins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.. Damn women drivers ! !~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #2 October 9, 2003 Did no one think this was funny except me????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skymonkey13 0 #3 October 9, 2003 I thought it was "Hilarious" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #4 October 9, 2003 QuoteDid no one think this was funny except me???? crap sexist drivel...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #5 October 9, 2003 Cheese and rice! I'm LMFAO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #6 October 9, 2003 QuoteDid no one think this was funny except me???? It would be funny if it werent so true. For men AND women I get seriously pissed when I see people gabbing on the phone or putting on makeup while they drive. They are risking MY life when they do that. Pay attention when you drive. I think if you do these things while driving, you should be pulled from your car and smaked a few good ones in public for being an idiot. I dont give a crap how good you think you are. You are gonna eventually hurt yourself or someone else. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #7 October 9, 2003 Good, glad I could make someone laugh....it makes ya live longer....................~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #8 October 9, 2003 I tooo get seriously pissed when someone is driving while talking & it's obvious they can't do 2 things at once!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
