freeflygoddess 0 #1 October 2, 2003 Ok in light of the other thread about the world record hoax... How many kittens do you kill daily? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #2 October 2, 2003 That all depends.... is it one kitten per bout or one kitten per orgasm? Either way - LOTS. I'm not much on kittens. Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #3 October 2, 2003 I am not sure if it is per bout or orgasim, maybe AggieDave or Ivan can inform us on that part... I for one will if I can't fall asleep... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 October 2, 2003 Well....let me tell you..there are NO kittens in my neighborhood, and if a cat sees me...it leaves town. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 October 2, 2003 Quoteshut up it is your fault posting those pics anyways It was a pretty calm day, up until that point. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SickMonkey 0 #6 October 2, 2003 I do what can... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 28 #7 October 2, 2003 could anybody tell me what this talk about kitties is all about?The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vonSanta 0 #8 October 2, 2003 Quotecould anybody tell me what this talk about kitties is all about? Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. There's a nice pic with a cute kittie and that text somewhere. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #9 October 2, 2003 HEY.......its your post .......how many do YOU kill RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #10 October 2, 2003 Quotecould anybody tell me what this talk about kitties is all about? see attached"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 28 #11 October 2, 2003 in primary school they used to scare me off with "you'll get pimples" or some other shit like a week spine etc. so my answer to this particular question is: no kitties killed because of me doing this horrible stuff... The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marz 0 #12 October 2, 2003 My dad used to tell me I'd go blind doing that, so i'd tap him on the shoulder and say, "Dad, I'm over HERE!" Marz _________________________________________ Did I just kill another thread? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #13 October 2, 2003 QuoteOk in light of the other thread about the world record hoax... How many kittens do you kill daily? The answer is subjective. It depends on how many pic FFgodess posts that day and wether or not there's been any drinkin' going on.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #14 October 2, 2003 The thought of FreeFlyGoddess and Dove discussing Killing kittens has definitely placed the lives of many additional kittens in serious jeopardy!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #15 October 2, 2003 Ummmmm, we've been here before... I force God to kill a kitten... mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Designer 0 #16 October 2, 2003 Humm,never heard that before!Guess I,m killing 3 or 4 kittens a week now!(lol).Hey,gotta relieve the stress somehow.Plus,it helps me sleep.My ex GF was the greatest at tiring me out for sleep!Hey,Ifin I get another GF I won,t be killing but 1 kitty a week.Ya gotta stay in touch with what ya know.(rotflmao) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessefs 0 #17 October 2, 2003 I like killing kittens at work, it makes me feel more productive. Is that wrong??? <* Spread the Love! *> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #18 October 2, 2003 No. Why would you even ask?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessefs 0 #19 October 2, 2003 As long as someone's not swiping at my ear because they forgot their hair gel... <* Spread the Love! *> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #20 October 2, 2003 Ok who at the 8 liars on my thread? Come on fess up! I know that everyone has had to kill a kitten at least once! Kathryn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #21 October 2, 2003 Actually they were full grown cats..the size of Garfield. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #22 October 2, 2003 It all depends. On average I would say 2 a day. But on non-productive days like this one when I have absolutely nothing to do, and hotties keep posting themselves on the forums...well...my sig tells all Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #23 October 2, 2003 It all depends. On average I would say 2 a day. But on non-productive days like this one when I have absolutely nothing to do, and hotties keep posting themselves on the forums...well...my sig tells all Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #24 October 2, 2003 QuoteAs long as someone's not swiping at my ear because they forgot their hair gel... OMG! Don't ya just luv the hair sticking straight up????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #25 October 2, 2003 QuoteOk who at the 8 liars on my thread? Come on fess up! I know that everyone has had to kill a kitten at least once! Kathryn I killed a whole family of cats looking at the photo you posted on the bum thread . I may kill a few more tonite . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
