Pammi 0 #51 July 31, 2001 QuotePammi & Merrick: Is there reason for congratulations . . . are you telling us something here? You two will make beautiful babies together (1 cutie + 1 cutie = 1 small cutie!)DivaHow sweet! Thank you! Um, well, we're 'practicing' plenty, and are seriously talking about 'getting down to business' after Quincy. Hey, always the skydiver...I figure that way I'd be preggers during the coldest part of the year and could have the baby and be ready to jump again the next summer. LOL! We'll see. My friends here on DZ.com will be the firsts to know if/when we have a little hellion, er, Loveland on the way. Merrick's SCR Ceremony Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #52 July 31, 2001 MICHELE AND CARL: YES I would tell the guy to his face he stinks, he is a JACKASS, nobody likes him and if you saw the way he treated women you wouldn't like him either. He's an idiot and I would tell him so. ___________________________________________________________I think Skreamer was just doing this thread to piss off you sensitive people. I personally don't care how much anybody weighs. I have been battling weight problems my entire life. I think Jason makes some great points here.To everyone else:If you think I am a bitch for making fun of stinky people (I don't care what color you are that makes no difference to me - we're all the same - human) then kiss my ass. You would find I am a very kind person if you met me at the DZ -but if you're going to judge us before you ever meet us then I guess you're not worth it either.April I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #53 July 31, 2001 QuoteMen should pay double. Women's jumps should be free.ROTFL!! YES!! That's what they do at night clubs and nudist camps, after all! Any place where we're horribly outnumbered!!I'm ALL FOR this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alienangel 0 #54 July 31, 2001 LOL...shit...I'll kiss your ass anyway April. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #55 July 31, 2001 QuoteI think Skreamer was just doing this thread to piss off you sensitive people.Ah, knowing Skreamer, I'm sure he was :) He's a shit and he knows it! LOL!Sensitive people? Well, I guess that would be me. I'm the first to admit, I am sensitive ... to others' feelings particularly. I've always considered that a positive trait...*shrug*I'm certainly not pissed off either because I know it's all just screwing around and such. I'm just voicing my opinion that it MIGHT be hurtful to others and I don't think a good laugh need be at the expense of anyone else's feelings.Now, if this were directed to someone I cared about specifically, THEN I'd be very pissed. Directed towards me? Who cares. Hey, Merrick already bought the cow...if I become a 'fat bastard', he's quite simply screwed! I don't have anyone to impress anymore but me :)Prozac anyone? I'm sure I have extras :) hehePMerrick's SCR Ceremony Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #57 July 31, 2001 OK. The answer is simple. When people join your DZ not only should they fill in paperwork etc., they should also be weighed, smelled and generally appraised physically by a team of expert body fascists.The price of their jump tickets will then be calculated based on smelliness, fatness and ugliness.Pretty, toned men will thus score highly on the 'Beauty/ appeal' scale, although they may lose a point or two on the 'Weight' scale if they are really boofed. If they stink (pits/feet/arse/breath/hair), again, lose a couple of points.Same goes for women. Although, since this 'assessment panel' is to be made up entirely of women (me and my mates at my DZ actually - although am yet to run idea past DZOs), they will probly lose a point or two on the 'Beauty/ appeal' level. Making the discrimination equal for both genders...No really..it does!The idea is, of course, to create a perfect new 'race' of skydivers, since we know from previous threads that only skydiver/skydiver love can really work....We thus manage to prevent infiltration from non-filtered (and possibly minging) whuffos. Plus, the ride up to altitude will be filled more often with pretty young men who don't stink too much, as they benefit from their low-cost jump tickets. And maybe some women. Maybe.Brilliant eh? I thank you.Emma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #58 July 31, 2001 Emma, GOD I laughed so hard at that! I literally had to keep from spewing orange juice all over the place! BWAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!Pammi you know I love you girl, and it is OK to be sensitive. Shit you've seen me cry enough times to know that I do have feelings even if I try to hide them on dz.com!! heheAnd, for anyone wanting to kiss my ass: COOL! I love to have it kissed...it feels GOOOOOOD! heheheeee still laughing...body fascists unite!Here's a secret from me: My Tevas smell sometimes...does that count?SisI'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #59 July 31, 2001 QuoteI think Skreamer was just doing this thread to piss off you sensitive people. ah, maybe I'm wrong here but isn't he then considered a TROLL? MarcDid somebody call a medic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #60 July 31, 2001 He IS a troll, have you seen his picture?LOLSisI'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #61 July 31, 2001 QuoteHe IS a troll, have you seen his picture?[hiccuping from laughter]Gimme a high five, Sis!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #62 July 31, 2001 QuoteBut this kinda crap doesn't belong here. take it over to wreck...Hmmm, so now you get to decide what kind of *crap* does belong here? When exactly were you put in charge? Yep, all my 900-odd posts were trolls (anonymous of course)...WillPS I'm not homophobic, I have a gay friend.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #63 July 31, 2001 QuoteHmmm, so now you get to decide what kind of *crap* does belong here? When exactly were you put in charge? Yep, all my 900-odd posts were trolls (anonymous of course)...Just saying that if you are intentionaly trying to get people pissed off and are trying to start a flame war I dont think this is the place to do it. Now as to the fact of you having 900 some odd posts ,am I supposed to be impressed by that?MarcDid somebody call a medic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #64 July 31, 2001 You missed the point. Feel free to continue this privately, or wait until I get back to Sebastian and we can debate the issue then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #65 July 31, 2001 QuotePammi you know I love you girl, and it is OK to be sensitive. Shit you've seen me cry enough times to know that I do have feelings even if I try to hide them on dz.com!! heheI know hun! And I wasn't going to tell that you're actually an incredibly sweet person on here and ruin your image! Geez, I was trying to help ya out! I have to say, though...the dude walking around our DZ with a cutoff tank top and shorts with his belly and crack hangin' out was pretty repulsive! You know who I'm talkin' about April...your boyfriend, the pipe smoker! ROFL! Merrick's SCR Ceremony Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #66 July 31, 2001 Quote trying to start a flame war (in Beavis' voice): FIRE!! FIRE!! FIRE!! FIIIIIRE!!!!!!Hey - lucky for ya'll I'll be going to Quincy next week so you eeeeediots will be free of my posts for six days! Two of the addicts will be gone (me and Pammi) so we'll have to leave it up to Skreamer!Sis (should we start an ALF club over here too?)P.S...Pyke is gay. I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #67 July 31, 2001 QuoteI wasn't going to tell that you're actually an incredibly sweet person on here and ruin your image! well I guess it's too late now! Besides I am only sweet 80% of the time and the rest I am a fucking psychotic whore bitch. and that guy is NOT my boyfriend! EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! God he's irritating! Between you and Merrick I will never live down the night he kept following me everywhere like a dog! And that pipe! WTF?!?! Sis P.S. Pyke is still gay. He took it up the ass at a gay bar last week! (love you, honey!)I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zclubber1 0 #68 July 31, 2001 So if I look good, but I sweat(it is hot out there all day, after all), I smoke(I do so enjoy smoking), and have a beer belly(can't help it, love beer), does that mean I get to go on every load but the ugly one???? Killer!!!!-can't you trip like I do-Clubber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #69 July 31, 2001 yup, everything Sis says is true!!! I am gay, and I can't help it! "I love my dead gay son!!(movie - anyone?)and to everyone else re: the sensitivity of this thread...JESUS YAWEH MOHAMMED CHRIST!!!!! If you any of you have noticed from the time that /s has been on this forum, he is full of shit 110% of the time and only says something truthful and constructive 80% of the time....so get over it. If you couldn't tell that this was a joke from the very beginning...then you all need to go back to page 20+ and read EVERY post since...maybe then you will lighten up.I think chicks with BIG ASS BOOBIES should pay more...after all...they don't help them float in water, so what the hell good are they in an airplane!!![dons his suit of flame retardant and steps into the fire]thptrppththphtpthttptrrrphthttpthttthphphhhthtttpt!Kahurangi e Mahearangi,Pyke NZPF A - 2584USPA C- ????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alienangel 0 #70 July 31, 2001 Boobies that look like big asses???Holy shit.I suppose they do a bit though - some of them....as long as they don't smell like an ass or have bum cheese though...LET 'EM ALL IN!!!AA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #71 July 31, 2001 QuoteI love my dead gay son!!Heathers, which extensively utilized dark humor and irony. Much like this thread! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zelda 0 #72 July 31, 2001 Quoteyup, everything Sis says is true!!! I am gay, and I can't help it! "I love my dead gay son!!(movie - anyone?)Heathers. Do you owe me beer now? -zelda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #73 July 31, 2001 I heard Pyke is giving out free blowjobs on the corner of Martin Luther King Blvd. in downtown Atlanta. He's got no car and spends all his money on gay porno so he has to DO something to earn his ride home from work!! I heard he swallows, too so get in line, guys!! SisI'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberskydive 0 #74 July 31, 2001 I thought that one of those two guys I saw behind the Marta bus stop looked familiar C-28534http://www.sunraydesigns.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #75 July 31, 2001 QuoteIf you any of you have noticed from the time that /s has been on this forum, he is full of shit 110% of the time and only says something truthful and constructive 80% of the time....so get over it. I don't know what to say, I didn't know you cared.../sPS 110% AND 80%??? Dumbass! Dumb(gay)ass!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
