Skymonkey13 0 #1 September 25, 2003 Now, i hesitated to post this because i know the first thing i am going to hear is that this is Photoshopped. And i don't blame you, because i would say the same thing if i didn't know better. "I will swear on my son,s life that this is a actual photo. I have been looking for this pic for years, and i finally found it today by accident. This pic was taken 21 years ago at a feed store in Grove OK. I was there when the pic was taken, but i was to was big of a chickensh*t to get close enough to it. (So yes, a girl took this pic) It was on a 100 pound bag of some kind of dog food, i believe. If you look , you will see that some of these spiders actually have a face. This one looks like he is wearing a cheap wig, with a Go-tee. And i swear this pic is real. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 September 25, 2003 dude that is just fucking sick! I hate those creepy crawly bastards! die die! Cool pic anyways. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #3 September 25, 2003 I like how it looks like he just slaughtered someone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skymonkey13 0 #4 September 25, 2003 Quotedude that is just fucking sick! I hate those creepy crawly bastards! die die! Cool pic anyways. Why do you think the girl had to take the pic? Because i would crawl through a Lions Den Naked with a Pork Chop on my back before i would touch a Spider. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #5 September 25, 2003 here is my spider... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skymonkey13 0 #6 September 25, 2003 Quotehere is my spider... Do you mean your "PET", your crazy... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futurehighflyer 0 #7 September 25, 2003 i now have ARACHNOPHOBIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(spelling) Its gonna take more than bug spray for that MO FO!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #8 September 25, 2003 Quotehere is my spider... note to self: ...dont piss of he FFgodess... may send trained attack trantula after me...Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #9 September 25, 2003 Quotecreepy crawly bastards! die die! Cool After 21 years I think we're safeMy grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #10 September 25, 2003 That was one of my favorite movies as a kid! I'm not a huge fan of spiders, but I'm not afraid of em. What REALLY freaks me out is when I run into a spiderweb and it all sticks to my face....ughh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #11 September 26, 2003 If you think fluffy is scarey, check out Inida my brother's pet... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #12 September 26, 2003 QuoteQuotecreepy crawly bastards! die die! Cool After 21 years I think we're safe ohh.. that was close! damn... I was scared there for a min. But what if it reproduced? Damnit... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skymonkey13 0 #13 September 26, 2003 QuoteIf you think fluffy is scarey, check out Inida my brother's pet... I think thats cute. I would much rather pet that, than even be in the same room as the spider. I'm not afraid of snakes, but spiders and bees scare the hell out of me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #14 September 26, 2003 India is cute now but wait till about a year from now. No really she is a cutie. My brother is a magician and works for Kirby Van Birch and they have lots of exotic animals. Most of the time they are all well behaved. However, Fluffy is sweet and wouldn't hurt a fly, now mice on the other hand is a differnt story... Oh wait but here is the scariest of my pets...Megan!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #15 September 26, 2003 Spiders Rock! They're a sign of good fortune, and they eat the stuff that pesters us...like mosquitoes, mice, flying insects...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #16 September 26, 2003 dude. thats not a pet! is a lifestyle! Does it bite? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #17 September 26, 2003 Yes Megan has been known to bite her big brother when she is mad at him. However, that is not the scariest part about taking care of the Megan...it is the smelly diapers and the getting up in the middle of the night and they way she loves to drink my father's beer...That is scarey, she is only 15 months and already a beeraholic and she BASEs off the back of the couch and my dad's lazyboy chair... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #18 September 26, 2003 sweet. I can only hope for my kid to be that cool! If I ever have any. but it will probably kill me. Im mean, I dont know how my parents to go all exorcist and rip my head off and shit down my neck. I was very, lets call it, uncooperative. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #19 September 26, 2003 I'm surprised no one has commented on the double entendre in the subject line... are you all un-perving??? No way... Man, thanks for posting that. Now I won't sleep at all. I hate those fuckers. Had a HUGE one in my garden the other day, was all black w/ bright yellow stripes, just hanging on the web it weaved the night before. It's ass was so huge... but then, a couple days later, it was like it was on slim fast or something, the ass was gone! Great... it's laid it's children spiders somewhere in my garden. That bitch. So I killed her w/ wasp spray. Die. Bitch. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andy2 0 #20 September 26, 2003 spiders are cool looking but them and centipedes (i guess flies and miskeeters) are the only things I'll kill on sight. I love em, but being stung or bit sucks. Fuck them little fuckers. Word up. There was a spider at out DZ that was huge that we'd throw live grasshoppers into his web and watch him suck the juice out of em and wrap them up. Crazy! --------------------------------------------- let my inspiration flow, in token rhyme suggesting rhythm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #21 September 26, 2003 Quotespiders are cool looking but them and centipedes (i guess flies and miskeeters) are the only things I'll kill on sight. I love em, but being stung or bit sucks. Fuck them little fuckers. Word up. There was a spider at out DZ that was huge that we'd throw live grasshoppers into his web and watch him suck the juice out of em and wrap them up. Crazy! thats just the rizzle dizzle! Right on! Die Die, overly leggy critters! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #22 September 26, 2003 That's right... fuck those fuckers. Word up. Here's a pick that our beloved Michele took when she and Muenkel where visiting me in Tennessee... It's a nasty fucker indeed... but we didn't kill it... it was too purty. It was about 4-5 inches long. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #23 September 26, 2003 DIE DIE Yeah yeah yeah huh huh DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #24 September 26, 2003 My man, that is what is locally called a "wolf-spider" and you can hear them when they walk. Buying this house in Antioch, cured me of many phobias, cause I just couldn't afford to move out. spiders, fucking SCORPIONS, and the like. Nice photo. Those ones actually make a noise when you kill them. I actually killed one with a Beeman pellet gun in my garage a couple years ago. They f&cking growl. Yicky poo. Uck. Nasty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #25 September 26, 2003 Quote DIE DIE Yeah yeah yeah huh huh DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! huh-huh ha-huh It died. huh-huh huh-huh. anyways youre in TN huh? coming to WTS for the Halloween boogie?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
