sunshine 2 #51 September 27, 2003 I think i'm in love with Turtle.... Mine would be something like this: SWF. Freefly chick that loves jumping. I'm a damn good packer and love to pack for my sweetie. I'm fast enough at it to make sure you make the next load. And i'm a rigger too!! I'm an excellent cook. I love sex and i enjoy waking my man up with a Good Morning BJ. I understand that gifts etc are a waste of money...all money should be spent on jump tickets!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycutie 0 #52 September 27, 2003 Great ad! Here goes mine: SWF seeking for a guy with this qualifications: SWM. Freefly dude that loves jumping. Who's a damn good packer and love to pack for his sweetie, who's fast enough at it to make sure she makes it to the next load. And a rigger too!! Who's an excellent cook and loves sex. And understands that all gifts aren't a waste of money...And who loves to spend some time down under MEN: you can't live with 'em, you can't shoot 'em, but you can act psychotic and keep 'em off balance. HISPA #10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #53 September 27, 2003 QuoteI think i'm in love with Turtle.... Mine would be something like this: SWF. Freefly chick that loves jumping. I'm a damn good packer and love to pack for my sweetie. I'm fast enough at it to make sure you make the next load. And i'm a rigger too!! I'm an excellent cook. I love sex and i enjoy waking my man up with a Good Morning BJ. I understand that gifts etc are a waste of money...all money should be spent on jump tickets!! So,ummm,when we gettin hitched?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #54 September 27, 2003 QuoteSo,ummm,when we gettin hitched? Wow, you're so romantic. Just so you know, what i wrote is actually all true. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RippedCord 0 #55 September 27, 2003 QuoteQuoteSo,ummm,when we gettin hitched? Wow, you're so romantic. Just so you know, what i wrote is actually all true. Hmmph...here's what I'm hearin' don't feel much like dancin' Some man's gone, he's tried to run my life Don't know what he's askin' He tells me I'd better get in line Can't hear what he's sayin' When I grow up, I'm gonna make it mine These ain't dues I been payin' AMDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #56 September 27, 2003 Quote Done this before? Actually no, I've just seen enough of these in newspapers (It's amazing how much time you can waste reading classifieds when bored) What abbreviations people use to save $.03 is amazing. It's like a whole other language, kind of like military acronyms. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #57 September 27, 2003 QuoteQuote...posessing at least a modicum of common sense, and an intense desire to please me. Is it proper use have mutually exclusive demands? Bwahaha!! That's why I only require a modicum- it leaves enough wiggle room to worship me... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #58 September 27, 2003 Quotepleased to meet you. i dont mean to toot my horn in meeting all your criteria, but "beep beep" QuoteDO YOU KNOW THIS WOMAN?: smiley, bitchy, overly-sexual, too-damn-smart-for-her-own-good, hyper-active, silly, wacko, never-in-the-kitchen woman with no loot, who sought nothing more than my renaissance personality and charming wit...? SWM, 29, offers REWARD in jump tickets for her quick return! Have we met? LOL! Actually, I wouldn't say 'bitchy' as much as 'feisty', 'smart-alecky', and 'teasing'. The rest is pretty accurate... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #59 September 27, 2003 QuoteBwahaha!! That's why I only require a modicum- it leaves enough wiggle room to worship me... That's the way that I look at it. The person should have a general control over their life, but still be able to make poor enough decisions to choose to date me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #60 September 27, 2003 QuoteThat's the way that I look at it. The person should have a general control over their life, but still be able to make poor enough decisions to choose to date me. buddhamind.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyflyeratwood 0 #61 September 28, 2003 shit... I'm out. I'm an asshole! Ever stop to think and forget to start again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
