firecracker 0 #1 September 26, 2003 a dz.com dating service because normal boy bore me ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 September 26, 2003 i think there is already one of those. just post "I need a cool, sexy date" and see what happens! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #3 September 26, 2003 Ummm... I think Talkback is the place of hookups. Many people on here owe or have paid HH Pimp fees Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 September 26, 2003 I've learned my lesson. I will never date anyone i meet on dz.com again!! HH owes me pain and suffering fees!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #5 September 26, 2003 QuoteI've learned my lesson. I will never date anyone i meet on dz.com again!! HH owes me pain and suffering fees!! You'd charge HH for your services? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #6 September 26, 2003 you have one of the funniest siggy lines ever. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #7 September 26, 2003 QuoteI've learned my lesson. I will never date anyone i meet on dz.com again!! HH owes me pain and suffering fees!! Can I put some money on that? and w/ all these great guys out there?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #8 September 26, 2003 What if you're sick of men cause they all suck ass but would like some noncommital sex? Can we have a thread like that? Or is that what boogies are for? Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #9 September 26, 2003 QuoteWhat if you're sick of men cause they all suck ass but would like some noncommital sex? Can we have a thread like that? Where do I apply Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #10 September 26, 2003 QuoteWhat if you're sick of men cause they all suck ass but would like some noncommital sex? Can we have a thread like that? Or is that what boogies are for? Hop in your car, travel north a bit, then hang a left. When you get to Santa Ana...stop. No thread needed. See how easy that is? So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #11 September 26, 2003 See? That's the great thing about noncommital sex. No application needed. The act is the "application" and if it sucks then you just move on to the next one (after finishing yourself off first) Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #12 September 26, 2003 I put 7,000 miles on my car over the last 4 months - lotsa that for a guy. From now on sex will have to cum to me or be local. I got plenty o' batteries and no one, I repeat NO ONE, does me as well as I do me. Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #13 September 26, 2003 You could play school and teach others Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #14 September 26, 2003 QuoteI put 7,000 miles on my car over the last 4 months - lotsa that for a guy. From now on sex will have to cum to me or be local. I got plenty o' batteries and no one, I repeat NO ONE, does me as well as I do me. hell yea! Nobody knows how I like it but me! you rock! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #15 September 26, 2003 So you like the teacher thing eh? I could pull that off. Wanna spend detention with me? Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 September 26, 2003 QuoteWhat if you're sick of men cause they all suck ass but would like some noncommital sex? Can we have a thread like that? Or is that what boogies are for? Thats what other chicks are for. We don't need no men!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #17 September 26, 2003 Detention with the "Sex Ed." teacher...yeah sure, what time? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #18 September 26, 2003 Yeah - that's it! I need some sunshine in my life. So - how you doin'? Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #19 September 26, 2003 All i need is dove, dove....Dove is all i need. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #20 September 26, 2003 Dove, dove me do! Hey! That's not a bad idea! Here we go again! I'll check ya'll tomorrow. I gots something to do. Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fast 0 #21 September 26, 2003 QuoteWhat if you're sick of men cause they all suck ass but would like some noncommital sex? Can we have a thread like that? Or is that what boogies are for? I really need to meet more women like you!~D Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me. Swooping is taking one last poke at the bear before escaping it's cave - davelepka Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #22 September 26, 2003 QuoteAll i need is dove, dove....Dove is all i need. can I get an AMEN?!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 September 26, 2003 QuoteI've learned my lesson. I will never date anyone i meet on dz.com again!! HH owes me pain and suffering fees!! Do you have one of those outfits with the spike heels and the whip? Is that what caused HH all the pain and suffering? How much do you charge? Would you take a check? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 September 26, 2003 QuoteDo you have one of those outfits with the spike heels and the whip? Is that what caused HH all the pain and suffering? How much do you charge? Would you take a check? Actually i do have one of those outfits. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #25 September 26, 2003 Remember at Rantoul when Liz was walking around selling those "Tinglers"? They look like wire spiders that you massage someones scalp with. Bought one, awesome. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
