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Stinking Valentines Day

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Because she is a cunning devious little girl


Find me one girl who isn't!

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Check out my new pic. I found a pic of bubbles sitting at the table with her oatmeal too.


Well now there's just some pervert under the table going up her skirt! Jesus! Who looks that fucking happy eating oatmeal?? I eat oatmeal, and it sure as hell has never had that kind of effect on me!
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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this is the happy VDay story thread. Content should include chocolate, gifts, BJs (or albino bunny kisses if you wish to call it that), skydiving, or butt-grabs



You forgot oatmeal cooling.

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Sorry everyone has such bad feelings towards Valentine's Day....But I rather love seeing that day come around. Married my hubby (Don-Skydiver51) on Valentine's Day, 1999 in Las Vegas---
Yeeaaaah Baabbbyyyy! ;)


Next time you have to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before.

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I hate most all of these holidays, it's like to give more on one special day, you have to hold back on others.

Give your all, every day, for tommorrow you may be dead!

I do admit, however, that I will succumb to the pressure, buy a card, send her flowers to work (chicks just love lording that stuff over each other) and see if I can get a sitter for dinner. It just seems more like an opportunity to screw up rather than a real celebration of romance.

We don't get that day off, do we?:P

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Your confusing Valentines Day for normal people with Valentines Day for skydivers.
Valentines Day for skydivers is all about going to the dz and give kiss passes;)


There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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Am I the last of the romantic's left on this planet?




nope there are a few of us left....you just have to know where to look....

and if ya want to live vicariously through me you can....but that experiance would just be surfing dz.com on that day......

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cunning devious little girl. And she will lure you into her web, seduce you and when she goes down on you


Uh oh...looks like Wildblue's going to jail for his involvement with minors!


i always wondered if the PPGs would grow up to look like the sailor moon chickies :)
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I dont remember a good v-day....
guess i should look at wtf i'm doin wrong.....



I can help you list all the things you're doin wrong. While i'm at it i'll insult and verbally abuse you too!!:D

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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I've never been a huge fan of Valentine's day. I would rather my b/f or whoever do something special for no reason. Anyway - I would rather get a bunch of carnations or other flowers rather than roses - they die too quick.



"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

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trick to keeping roses: cut 'em fresh & immediately put them in a vase of water. Drop an aspirin into the water. (I'm not sure why, the aspirin seems to provide something that sustains the roses)

oh and I agree with the previous post that said Valentines day is just an opportunity to screw up, rather than romantic. I once bought a gf a box of Godiva chocolates for Valentines day...weeks later she told me she was very disappointed with my choice of a gift... story of my life, really.:P

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I would never say that any gift was a bad choice to anyone. If they thought of a gift on their own, took the time to get it, that means the world to me. To me it really is just the thought. It means so much more to me when I get flowers or anything on a regular day or if I was having a bad day. To me this really shows that the person was thinking about you because they wanted to and not because it's a holiday.



"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

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