wmw999 2,537 #51 January 23, 2003 What I both like and hate most about Valentine's day is the 15th, when all the chocolate goes on sale for half price. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #52 January 23, 2003 Quote Quote I give flowers to women (well, only Stacy and Skymama) all the time. Yeah, right! It must have been disguised as that Egg McMuffin you bought me. Guys, do you see how it is? Take a woman out for a meal and what happens? Gratitude? Not. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #53 January 23, 2003 For the last time--it was a bunny rabbit. Not an albino penis! And yeah, you should be afaird of the PPG's. You don't want to piss us off!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #54 January 23, 2003 Quote Not an albino penis! It wasn't? Why was she sucking a rabbit, then?There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #55 January 23, 2003 Quote See if I grab you a$$ next time I see you Rats. I guess I understand. No flowers and I lose my stalker even. Are the good ole days gone when you could rely on a good butt-grabbing from a skychickie bud? Nothing like a good grope to improve my self-esteem. I mean, for my mental health alone, seems like a little hon help me out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #56 January 23, 2003 Because the rabbit proved to be deserving of her affections. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #57 January 23, 2003 Hmm...I got a rig my first Valentines with Merrick. I don't hate V'day so much Pam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #58 January 23, 2003 Quote ***hey, i'd settle for the little fake plastic 7-11 flowers...but i doubt i'll even get one those this year __________________________________________________ I dated this dude that used to seriously buy me those every time we'd fight...never the real deal, always the fake ones...for the life of me I can't figure out why we're not still together. x's and o's, Hol :) Just trying to figure out the new ettiquette... If a guy is dating a girl with fake boobies, is it ok to give her fake flowers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #59 January 23, 2003 Quote Quote Yeah, right! It must have been disguised as that Egg McMuffin you bought me. Bwahhhhhh!!!! Notice how he has agreed to donate a new Mirage to me?......like when pigs fly! LOL I guess the whole "flying pig" description has been applied from time to time, but only after I consumed mass quantities of bourbon. Normally, I am quite shy and sincere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #60 January 23, 2003 QuoteIt seems that I can't drive down the road without passing a million flower shops, porn shops or jewelry stores promoting my most and least favorite day of the year. Porn Store Valentine would be a great band name. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #61 January 23, 2003 Quote Quote I couldn't help but notice the new icon....looks like you're throwing up. You obviously don't have an active enough immagination....or maybe you aren't as demented as Wildblue. It's probably not Wildblues fault. His woman has led him down the path of evil thoughts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #62 January 23, 2003 Quote Just trying to figure out the new ettiquette... If a guy is dating a girl with fake boobies, is it ok to give her fake flowers? and if a guy buys me fake flowers, is it okay to just fake it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #63 January 23, 2003 QuoteIt's probably not Wildblues fault. His woman has led him down the path of evil thoughts. You might be right....he has been seeming pessimistic and "healthy" lately.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #64 January 23, 2003 well it's hard to be afaird of the PPG's when one looks like she needs to pee really bad, and the other (when she's not blowing albino penises) is getting sick at the breakfast table! TG is the only one that looks mean... I wouldn't fuck with her!it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #65 January 23, 2003 Worst Valentines day: Spent it in court getting a restraining order on a very bad choice in boyfriends...but the highlight was watching him get served in the courthouse by a really petite lady sheriff's deputy. He spluttered and spit and cursed and ranted and raved (I swear I heard him growl, too) and he had to walk away, 'cause she had a gun and was standing right next to me. Sigh. Alone again this year. So I'll buy myself some flowers, and get a nice bottle of wine, and treat myself well. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #66 January 23, 2003 Quotewhen one looks like she needs to pee really bad, That does describe me pretty well.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #67 January 23, 2003 Ok. She is not getting sick at the breakfast table. SHE IS COOLING HER OATMEAL. And you know what?? She can also turn a wet floor into a skating rink to fend off the bad guys...So you know why you don't want to fuck with her?? Because she is a cunning devious little girl. And she will lure you into her web, seduce you and when she goes down on you she will use that icy breath against your balls and they will shatter on the floor like a fragile ice sculpture! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #68 January 23, 2003 Quotecunning devious little girl. And she will lure you into her web, seduce you and when she goes down on you Uh oh...looks like Wildblue's going to jail for his involvement with minors!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #69 January 23, 2003 Quote Quote Just trying to figure out the new ettiquette... If a guy is dating a girl with fake boobies, is it ok to give her fake flowers? and if a guy buys me fake flowers, is it okay to just fake it? It's always ok for a woman to fake the big O. They just do that because they think guys care. Besides, when they start all that back-arching and screaming, it is just too strenuous on me. Geez, who can concentrate with all that thrashing going on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #70 January 23, 2003 At least you haven't been asked to marry someone on Valentines and when you said no had them bust your lip twice. To this day I still refer to that manic depressive as the PSYCHO BITCH FROM HELL! That was 7 years ago. CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #71 January 23, 2003 QuoteOk. She is not getting sick at the breakfast table. SHE IS COOLING HER OATMEAL. Check out my new pic. I found a pic of bubbles sitting at the table with her oatmeal too. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #72 January 23, 2003 QuoteAt least you haven't been asked to marry someone on Valentines and when you said no had them bust your lip twice. To this day I still refer to that manic depressive as the PSYCHO BITCH FROM HELL! umm...okay...you win the bad valentine's day story contest Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #73 January 23, 2003 lol! My officemate just gave me a dirty look cuz that made me giggle! Is your oatmeal ok, or do you need me to cool it for you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #74 January 23, 2003 So... you've tried the "ice cube" trick, huh? I saw that little hidden message. Yeah, baby! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #75 January 23, 2003 Quote Quote At least you haven't been asked to marry someone on Valentines and when you said no had them bust your lip twice. To this day I still refer to that manic depressive as the PSYCHO BITCH FROM HELL! umm...okay...you win the bad valentine's day story contest That's another thread, this is the happy VDay story thread. Content should include chocolate, gifts, BJs (or albino bunny kisses if you wish to call it that), skydiving, or butt-grabs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
