happythoughts 0 #26 September 24, 2003 Thanks for posting some info on the inner workings of the Womens Forum. Due to copious volumes of testosterone, the greenies specifically barred from even reading it. I was wondering what they were up to. I was hoping that they were swapping sandwich recipes. A woman should know how to make me a good sammich. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #27 September 24, 2003 In before the ... something, something, I forget the rest ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #28 September 24, 2003 After she gives you a BJ? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #29 September 24, 2003 QuoteI love you in a lezzer way, too. SCORE! I'm gonna get some hot girl-on-girl action! I love you back in a lezzer way too, Jessica. You too, Sunshine! Now where are my Birks? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #30 September 24, 2003 Ah, truth. I can see that this new forum was provided a plethora of knowledge. Mmm... sammich... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #31 September 24, 2003 QuoteI love you in a lezzer way, too. -------------------------------------------------------- SCORE! I'm gonna get some hot girl-on-girl action! I love you back in a lezzer way too, Jessica. You too, Sunshine! Now where are my Birks? Woohoo, we add Rosa and we got a Lezzer Fest going on!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #32 September 24, 2003 Rebecca, I'm hurt. You forgot to include me...in my outfit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #33 September 24, 2003 QuoteSCORE! I'm gonna get some hot girl-on-girl action! I yell that same thing during Womens NBA games. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #34 September 24, 2003 QuoteRebecca, I'm hurt. You forgot me to include me...in my outfit. HEY! you said you wore that for your man. Not for your lezzie lovers. Pick a sex and stick with it!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #35 September 24, 2003 QuoteIn Women's Only, we all like to discuss how best to please our men. For example, these attached pictures demonstrate how I think we should all greet our boyfriends and husbands after the big, burly men come home from a long day at the office. (See pictures attached, please.) I have my outfit ready, but I was going to ask the other "bean-flicking oestrogen-afflicted lezzers", how I, too, could get my hair to look like picture #2. Ladies, any suggestions? Naw, to many clothes, and way to hard to remove them. I present for your consideration the idea of wearing: A nice sheer semi see-thru body suit, crotchless of course. And met us at the door with a light kiss, and a note saying to follow you to the dining room table. Let us help you take the body suit off, if there is the self control for it, otherwise just kneel down, and start taking care of buisness. was that too sexist?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #36 September 24, 2003 QuoteRebecca, I'm hurt. You forgot me to include me...in my outfit. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ HEY! you said you wore that for your man. Not for your lezzie lovers. Pick a sex and stick with it! OK, fine. I have NEVER, will NEVER and have no desire to ever "WEAR BIRKENSTOCKS". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #37 September 24, 2003 Well, we could talk about douche's and douche bags, and periods, and all that other good female stuff in talk back if you like, or like Vallerina said, we can just bleed on you. JudyBe kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #38 September 24, 2003 QuoteNow where are my Birks? You left them under my bed!Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #39 September 24, 2003 Sunny makes me want to wear birks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildblue 7 #40 September 24, 2003 ... the feminine hygiene ads song is now stuck in my head.... "it's on every station, sweeping 'cross the nation, feminine hygiene ads"it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jlmiracle 7 #41 September 24, 2003 Quote... the feminine hygiene ads song is now stuck in my head.... "it's on every station, sweeping 'cross the nation, feminine hygiene ads" Cherokee hair tampons are the most absorbant. Feeling fresh?Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #42 September 24, 2003 QuoteQuoteNow where are my Birks? You left them under my bed! Silly me... oh, and while we're on the subject, have you gotten my thong off the ceiling fan yet, or are you going to leave it there a while longer, you know, as a reminder... QuoteRebecca, I'm hurt. You forgot me to include me...in my outfit. UGH! How stupid of me! Rosa, honey, you are totally included, birks or no birks, french maid outfit or no... wait... um, keep the outfit... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jdog 0 #43 September 24, 2003 Bleed away, I have my red wings Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jlmiracle 7 #44 September 24, 2003 QuoteBleed away, I have my red wings congratulations!Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyminxx 0 #45 September 24, 2003 I have this framed, in my kitchen..lest I forget mytrue place Please note girls, we shoudl only be a *little gay* The Good Wife’s Guide (taken from "Housekeeping Monthly," May 13, 1955) • Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time, for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed. • Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. • Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. • Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. • Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dustcloth over the tables. • Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction. • Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children’s hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. • Be happy to see him. • Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him. • Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first- remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours. • Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax. • Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order, and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit. • Don’t greet him with complaints and problems. • Don’t complain if he’s home late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day. • Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. • Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice. • Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him. • A good wife always knows her place. You are led through your lifetime by the inner learning creature, the playful spiritual being that is your real self.-Richard Bach Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFKING 4 #46 September 24, 2003 QuoteCherokee hair tampons are the most absorbant. THERE'S a visual I didn't need today. Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bodypilot90 0 #47 September 24, 2003 Quote• A good wife always knows her place. only thing they left out was "love honor and obey" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rehmwa 2 #48 September 24, 2003 Ack - Who wants a wife like that? ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyminxx 0 #49 September 24, 2003 Hence: No longer that wife (yes those emoticons are addictive!) you still here Rehm..dont you have work to do? You are led through your lifetime by the inner learning creature, the playful spiritual being that is your real self.-Richard Bach Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnischalke 0 #50 September 24, 2003 Ya know, I read this with hope and was filled with joy by the time I reached the end. I had realized there must be a woman out there like this!!!! If this had been written by a man, which was my original presumption, there would have been at least one reference to "greet him with oral pleasures" or something. But no! Not one blowjob reference! This thing's legit!!! Praise jesus! My personal favorite: "Don’t complain if he’s home late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day." --wonderful advice for any wife! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
wildblue 7 #40 September 24, 2003 ... the feminine hygiene ads song is now stuck in my head.... "it's on every station, sweeping 'cross the nation, feminine hygiene ads"it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #41 September 24, 2003 Quote... the feminine hygiene ads song is now stuck in my head.... "it's on every station, sweeping 'cross the nation, feminine hygiene ads" Cherokee hair tampons are the most absorbant. Feeling fresh?Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #42 September 24, 2003 QuoteQuoteNow where are my Birks? You left them under my bed! Silly me... oh, and while we're on the subject, have you gotten my thong off the ceiling fan yet, or are you going to leave it there a while longer, you know, as a reminder... QuoteRebecca, I'm hurt. You forgot me to include me...in my outfit. UGH! How stupid of me! Rosa, honey, you are totally included, birks or no birks, french maid outfit or no... wait... um, keep the outfit... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdog 0 #43 September 24, 2003 Bleed away, I have my red wings Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #44 September 24, 2003 QuoteBleed away, I have my red wings congratulations!Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyminxx 0 #45 September 24, 2003 I have this framed, in my kitchen..lest I forget mytrue place Please note girls, we shoudl only be a *little gay* The Good Wife’s Guide (taken from "Housekeeping Monthly," May 13, 1955) • Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time, for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed. • Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. • Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. • Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. • Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dustcloth over the tables. • Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction. • Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children’s hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. • Be happy to see him. • Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him. • Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first- remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours. • Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax. • Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order, and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit. • Don’t greet him with complaints and problems. • Don’t complain if he’s home late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day. • Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. • Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice. • Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him. • A good wife always knows her place. You are led through your lifetime by the inner learning creature, the playful spiritual being that is your real self.-Richard Bach Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #46 September 24, 2003 QuoteCherokee hair tampons are the most absorbant. THERE'S a visual I didn't need today. Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #47 September 24, 2003 Quote• A good wife always knows her place. only thing they left out was "love honor and obey" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #48 September 24, 2003 Ack - Who wants a wife like that? ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyminxx 0 #49 September 24, 2003 Hence: No longer that wife (yes those emoticons are addictive!) you still here Rehm..dont you have work to do? You are led through your lifetime by the inner learning creature, the playful spiritual being that is your real self.-Richard Bach Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #50 September 24, 2003 Ya know, I read this with hope and was filled with joy by the time I reached the end. I had realized there must be a woman out there like this!!!! If this had been written by a man, which was my original presumption, there would have been at least one reference to "greet him with oral pleasures" or something. But no! Not one blowjob reference! This thing's legit!!! Praise jesus! My personal favorite: "Don’t complain if he’s home late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day." --wonderful advice for any wife! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
