freeflyanvil 0 #1 September 15, 2003 Ok, so here's the story. We're chillin' in the hanger on the weekend in between jumps, and someone spots this bag of brownies. To make a long story short, a couple of us ended up eating the whole fricken' bag. So what, right? Well, we come to find out that a couple little children had left the brownies there for a few minutes, in hopes of returning to finish them off. Ok, so nobody has the balls to tell these little girls that us bunch of pigs ate them, so we came up with a simple solutions, which was to stage the attached picture and leave it in the place of the brownies. We think that the girls were crying laterVid "stons fal, evrysing fals, but doesnt on purpos change its flite pas an positioning..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #2 September 15, 2003 Of course you are bad people, taking brownies from little girls! But covering your tracks with the picture of the cat was pure brilliance. I'd call it a wash, since the brownies probably would have rotted the kids teeth and ruined their appetites anyhow. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kiltboy 0 #3 September 15, 2003 You could at least have went on a candy run. My god man spend a couple of bucks..... David Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #4 September 15, 2003 Geez. That's worse than stealing candy from a baby. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Bet that's the last time those girls leave something yummy laying around the dz unattended. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #5 September 15, 2003 That was a GENIUS solution. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #6 September 15, 2003 thats low... now if it was beer or something then it would be ok.... but just plain old brownies... its a good thing you were bigger then them... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #7 September 15, 2003 Yeah, candy, or cokes, or twinkies or something. Even if you didn't want to admit it, you could say that you felt bad for their loss and replaced it w/ something else. Cat thing though...heh...Nice!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drewboo 0 #8 September 15, 2003 Loved the cat idea....as Ivan said purr genius.. i kinda go by the 10 second rule anyway...food left unattended for 10 secs at the dz is fair game.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #9 September 15, 2003 Quotei kinda go by the 10 second rule anyway... You are very generous, I give only 5 secs __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyanvil 0 #10 September 15, 2003 >>but just plain old brownies... << no no no, they werent just plain old brownies... they were the nice bite size chewy ones. mmmmmVid "stons fal, evrysing fals, but doesnt on purpos change its flite pas an positioning..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #11 September 15, 2003 I think there is a brownie = little girl joke in there somewhere, but I cannot find it. At very least, who do they think took the picture?-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #12 September 15, 2003 Quote>>but just plain old brownies... << no no no, they werent just plain old brownies... they were the nice bite size chewy ones. mmmmm mmmm... bite sizes chewy brownies... theres a funny story about that. Errrr, nevermind.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyanvil 0 #13 September 15, 2003 >>At very least, who do they think took the picture? << not sure, but I just got a call from one of the other people involved, and they said they found the message "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID" written on their bathroom floor in kitty litterVid "stons fal, evrysing fals, but doesnt on purpos change its flite pas an positioning..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cassie828 0 #14 September 15, 2003 Hey - you can't just say you have a funny story and then not tell us... not cool."Drink life as it comes - straight, no chaser." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #15 September 15, 2003 OK ok... see there was this halloween party... and a hot tub... and it seems that there was the particularly beautiful friend of mine dresses as a "brownie", you know kinda like a girl scout. Well making a long story short... there was an incident in the hot tub that involved me and that particular brownie... better?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #16 September 15, 2003 Every once in a while when I go to the DZ, I bring a box of wheat thins or something and just set them on a table for whomever to snack on. Usually by the time I get down from the second jump of the day it's all gone but that's what they're there for. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #17 September 15, 2003 food lasts at our DZ about as long as snow in Mexico. In fact its not uncommon for skydiving to come to a screeching halt when we get some good stuff brought in. MMMMM home made salsa...Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpCrazy 0 #18 September 15, 2003 QuoteQuotei kinda go by the 10 second rule anyway... You are very generous, I give only 5 secs no,no..... this cat takes the food if left for about 2 secs! Archie has a nose like no other cat. I have seen him smell food from across the DZ! I have seen him eat and entire 6" sub too. That is why that pic was so believable for everyone who didn't know the real story.Flying Hellfish #470 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #19 September 15, 2003 You guys were just hoping that they were "special brownies" You better hope nobody at your dz gets creative and leaves you some "diahrea brownies" around. If they where my kids that's what I would do. That would be the last time you stole any brownies from little kids!Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sarge 0 #20 September 15, 2003 ok, so you invite the young ladies over for a b-b-Q later... after all is done and devoured you tell them that what made the meat so tasty was formerly a farm-raised brownie-fed cat. Delicious!!-- I'm done with the personally meaningful and philosophical sigs!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #21 September 15, 2003 Gee, why didn't you just break their little arms and take everything they had???? Pretty funny dude.=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #22 September 15, 2003 You could have at least offered them one of your beers. BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #23 September 15, 2003 QuoteYou could have at least offered them one of your beers. Yeah, i know!!!! Jerkface. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #24 September 16, 2003 QuoteOK ok... see there was this halloween party... and a hot tub... and it seems that there was the particularly beautiful friend of mine dresses as a "brownie", you know kinda like a girl scout. Well making a long story short... there was an incident in the hot tub that involved me and that particular brownie... better? hmmmm... what a coincidence. last halloween wuz at a party and a certain skydiving lass was dressed as a brownie and was standing in a huge plastice flower pot with a hole in the bottow and straps holding it up. and you guessed it, she was handing out brownies! get it? pot brownie? true story. ok, end of brownie story and THEN there was the ubiquitous hot tub event, one hot dog and two buns is always a crowd pleaser. them wuz da days....namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #25 September 16, 2003 Fair game! It was left unguarded & defenseless. THe moment finally arrived. You saw the opportunity and took "THE SHOT", and completed the task. It was for the betterment of the Country, any red-blooded American would have done the same. Well executed._______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
